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#9961
General / Re: Q & A
15 October, 2004, 12:21:04 AM
A) coffee tastes like wet leather because both are produced using a similar process of fermentation/tanning, which involves vast amounts of something called "pure". It's not nice. Nor is that last bit true.

Milk should always go in after, especially when you're making tea in cup with a bag, otherwise you're not using boiling water.

Q. Who can come up with a question for me?
#9962
General / Re: Q & A
15 October, 2004, 12:01:10 AM
A. 112.32

Q. Does the milk go in after the tea, or before?
#9963
General / Re: Q & A
14 October, 2004, 10:24:27 PM
A) Apple green; pillar-box red.

B) What was the difference between British and American Weebles?
#9964
General / Re: Q & A
12 October, 2004, 10:26:07 PM
A. If this question weren't hypothetical, I wouldn't have to extrapolate from what I already know in order to give you an answer.

AA. I bet Dr. Vortigan from Solar Wind could find a way to harness that destructive power!

AAA. This thread'll never get 1,000 posts. Dream on!

Q. Anyone here like George Formby?
#9965
General / Re: Q & A
12 October, 2004, 09:39:25 PM
A. Everything.

Q. Are you Scots, Dudley?
#9966
Off Topic / Re: Get Fact!
10 March, 2005, 07:31:44 PM
No, busy bee, you are missing the point. Funtwangle was presenting an example of irony, the humour of which in this case depends upon the confounding of expectations.

FACT: it is a misconception (though granted, by no means a common one, but one that was nevertheless presented as fact on a Channel 5 programme about cinema 'mistakes') that in the film Meet Me In St Louis, someone walks on set and calls out "Hi Judy!" to Judy Garland who is playing a character called Esther. In actual fact, Esther's suitor, John Truett, has just run for the trolley car and the voice from off camera is calling "Hi Johnny!"
#9967
Off Topic / Re: Get Fact!
26 May, 2004, 09:23:11 PM
Shit! My fact disappeared. Well, I can't be bothered to type it again...
#9968
Off Topic / Re: Get Fact!
26 May, 2004, 04:26:40 PM
FACT: In the Dr. Who serial