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Hawkmumbler

Propaganda of WWII. Oh hi bigotry!

Link Prime

Quote from: Judge Jack on 08 January, 2013, 11:00:13 PM
Anybody wanna buy some HMV vouchers?

How did you know????
I really have to get out this weekand and spend any I have.

vzzbux

Never understood the need for vouchers when cold hard cash can be spent in any shop.





V
Drokking since 1972

Peace is a lie, there's only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.

Definitely Not Mister Pops

Horses for courses

I've just checked the burgers in the fridge... and they're off!

A Supermarket Burger walks into a bar and says "Pint Please"
The barman says "I can't hear you, what was that?"
The burger says "Sorry, I'm a little bit horse today.."

My Lovely Horse

These burgers won't stay on the shelves furlong.

And so forth...
You may quote me on that.

COMMANDO FORCES

I love horses from Ireland and Yorkshire but I couldn't eat a whole one!

Bubba Zebill

Quote from: Pops on 16 January, 2013, 12:04:22 AM

These burgers won't stay on the shelves furlong.


I canter imagine a worse burger.
Judge Dredd : The Dark (Gamebook)
http://tinmangames.com.au/blog/?p=3105

Spikes

Horse sausages are good value for money. Very filling...

shaolin_monkey

I don't know how truthful these reports about the burgers are.  I doubt we'll ever know the foal story.

Link Prime

Anyone else have annoying 'Eye floaters' when using their laptop / iPad????
Is Link past his Prime at the ripe ol age of 35...?
Jeez.

Definitely Not Mister Pops

What's an eye floater?
You may quote me on that.

Link Prime

Quote from: Pops on 16 January, 2013, 07:32:49 PM
What's an eye floater?

Don't try lookin for em Pops- once discovered, never forgotten...

shaolin_monkey

Quote from: Pops on 16 January, 2013, 07:32:49 PM
What's an eye floater?

It's a part of the fluid in your eye that has become more viscous than the rest.  This affects your vision in the form of 'floaters' - little opaque tadpole-like things that float in and out of your field of vision.  I have several. They're bloody annoying!

Link Prime

Quote from: shaolin_monkey on 16 January, 2013, 07:40:39 PM
Quote from: Pops on 16 January, 2013, 07:32:49 PM
What's an eye floater?

It's a part of the fluid in your eye that has become more viscous than the rest.  This affects your vision in the form of 'floaters' - little opaque tadpole-like things that float in and out of your field of vision.  I have several. They're bloody annoying!

Misery loves company Shaolin!  ;)

vzzbux

Quote from: shaolin_monkey on 16 January, 2013, 07:40:39 PM
Quote from: Pops on 16 January, 2013, 07:32:49 PM
What's an eye floater?

It's a part of the fluid in your eye that has become more viscous than the rest.  This affects your vision in the form of 'floaters' - little opaque tadpole-like things that float in and out of your field of vision.  I have several. They're bloody annoying!
No they are ghosts just outside of your peripheral vision. God don't you know anything.




V
Drokking since 1972

Peace is a lie, there's only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.

Definitely Not Mister Pops

Went into a chipper and ordered a burger.

Woman behind the counter asked me did I want anything on it?

Fiver each way I said.

ZING!
You may quote me on that.