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So, I've just seen an ad on the telly, the Disney Channel is launching a new series of Art Attack, and Neil Buchanon isn't in it

I hated them before, but they've gone too far now. Neil Buchanon is an institution that is too often overlooked. He's been wearing that red sweater for nigh on twenty years now. Bad enough that he doesn't have his own National Art Museum, now this?

I shall miss the days of giant pictures made out of sports/fishing/gardening/etc paraphernalia.

The man is the greatest British artist of our age. That Damien Hirst is a flim-flam and that Tracy Emin is just an untidy drunk. Don't even get me started on that vandal, Banksy.

I am outraged

Sometimes people fly the Irish Flag upside down and I get confused and think there're people visiting from Cote d'Ivoire

 



I think we have the grounds to start a religion here lads

So the question was , if this predicted slump doesn't happen do the customers get a refund..

Probably not, so it'd be best to drive recklessly to make sure ye get yer monies worth 

When one thinks of all the plastics, metals, insecticides, hormones and Christ knows what else that surround us these days it's no wonder so many people are falling ill. When I was at primary school, I only remember one kid having asthma - now it seems like every other child has it.

I'm struggling with this point. I wouldn't deny that those things can have adverse effects on Human physiology, but, but, almost everything can. The things you've listed are just products of our modern age, and they cause modern problems. So everyone has asthma now? When my Great Granda was alive everyone had consumption.

Do the doctors administering the drugs know what's in those drugs, or is their impartiality enhanced by not knowing?

No, not if they're doing a double blind test. They do have protocols for these things. Imperical method and all that. Control groups and suchlike. It may not be perfect, but it's fairly rigorous.

[I have been drinking.... ]

ME TOO

I thought this was going to be a thread about Robert Peston and the weird cadence with which he speaks.

This thread is becming unhealthy. I prescribe a change of subject.

FIFA have hired Henry Kissenger. Any thoughts?

Yeah, that's why alchemical research into the Philosopher's stone has halted.

Laughter is the best medicine. Bigfoot told me so.

In reality, I have three choices: Firstly, I could ignore the diagnosis altogether and just live with it. Secondly, I could deliver myself into the hands of modern western medicine which will bombard me with radiation, inject me with toxic chemicals or even slice me open and cut chunks of me away. Thirdly, I could rub a drop of hemp oil into my gums once a day for a month. Given the option, which one should I choose? Which one would you choose?

The one that works. Listen to your Doctor. Most of them are decent honest people. At least the ones I know are.

Dentists are bastards though. Now they are definitely up to something. You can indentify anyone from their dental records. Clearly dentists have a huge record of everyone. But it goes deeper, the dentists are in bed with the confectionary and sweeties giants. Coca-Cola owns your dentist. Coca-Cola gives you cavities, dentists give you fillings. When these fillings react with the flouride the dentists insist we should have in our water supply, it sends out an electro-chemical signal with which their spy satellites track you.

I am going make a miniture lifelike Bill Gates effigy and stick pins in it.  

'I see you are making a miniature, lifelike Bill Gates effigy. Would you like some help with that?'

They should just forget about the game and make a bunch of Star Wars shorts, like Tartakovsky did with those Clone Wars Cartoons

They usually having people guarding these things. People actually camp out inside them. I'm just going to book my holidays

This isn't really how beer has made:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNQa5HCUYCQ

You need to use lazers too