Threadjacking!

[Richmond Clements]

I look at these overpaid players and each has the same attitude and mannerisms of all the bad matey mates who jeered at me and chose me last at team pick time.  24 years ago!! And all the homo-erotic jokes can't hide the fact I'm still bitter.

I was usually picked second last. The stinky fat kid always got picked last.

no I fucking wasn't!

[Roger Godpleton]

No way were you ever fat.

[Goaty]

I hate popular people

[Frank]

I hate popular people

Which is why you fit in here.

[W. R. Logan]

Tharg hates us all.

Is that Tharg or Pat Mills?

[Frank]

Biggie was clearly taken out in revenge for the death of Tupac. As Chuck D pointed out, Vegas is a mob town- nothing goes down there without the consent of someone in a very senior position.

[Richmond Clements]

Prince Phillip definitely murdered Diana. 

[Frank]

Prince Phillip definitely murdered Diana.

Without a doubt; but was he actually driving the Punto, or was that the Queen's cousin? You know; the monstrously deformed one they usually keep walled up in the secret room in Glamis Castle (see The Invisibles Book One), that we know exists because there's more windows than doors.

Explain that!

[Richmond Clements]

Prince Phillip definitely murdered Diana.

Without a doubt; but was he actually driving the Punto, or was that the Queen's cousin? You know; the monstrously deformed one they usually keep walled up in the secret room in Glamis Castle (see The Invisibles Book One), that we know exists because there's more windows than doors.

Explain that!

It's probably something to do with immigrants.

[Roger Godpleton]

The only thing he murdered was that sweet pussy.

[exilewood]

Yo, I was a fiend before I became a teen
I melted microphone instead of cones of ice cream
Music orientated so when hip-hop was originated
Fitted like pieces of puzzles, complicated
Shot grabbed the mic and try to say, " Yes y'all!"
They tried to take it, and say that I'm too small
Cool, 'Cause I don't get upset
I kick a hole in the speaker, pull the plug, then I jet
Back to the lab ...without a mic to grab
So then I add all the rhymes I had
One after the another one, then I make another one
To dis the opposite then ask if the brother's done
I get a craving like I fiend for nicotine
But I don't need a cigarette, know what I mean?
I'm raging, ripping up the stage and
Don't it sound amazing 'cause every rhyme is made and
Thought of, Cuz it's sort of...an addiction,
Magnatized by the mixing

E-F-F-E-C-T
A smooth operator operating correctly.
An E-F-F-E-C-T
A smooth operator operating correctly.
E-F-F-E-C-T
A smooth operator operating correctly.
An E-F-F-E-C-T
A smooth operator operating correctly.

But back to the problem, I gotta habit,
You can't solve it, you silly rabbit
The prescription is a hypertone that's thorough when
I fiend for a microphone like heroin
Soon as the bass kicks, I need a fix
Gimme a stage and a mic and a mix
And I'll put you in a mood or is it a state of
unawareness? Beware, it's the reanamator!
A menace to a microphone, a lethal weapon
An assasinator, if the people ain't stepping
You see a part of me that you never seen
When I'm fiending for a microphone.
Cause I take it to the maximum, I can't relax see, I'm
Hype as a hyperchrondriac 'cause the rap be one
Hell of a antidote, something you can't smoke
More than dope, you're trying to move away but you can't, you're broke
More than cracked up, you should have backed up
For those who act up need to be more than smacked up

E-F-F-E-C-T
A smooth operator operating correctly.
An E-F-F-E-C-T
A smooth operator operating correctly.
An E-F-F-E-C-T
A smooth operator operating correctly.
An E-F-F-E-C-T
A smooth operator operating correctly.

A smooth operator operating correctly.
A smooth operator operating correctly.
A smooth operator operating correctly.
A smooth operator operating correctly.

Uh!

Music orientated so when hip-hop was originated ...originated
Fitted like pieces of puzzles, complicated ...complicated
Music orientated so when hip-hop was originated ...originated
Fitted like pieces of puzzles, complicated ...complicated
Music orientated so when hip-hop was originated ...originated
Fitted like pieces of puzzles, complicated ...complicated
Music orientated so when hip-hop was originated ...originated
Fitted like pieces of puzzles, complicated ...complicated
Music orientated so when hip-hop was originated
Fitted like pieces of puzzles, complicated
Music orientated so when hip-hop was originated
Fitted like pieces of puzzles, complicated
Music orientated so when hip-hop was originated
Fitted like pieces of puzzles, complicated
Music orientated so when hip-hop was originated
Fitted like pieces of puzzles, complicated

'Cause I'm an E-F-F-E-C-T
A smooth operator operating correctly
An E-F-F-E-C-T
A smooth operator operating correctly
An E-F-F-E-C-T
A smooth operator operating correctly
An E-F-F-E-C-T
A smooth operator operating correctly

A smooth operator operating correctly
A smooth operator operating correctly
A smooth operator operating correctly
'Cause I'm an E-F-F-E-C-T

[Spaceghost]

^THIS^

[Bubba Zebill]

"Four legs good, two legs better!"

[Frank]

Why did they spend so long 'in the lab' in the Nineties? Were they checking Eazy E's t-cell count?

[vzzbux]

Straight to video..
Fucking yawn.
Don't you lot look stupid now.




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