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Started by Quirkafleeg, 27 February, 2006, 03:03:14 PM

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ThryllSeekyr

Dame Joan Sutherland

died last night, aged 83.


Wils


Roger Godpleton

Wils is today's winner.
He's only trying to be what following how his dreams make you wanna be, man!

strontium71

...because I hate you.

Noisybast

I'm stealing that for my Facebook status! :D
Dan Dare will return for a new adventure soon, Earthlets!

Kerrin


Dandontdare

Quote from: Wils on 12 October, 2010, 12:16:41 PM
Quote from: Richmond Clements on 12 October, 2010, 09:50:48 AM
Claire Rayner.

Now with wings.

I unashamedly stole this joke and emailed it to the Guardian and they printed it today! Fame at last!

Roger Godpleton

He's only trying to be what following how his dreams make you wanna be, man!

House of Usher

#1973
But Claire Rayner would have got and appreciated the joke and recognized that it was meant affectionately.



Dear Editor, Wils said, and I quote: "Claire Rayner, now with wings." LOL!
- Mike Giggler, via email
STRIKE !!!

Roger Godpleton

I meant DDD being a THIEF.
He's only trying to be what following how his dreams make you wanna be, man!

Hoagy

I know a guy who's been stealing from the till at all of his jobs, usually as a barman. Surprised to see he's not dead yet.
"bULLshit Mr Hand man!"
"Man, you come right out of a comic book. "
Previously Krombasher.

https://www.deviantart.com/fantasticabstract

House of Usher

Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 14 October, 2010, 01:18:02 PM
I meant DDD being a THIEF.

But The Guardian will have received at least half a dozen letters making the same joke. They just had to decide which one to print. I suppose they liked DDD's letter best.

Quote from: Krombasher on 14 October, 2010, 01:26:20 PM
I know a guy who's been stealing from the till at all of his jobs, usually as a barman. Surprised to see he's not dead yet.

of a gangland killing?
STRIKE !!!

Wils

I expect a cheque in the post forthwith, you bloody tealeaf. :p

Hoagy

Quote from: House of Usher on 14 October, 2010, 01:34:27 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 14 October, 2010, 01:18:02 PM
I meant DDD being a THIEF.

But The Guardian will have received at least half a dozen letters making the same joke. They just had to decide which one to print. I suppose they liked DDD's letter best.

Quote from: Krombasher on 14 October, 2010, 01:26:20 PM
I know a guy who's been stealing from the till at all of his jobs, usually as a barman. Surprised to see he's not dead yet.

of a gangland killing?

More a rural lynch-mob.
"bULLshit Mr Hand man!"
"Man, you come right out of a comic book. "
Previously Krombasher.

https://www.deviantart.com/fantasticabstract

Dandontdare

Quote from: Wils on 14 October, 2010, 02:22:24 PM
I expect a cheque in the post forthwith, you bloody tealeaf. :p

You can have every penny that I get paid!

Had a lovely chat with the lady from the Guardian (they ring you to make sure you're genuine) as to whether it was in bad taste, but we agreed it was affectionate and that she probably wouldn't have minded. And I did mention that I'd nicked the gag from someone else - they have no objection to receiving stolen goods!