Life is riddled with a procession of minor impediments

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

When I worked in the bars I knew a Dug. But to be fair he was only 19.

To this day, whenever I meet him out'n'about, he thanks me for teaching him how to read an analogue clock.

[The Legendary Shark]

Thanks, John. Seriously thinking of writing some sort of something about this place...

A tempting idea, Jim, but we'd have to hire a wood-chipper. Even if we did that, Dug would probably gum up the inner doings so we'd get a bill for repairs. Then the bloody police would no doubt stick their oars in and make things worse, as is their wont. Still, it's the thought that counts - and that thought counts as alluring...

Maybe one day Dug will thank me for teaching him how not to get clocked (he moves like he's used to it).

[lincnash]

Q: What do you call a bloke with a shovel pierced through his skull?

A:

Dug

[Tjm86]

... and a fella without a shovel in his head is called ...

[The Legendary Shark]

I'm just glad I didn't name him Warren...