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Title: Worst band/song ever?
Post by: Emp on 18 June, 2011, 07:10:24 PM
http://youtu.be/FyBz7BECHP8

Its like Bad News got a record deal :D

Title: Re: Worst band/song ever?
Post by: judda fett on 19 June, 2011, 01:16:12 PM
I wasnt expecting much but that was very Bad News.

This is car crash viewing in much the same way-

http://youtu.be/HhszQbOl95k
Title: Re: Worst band/song ever?
Post by: Buddy on 19 June, 2011, 01:24:29 PM
Still not as bad as anything ever put out by Bon Jovi.
Title: Re: Worst band/song ever?
Post by: Jared Katooie on 19 June, 2011, 10:14:47 PM
I play music for the Rowdy Yates chat room and one night we discovered possibly the worst song ever recorded.

I have atrocious taste in music, but even for me, this was beyond the pale.


THE HORROR. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6i1ywioIm0)
Title: Re: Worst band/song ever?
Post by: TordelBack on 19 June, 2011, 11:41:43 PM
It's better if you try to imagine the video as the fireplace scene from Last Crusade.
Title: Re: Worst band/song ever?
Post by: Misanthrope on 20 June, 2011, 12:29:48 AM
Quote from: Buddy on 19 June, 2011, 01:24:29 PM
Still not as bad as anything ever put out by Bon Jovi.

C'mon, they are not that bad.
Title: Re: Worst band/song ever?
Post by: Buddy on 20 June, 2011, 01:01:53 AM
Quote from: Misanthrope on 20 June, 2011, 12:29:48 AM
Quote from: Buddy on 19 June, 2011, 01:24:29 PM
Still not as bad as anything ever put out by Bon Jovi.

C'mon, they are not that bad.

The very thought that they breath air fills me with an urge to defecate.

As for the Kelly Osborne song... I quite like that!
Title: Re: Worst band/song ever?
Post by: Misanthrope on 20 June, 2011, 03:39:08 PM
Quote

The very thought that they breath air fills me with an urge to defecate.

As for the Kelly Osborne song... I quite like that!

Have you had brain surgery, recently?  :lol:
Title: Re: Worst band/song ever?
Post by: vzzbux on 21 June, 2011, 11:34:29 AM
Quote from: Emp on 18 June, 2011, 07:10:24 PM
http://youtu.be/FyBz7BECHP8

Its like Bad News got a record deal :D
Nothing wrong with Bad News. And they did get a record deal I have both their albums, cashing in on Christmas E.P. and their compilation CD.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wM58YXp2x0




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Title: Re: Worst band/song ever?
Post by: Emp on 21 June, 2011, 06:50:50 PM
Suppose i could have put that better :D
Title: Re: Worst band/song ever?
Post by: JOE SOAP on 21 June, 2011, 09:49:19 PM
Nothing...but nothing...beats this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE2l6CPna4M
Title: Re: Worst band/song ever?
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 14 October, 2011, 06:55:38 PM
Did you SEE the discription? "Jan Terri's music video "losing you". What make this one great is that she is dead serious. She is a blend of Miss. Piggy, Jabba The Hut and William Hung.!"
Title: Re: Worst band/song ever?
Post by: johnnystress on 18 October, 2011, 11:12:29 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NaV_tTuhQbc#!
Title: Re: Worst band/song ever?
Post by: radiator on 18 October, 2011, 12:24:52 PM
For sheer obnoxious awfulness, you can't really beat brokenCYDE:

(Slightly NSFW for swearing) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0)

As for mainstream groups and artists, in a competitive field, surely the Black Eyed Peas have got to be the most offensively terrible band currently operating? I should say, I don't listen to pop music if I can avoid it - it's not my cup of tea, but I can usually appreciate a good pop song and see why it is successful - not so with the BEP - I just think they're laughably bad. I'm genuinely amazed how anyone over toddler age could find anything to enjoy in their godawful music. I gather that they were once a moderately respectable hip-hop group, but all their songs since they became famous just sound like nursery rhymes for idiots.
Title: Re: Worst band/song ever?
Post by: johnnystress on 18 October, 2011, 01:27:06 PM
Quote from: radiator on 18 October, 2011, 12:24:52 PM
For sheer obnoxious awfulness, you can't really beat brokenCYDE:

(Slightly NSFW for swearing) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0)



bloody hell

also these goons
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggGEWw_ocUQ
Title: Re: Worst band/song ever?
Post by: James Stacey on 18 October, 2011, 03:02:41 PM
Fuck me I like some shit music but these links make Roxx Gang look good
Title: Re: Worst band/song ever?
Post by: vzzbux on 18 October, 2011, 07:41:50 PM
Quote from: johnnystress on 18 October, 2011, 01:27:06 PM


also these goons
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggGEWw_ocUQ
Most of that is OK but the panzy synth vocals aren't necessary and the keyboard shit about 2.40 mins into it.





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Title: Re: Worst band/song ever?
Post by: Goosegash on 19 October, 2011, 01:11:55 AM
Quote from: radiator on 18 October, 2011, 12:24:52 PM
For sheer obnoxious awfulness, you can't really beat brokenCYDE:

(Slightly NSFW for swearing) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0)

As for mainstream groups and artists, in a competitive field, surely the Black Eyed Peas have got to be the most offensively terrible band currently operating? I should say, I don't listen to pop music if I can avoid it - it's not my cup of tea, but I can usually appreciate a good pop song and see why it is successful - not so with the BEP - I just think they're laughably bad. I'm genuinely amazed how anyone over toddler age could find anything to enjoy in their godawful music. I gather that they were once a moderately respectable hip-hop group, but all their songs since they became famous just sound like nursery rhymes for idiots.

The Black Eyed Peas are representative of something truly rotten in the music industry, pure corporate greed. They stopped being what you'd recognise as a "band" a long time ago, and are now effectively a vehicle for brand marketing.

Plus their music is dreadful cack, but you knew that.
Title: Re: Worst band/song ever?
Post by: Trout on 19 October, 2011, 10:23:58 AM
I thought the music was laughable but the website is even funnier:

http://www.stukasquadron.com/about/ (http://www.stukasquadron.com/about/)
It seems to be intentional, too. :D

- Trout
Title: Re: Worst band/song ever?
Post by: James Stacey on 21 October, 2011, 03:51:39 PM
The sad thing is Fergie from black eyed peas actually has a good voice. The tracks she does on the new Slash album are really good. Black eyed peas however are absolutely dire.
Title: Re: Worst band/song ever?
Post by: vzzbux on 22 October, 2011, 03:36:51 PM
Quote from: James Stacey on 21 October, 2011, 03:51:39 PM
The sad thing is Fergie from black eyed peas actually has a good voice. The tracks she does on the new Slash album are really good. Black eyed peas however are absolutely dire.
That song reminded me of something that Vixen would have done in the late 80's. Nothing new.





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Title: Re: Worst band/song ever?
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 23 October, 2011, 10:01:54 PM
I was just subjected to 'Fix You' by Coldplay. :| Is it a song about a little boy who's broken his Gameboy?