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James Stacey

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Re: Worst band/song ever?
« Reply #15 on: 18 October, 2011, 03:02:41 PM »
Fuck me I like some shit music but these links make Roxx Gang look good

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Re: Worst band/song ever?
« Reply #16 on: 18 October, 2011, 07:41:50 PM »


also these goons
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggGEWw_ocUQ
Most of that is OK but the panzy synth vocals aren't necessary and the keyboard shit about 2.40 mins into it.





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Re: Worst band/song ever?
« Reply #17 on: 19 October, 2011, 01:11:55 AM »
For sheer obnoxious awfulness, you can't really beat brokenCYDE:

(Slightly NSFW for swearing) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0

As for mainstream groups and artists, in a competitive field, surely the Black Eyed Peas have got to be the most offensively terrible band currently operating? I should say, I don't listen to pop music if I can avoid it - it's not my cup of tea, but I can usually appreciate a good pop song and see why it is successful - not so with the BEP - I just think they're laughably bad. I'm genuinely amazed how anyone over toddler age could find anything to enjoy in their godawful music. I gather that they were once a moderately respectable hip-hop group, but all their songs since they became famous just sound like nursery rhymes for idiots.

The Black Eyed Peas are representative of something truly rotten in the music industry, pure corporate greed. They stopped being what you'd recognise as a "band" a long time ago, and are now effectively a vehicle for brand marketing.

Plus their music is dreadful cack, but you knew that.

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Re: Worst band/song ever?
« Reply #18 on: 19 October, 2011, 10:23:58 AM »
I thought the music was laughable but the website is even funnier:

http://www.stukasquadron.com/about/
It seems to be intentional, too. :D

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Re: Worst band/song ever?
« Reply #19 on: 21 October, 2011, 03:51:39 PM »
The sad thing is Fergie from black eyed peas actually has a good voice. The tracks she does on the new Slash album are really good. Black eyed peas however are absolutely dire.

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Re: Worst band/song ever?
« Reply #20 on: 22 October, 2011, 03:36:51 PM »
The sad thing is Fergie from black eyed peas actually has a good voice. The tracks she does on the new Slash album are really good. Black eyed peas however are absolutely dire.
That song reminded me of something that Vixen would have done in the late 80's. Nothing new.





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Re: Worst band/song ever?
« Reply #21 on: 23 October, 2011, 10:01:54 PM »
I was just subjected to 'Fix You' by Coldplay. :| Is it a song about a little boy who's broken his Gameboy?
You may quote me on that.