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The Legendary Shark:
Liverpool city centre was brought to a standstill this morning when a suspicious object was seen inside a parked van. The object transpired to be a tax disk.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles

What did Arnie say when he was invited to a fancy dress party with a musical theme?

I'll be Bach

The Legendary Shark:
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anybody can roast beef...

The Enigmatic Dr X:
Why did the baker have smelly hands? He was kneading a poo.

What's green and smells? Tharg's bum.


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