Al's Baby, the true story

[Quirkafleeg]

No THE worse pun is...

"Do you want to be a farmer? Well here's a couple of acres"
Followed by one swift kick in the balls

[Tiplodocus]

There was good one CUT from LAST ACTION HERO where he has just machine gunned a gangster who was disguised as a priest. When asked what he was doing he replies:

"Making him more holy".

I read once that the technical term for such post-mortem puns is "Killzingers".

[damnandblast]

"I lied"

Nigel