Life's so drokking fantastic because (the rebirth)

[Emperor]

A feature-length horror film that I wrote and am co-producing got funded! We're now in production! Holywood here I come!

Too many exclamation marks!!!

Or not enough!!!!!!

[Roger Godpleton]

There is an actor named Brenton Thwaites.

[shaolin_monkey]

...because I had lumps surgically removed from my arms yesterday, some of which have been there since I was a teenager, and now I am off my face on opiate-based painkillers!  Woo!  A really nice side effect I had this morning were some Dredd related hallucinations as I slipped in and out of lucidity!  Amazing!  I'm due another dose in an hour, so I'm going to read Portrait of a Mutant beforehand and then hopefully have some Stronty hallucinations.  Wish me luck!  Hehe.

[The Legendary Shark]

If the hallucinations are that good I'd be reading some Anderson, Durham Red, Tyranny Rex, Space Girls...

[shaolin_monkey]

If the hallucinations are that good I'd be reading some Anderson, Durham Red, Tyranny Rex, Space Girls...

The painkillers have shrivelled the old boy to peanut size, so that would be a bit pointless.  I'd rather have some surreal comic based action.  This morning Dredd was explaining why my house was underwater, and he was tracking some pirate trying to launch more nukes at MC-1.  Unfortunately his afternoon I've just felt slightly woozy.  Bah.

[Rog69]

I don't have glaucoma!

Like the typical bloke that I am I have been putting off getting screened for the damn thing. My Dad is blind because he did exactly the same thing, which makes me an idiot of epic proportions.

Finally admitting that I need glasses for reading and close up stuff I went for a test today and got screened for glaucoma at the same time and got the all clear. I am so relieved that the problem of finding the £200 for my first pair of glasses by next week is barely registering.

[exilewood]

If the hallucinations are that good I'd be reading some Anderson, Durham Red, Tyranny Rex, Space Girls...

The painkillers have shrivelled the old boy to peanut size, so that would be a bit pointless.  I'd rather have some surreal comic based action.  This morning Dredd was explaining why my house was underwater, and he was tracking some pirate trying to launch more nukes at MC-1.  Unfortunately his afternoon I've just felt slightly woozy.  Bah.

I'd go with the Shark. I take a large & varied amount of drugs (some halluicinogens included) on a daily basis & everything The Shark has ever told me has proved to be entirely trustworthy.

[The Legendary Shark]

I'd go with the Shark. I take a large & varied amount of drugs (some hallucinogens included) on a daily basis & everything The Shark has ever told me has proved to be entirely untrustworthy.

Fixed that for you.

[Something Fishy]

I don't have glaucoma!

Like the typical bloke that I am I have been putting off getting screened for the damn thing. My Dad is blind because he did exactly the same thing, which makes me an idiot of epic proportions.

Finally admitting that I need glasses for reading and close up stuff I went for a test today and got screened for glaucoma at the same time and got the all clear. I am so relieved that the problem of finding the £200 for my first pair of glasses by next week is barely registering.

I aso pleased for you.  I had years of eye problems and they are getting worse. So glad your are not going to have that. 

[vzzbux]

Just ordered my Tickets to see Anthrax and Motorhead at The De-Montfort Hall. Blinding.





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[Something Fishy]

...because I had lumps surgically removed from my arms yesterday, some of which have been there since I was a teenager, and now I am off my face on opiate-based painkillers!  Woo!  A really nice side effect I had this morning were some Dredd related hallucinations as I slipped in and out of lucidity!  Amazing!  I'm due another dose in an hour, so I'm going to read Portrait of a Mutant beforehand and then hopefully have some Stronty hallucinations.  Wish me luck!  Hehe.

Had opiates twice.  Cardiac arrests both times followed by resuscitation Second was because the idiots didn't listen to me. 

Yeah, doesn't really work for me.

[Roger Godpleton]

HEMSWORTH THE THIRD IS COMING.

[JOE SOAP]

Lock up your moms.

[Roger Godpleton]

I thought I'd opened the last pineapple lolly instead of orange but it turned out that I had already eaten all of the orange and then pineapple tasted extra good because of the lowered expectations.

[GordyM]

Good news GordyM! Is there a trailer yet? 

The fact there isn't makes me fear the Producers have no confidence in this film. Together with the rumours of GordyM being locked out of the edit suite, it makes me worried that this film will go straight to DVD.

We'll be lucky to get it to DVD. The best we'll manage is probably flip books.