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Uwe Boll's Finest work ever!!!

Started by ThryllSeekyr, 10 November, 2009, 05:40:41 AM

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Goaty

oh?
not those;

13th Warrior,
Pathfinder,
Willow,
Conan the Barbarian,
Excalibur,
Krull,
Hawk the Slayer,
Red Sonja,
DragonHeart,
King Arthur,
Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

James Stacey

Quote from: Goaty on 12 November, 2009, 10:56:00 AM
oh?
not those;

13th Warrior,
Pathfinder,
Willow,
Conan the Barbarian,
Excalibur,
Krull,
Hawk the Slayer,
Red Sonja,
DragonHeart,
King Arthur,
Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

In all fairness, not many of those are recent. Some are almost 30 years old.




Bilbo Bagshot: I once punched a bloke out once for saying Hawk the Slayer was rubbish.
Tim: Good for you.
Bilbo Bagshot: Yeah, thanks. But that's not the point, Tim. The point is I was defending the fantasy genre with terminal intensity, when what I should have said was "Dad, you're right - but let's give Krull a try, and we'll discuss it later."

WoD

just watched Outlander...enjoyable.

mogzilla

the mayor is likening the film to uwe's other works,that is apparent...like when i last had flu of the swine, better than regular flu but still shit ;)

i forced myself to watch alone in the dark...i lasted 10 minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goaty

Quote from: mogzilla on 24 April, 2010, 10:45:36 AM
the mayor is likening the film to uwe's other works,that is apparent...like when i last had flu of the swine, better than regular flu but still shit ;)

i forced myself to watch alone in the dark...i lasted 10 minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you are very very brave! I can't do more than 5 mins on any of Uwe's films.

mogzilla

that was including any title sequencing :lol:

HOO-HAA

Quote from: ThryllSeekyr on 11 November, 2009, 01:01:03 AM
Defintly better, than watching the new Battlestar Galactica...

Whoah! Did you just place Uwe Boll in the same sentence as the new BSG?

JAYSUS!  :-\

Keef Monkey

Quote from: HOO-HAA on 24 April, 2010, 07:37:59 PM
Quote from: ThryllSeekyr on 11 November, 2009, 01:01:03 AM
Defintly better, than watching the new Battlestar Galactica...

Whoah! Did you just place Uwe Boll in the same sentence as the new BSG?

JAYSUS!  :-\

That line caught my eye too, and I think some of my brain fizzed and fell out my nose. Granted, I haven't seen the movie in question, but the Bolle stuff I have seen was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.