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Go away.

The only President I respect more than Jimmy is FDR. He couldn't even walk and he did more than that fat British fuck did to win WW2.

More like Dudpool.

My favourite Joker theory is that he's Hyper-Sane, constantly adapting to changing realities. I think that's Grant M's version.

Larry Fishburne is Perry White in this movie.

HOW DARE THEY DO THIS HOW WOULD THEY LIKE IT IF THEY MADE BLACK PANTHER WHITE etc etc.

Your're mom is open-ended and ambiguous.

Irish aren't to be worried about. You just throw a potato at them and they'll run after it. Jews are more cunning. They train themselves not to eat pork and I don't know where I'm going with this.

Cool story, brah.

I farted on my hand today and it smelt like I don't really know where I'm going with this.

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Dear Pops,
Please come to the castle, I've baked a cake for you.

Yours truly,
Princess Toadstool - Peach.

"It's Thursday morning and Rezner is collecting his dole."

IRISH RAPPERS REVEALED IS ON BBC 3.

Ice Age 4: Starring Drake.

FUCK CARAMAC