News of the Surreal

[Quirkafleeg]

Asteroid obsessed MP, Lembit Opik, has ditched TV weather girl Sian Lloyd for one half of the Cheeky Girlsâ?¦

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[Adrian Bamforth]

Their bottom halfs?

ADE

[Buttonman]

I'm going out on a limb here, but it is the season of goodwill and all so here goes. If Sian Lloyd wants to climb in, there is a good possibility that I won't kick her out of bed.

Oh wait, it's the phone...