Proudhuff & Tu-Plang - The Boarders of Time

Dudley · 30 September, 2003, 10:27:05 PM

Congratulations to Proudhuff & Tu-Plang, respectively the oldest and youngest boarders.

Lord Running Clam · 30 September, 2003, 10:43:48 PM

has anyone else seen this on Playjam yet?
It takes the form of a top down shooter,with Dredd facing off against zombies.
If you want to find it and have sky digital just go to the screen that show the online shopping and games and choose Playjam.

Proudhuff · 30 September, 2003, 11:21:22 PM

Uncanny!! I'm just skanking to Bob Andy's 'Too Experienced'.

Now where did I put that bathchair and tartan blanket...

Huff the Elder

Queen Firey-Bou · 01 October, 2003, 02:19:02 AM

hooray ! we shall now all look to huffster for words of experience & wisdom..

and tu-plang for youthful energies, yesssssss we shall drain & steal their fresh young soulsssss...cackle

Slippery PD · 01 October, 2003, 05:30:39 AM

Art suggested a poll, well here ya go!!!

See the front page!

Yer Slips

Dudley · 01 October, 2003, 08:54:14 PM

...and with 44 entries in, I discover that I'm young for the board!

Shall show more respect to you, my elders and betters in future. Well, elders anyway.

Tu-plang · 01 October, 2003, 09:17:23 PM

No way, dude, I think Soviet Sam is younger than me, and maybe Tor Cyan as well.

Oh well. Hoorah!

Trout · 02 October, 2003, 08:41:03 PM

And now, with 92 votes, there's a definite picture emerging.

Two people have indeed admitted to being younger than T-Plang.

However, some 79% of us are aged between 25 and 40.

Are we destined to continue age with the comic, until it's full of articles about stairlifts and how young people show no respect these days?

I'd be happier if a few more of the site's users had been younger.
Hopefully, this poll's not indicative of the actual readership.

- Trout

Dudley · 02 October, 2003, 08:53:22 PM

It might be indicative of how old you have to be to have regular internet access and nothing better to do...

Mind you, that's young people for you, isn't it? On their gameboxes all day long, they don't have the concentration for writing posts on proper messageboards like we have. Reminds me, have you seen the latest from young Dredd? Got him fighting some sort of mutant, they have. Of couse, you don't get mutants like you did in the old days, with four arms and all that....

Dounreay · 03 October, 2003, 04:21:09 AM

Mutants with four arms...?

We used to dream of mutants with four arms. When I were a lad mutants had eight arms. An razor sharp claws an all.

Trout · 03 October, 2003, 03:09:55 PM

Razor sharp claws? Pah!

When I were a lad, mutants had fourteen heads and had to keep dying all the time because their insides didn't work right.

Those were real mutants, I can tell you.

- Trout

Tiplodocus · 03 October, 2003, 08:19:49 PM

Tha's not a mutant. That's normal, that is. A proper mutant is and ectoplasmic blob of horror born with fourteen heads, twelve mouths and speaks in tongues from the second the midwife claps eyes on it. Other people die because it makes THEIR insides not work right but it still has time to get up and do a good 24 hours days worth of bounty hunting before being trapped in an electromagnetic snare for eternity.

Trout · 03 October, 2003, 08:21:51 PM

"trapped in an electromagnetic snare for eternity"

Now, that was a plot twist we never saw coming. ;-)

- Trout

Queen Firey-Bou · 03 October, 2003, 09:54:59 PM

plot twist ? plot twist ? now in my day you had real plot twists, like when the cowboy turned out to be a robot, or planet earth was a living organism, or the monster on the aeroplane wing was.. a monster, they were real twists i tell you , not like this modern non-linear all been done before twists. electromagnetic wotsit? pffff.

Oddboy · 03 October, 2003, 10:34:15 PM

Nah, in my day all the monsters turned out to be...humans!