Machine. Unexpectedly, Iâ??d invented a time

[I, Cosh]

There never had been any Millar.

[Jim_Campbell]

Wireheads and RAM Raiders didn't happen.

[I, Cosh]

I decided to create my own variant: classic books in six words. Here's what I've come up with so far.

Lord of the Rings: "Hairy footed lad gets the finger out."

Paradise Lost: "We rose. He fell. Oh Hell!"

The Bible: "We made it all up. Amen."

Watchmen: "Watch out, there's a hero about."

[Adrian Bamforth]

Sent this similarly condensed film to Radio 5 a while ago for Mark Kermode to guess:

'I'm nobody...I'm somebody...I love my sledge.'

He complained that it gave away the ending.

ADE

[nofuture]

very good, like 2000 a. d.

[paulvonscott]

'I'm nobody...I'm somebody...I love my sledge.'

Heh, Citizen Kane, and it IS a Spoiler.

'I'm nobody...I'm somebody... Still Ugly'

[Bolt-01]

Don't move father, warrant for termination.

Bolt-01

[Bolt-01]

"Sam?" Said head in the jar.

Bolt-01

[SamuelAWilkinson]

Johnny and Wulf: are they gay?

[Satanist]

Artist draws Dredds face, Wagner furious!

Byrne called Cnut. Not very happy.

Deadman Dredd all along. Fucking hell!

[Banners]

It's time to go home nowhere.

M@

[DavidXBrunt]

Because I'm too garoulous in the review threads I'm going to attempt a review in six words per thrill.

A lovely cover heralds thrilling prog.
Origins continues to violently, mysertiously, entertain.
Chiarascuro is different and very good.
Abnett ties plot threads together deftly.
Kipling should rock but doesn't quite.
Simon Fraser and Konstantin return! Rejoice!

[DavidXBrunt]

Malone Sinister all along. Funt me!

[Wils]

Wulf is naked. "Is shootings! Johnny!"

[DavidXBrunt]

Wils makes smutty joke. Everyone shocked.

Now that's what I call sci-fi.