The Trailer Thread

[JOE SOAP]

Being optimistic Emp?

[Emperor]

Being optimistic Emp?

Well it is either that or using a staple gun.

[Roger Godpleton]

Will Smith trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7TDHHj6qyw

[I, Cosh]

Don't know how good Soderbergh will be as an action director, but really looking forward to Haywire.

[Goaty]

Chronicle

Looks interesting, like sort of US Movie version of Misfits?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-M5Qx57_UU

[IAMTHESYSTEM]

So scared I pooed myself. Well almost. Reminded me of those M.R James stories the BBC used to Broadcast at christmas.

http://youtu.be/2S3fILvrQ1w

[Goaty]

Mmm as many critics says it was one of best films of 2011? And it silent film and in B/W as well!

The Artist

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8K9AZcSQJE

[TordelBack]

Like the look of that. 

Hopefully it will follow the Big John principle, whereby 90% of films that feature either John Candy or John Goodman are brilliant.

[Emperor]

Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead trailer, although it looks like some of the poo, blood, nudity and weapons have been censored (beyond their comedy "danger" censoring) and it does take a bit to get going:

By the looks of the trailer there are plenty of big breasted, scantily clad schoolgirls, blood-gushing zombies and copious amounts of life-threatening farting!

http://twitchfilm.com/news/2012/01/danger-danger-its-the-zombie-ass-trailer.php

[TordelBack]

Cannot tear my eyes away from that, the multiple rectal impaling in particular ... Although I do wish Japanese comics and film could move beyond its St. Trinian's phase so I could actually watch some of it without fearing I'll be put on some kind of register.

[Dandontdare]

DANGER!

[Emperor]

Cannot tear my eyes away from that, the multiple rectal impaling in particular ...

You've heard about the Human Centipede, now wonder at the Human Shish Kebab!!

Although I do wish Japanese comics and film could move beyond its St. Trinian's phase so I could actually watch some of it without fearing I'll be put on some kind of register.

A lot of the sexual oddities emanating from Japan are due to the sex laws - you can't show erect penises or public hair, so you end up with schoolgirls being menaced by tentacles, which is so much better.

It is a pit you feel that way though, as you won't want to watch the trailer for Red Sword:

Ladies and gentlemen, I am reasonably confident that upcoming Japanese splatter erotica Red Sword breaks new ground on a number of levels. It features werewolves and a katana-wielding heroine, for one thing. It also openly advertises the breast size of one of its stars in the trailer.

http://twitchfilm.com/news/2012/01/breasts-werewolves-swords-red-sword-is-little-red-riding-hood-all-grown-up-with-daddy-issues.php

That is so bad I nearly cried

[Goaty]

I know this is Trailer Thread, but there is the release of the restored The Life And Death of Colonel Blimp film with NEW poster, looks great!

[Goaty]

That is good teaser; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLlofm9NFeA

[Keef Monkey]

The Frightfest Glasgow movies just got announced, and among a pretty intriguing line-up is this gem that I've been wanting to see since the trailer surfaced. It just screams Hard Boiled to me, if the action in the movie can match the trailer it'll be pretty special.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWlmhMSnVdM