A simple but fun way to generate publicity slogans for 2000 A.D.
Or if you're really childish you could just put the word 'cock' in the generator instead.
Link: It's theat 2000A.D. feeling
'Beware of expensive cock.'
Sound advice there...
As you were then :)
"Happiness is Cock-Shaped."
"If You've Got the Time, We've Got the Cock."
"Behold the Power of Cock."
:)
"Ding-Dong! Cock Calling!"
That's too funny.
"Don't Just Book It, Cock It."
"Cock: The Other White Meat."
"Plink, Plink, Cock."
This never stops being funny. Except for this one, which is WAAAAY wrong:
"Silly Rabbit, Cock is for Kids."
Vagina's quite good as well (that's not a slogan, but these are):
"I Wish I Were a Vagina Weiner."
"Schtop! This Vagina is not Ready Yet!"
"Step Into The Vagina."
I was gonna try 'Apathy' but I couldn't be arsed.
-pj
Or, if you don't like apathy you could try masturbation.
uhm...
Good Honest Masturbation Since 1896.
-pj
"Wow! I Could Have Had a Felching!"
"Gives A Meal Felching-Appeal"
"Welcome To Felching Country"
"Felching Keeps Going and Going"
"It's Felching Time"
"Super Felching is Almost Here"
"Wouldn't You Rather Be Felching?"
"Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Felching!"
Nobody better lay a finger on my arse
Oh and just because I was curious I typed in HIS name and got...
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Scojo.
Shake the Bottle, Wake the Yoghurt Cannon.
"Made to Make Your Arse Water..."
Just imagining that as a jingle...
- Steve
"There's Always Room For Boobies"
"When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Boobies."
I can't believe it's not vagina.
Let the vagian begin.
You always have time for vagina.
The vagina bars are on me.
'Snap! Crackle! Cock!'
'It's Shake n Cock, and I helped!'
'Grab Life by the Cock!'
It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Cunt.
look ma, no sex
Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Sex.
The Ultimate Sex Machine.
The Best Part of Waking Up is Sex in Your Cup.
A Tough Sex to Follow.
Which Twin has the Sex?
I Was a Sex Weakling.
Sex Keeps Going and Going.
Crunch All You Want. We'll Make Sex.
From Our Sex to Yours.
Turn Loose The Sex.
The Real Smell of Sex.
A Day Without Sex is Like a Day Without Sunshine.
Silly Rabbit, Sex is for Kids.
Tonight, Let It Be Sex.
Probably The Best Sex In The World.
Tough on Dirt, Gentle on Sex.
Puts the Sex in Britain.
The Sex That Likes To Say Yes.
woo
Nothing says lovin like 2000AD from the oven
needs work
Your Cock, Right Now!
Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Dead Baby.
Once You Pop, You Can't Stop Max Kon.
It's Not All Davidxbrunt, Davidxbrunt, Davidxbrunt, you know.
Davidxbrunt Comes to Those Who Wait.
I tried spinkter, though my spelling may be off...
"151 Countries, One Spinkter"
"Spinkter, Its Whats For Dinner"
"Leaves Your Spinkter Minty not Mediciney."
"You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Spinkter."
Critter
Does You Does, or Does You Don't Take Pussy?
Devon Knows How They Make Pussy So Creamy.
Let your fingers do the walking through the pussy.
Go On, Get Your Pussy Out.
Don't Say Brown, Say "Pussy".
Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Crack.