The Lesser Spotted Rice Grain

[Beeks]

There comes a time in everyones life where they have to not just experience life..but seek knowledge on some of the big questions in the universe..what is the meaning of life..is there really anti-matter? Does God exist?

But there is a question that few people dare to ask...

It has been whispered in the high tibetean monastaries of the Shao-Lin..and within the brotherhood of ancient and forgotten thugee cults from the darkest parts of India...

Dr Livinstone tried to find it..Hannibal crossed a mountain range with his elephants just because he heard a rumour...and both Caesar and Ghengis Khan were driven mad scouring the world for an answer..

But I have..after many years eating far eastern food..found the oracle..and the keeper of a secret so unfathomable..so dark..to just mention it could cause stroke or possibly death...

That Oracle is Krombasher..

That question of power..with an answer that is not of this earth or possibly dimention is...

What does Rice look like in a paddy field?

Many people were lost bringing this question to the board..

I hope they didn't suffer in vain...

[Jim_Campbell]

Are you off your meds again?

Cheers

Jim

[JOE SOAP]

[Hoagy]

Aw man. That is brilliant.

And there it is! The rice grain.

Cheers Joe.

[Dandontdare]

You were right though Krombasher - bring this subject up and it provokes a tsunami of indifference.

Did you hear Bolland was charging £100 a sketch at Kapow on Saturday? God knows how much it would have cost you to rub yourself up against him again (a restraining order probably)

[Hoagy]

Bowie and Bolland totally guarding their intellectual property eh?

Its got to be done. Who on the board wouldn't? 

Was there any sign of the FILUM? Or was it bristled over?