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Rising swiftly to the bait... Jock Rant II

Why do you assume this is directed at the English?

I believe it was a British entry, not an English one. Of course, some English assume one is the same as the other,its not.  

How about having a pop back at the bogtrotters, sweatysocks and sheepshaggers, but using humour instead of the Kenneth Williams' Imfamy!Imfamy! speech? Thats how the lesser mortals on these isles have handled living with a large, bombastic and at times homourless neigbour. Oh and take notes from our sporting teams as well, once you've come last a few times you learn to enjoy the event more, ask the Tartan army.

I thought it was a funny subject line, made me laugh, after all a large part of the orginal 'limeys' were Jocks and Irish, I know cause I've seen 'Hornblower' twice.

Which reminds me, did you hear about the two Jock sailors at the battle of Trafalgar? When the stirring famous 'England expects every man to do his duty' went out, one Jock said
'Whitaboot us?'
The second replied ' They dinnae hav tae tell us, Scotland kens we'll do oors'

or as me old fayther says 'Yi kin aye tell an Englishman, but yi cannae tell him much'

Big hugs Ratty and as my six year old would say 'Take a chill pill'

We're not even good at being crap! haha Nil points. I think we should get Gemini to sing the next world cup anthem, the jock one not the po-faced one...

Gemini and the tartan army we're made for each other

Middenpus

Proudhuff tries to break in a la the Crankies... ooops wrong show,

Right just listen, listen, right SOMETIMES Bou is a little firey, Sometimes Slippos a little chicken-slippy, Sometimes Egg-on-legs likes to go off and collect logs, sometimes Malchi just a bit fabby, but sometimes we need to nuke a thread, that's all I'm saying okay?

Mussleburgh's finest hour

Well done girl, can't we introduce some guns? or lots of alcohol?
hic
Huff

EEEK it nearly time... oooh, i gotta go and pick up sprogs!!! will it be on the 6 oclock news?

Huffy Proud

Gordon Bennett, my PC at home is fecked so I have to do all this betwix reports etc, so a late entry fi me...

Sc*j*
Mal-c
WRlogan
Demon Chick
Oddboy
Mrs Oddboy
Queen B
Natsan
Lord Rac
Wils

That should be a hoot to see!!

Proudhuff

Is Weather Control working again?

nice...Two wheels good four wheels bad!!


Where are the cannons?


Haven't they got that postion the wrong way round? or is that a ladyboy?

++I must have a copy of this much-lauded publication!

DXB or PVS - please e-mail me with details of how to secure one. ++

Could you sent the info to me to?

Huffy B

NNNNNOOOOOO! AAAgh, don't even mention that, that, chauffard! saltimbanque! Ecraseurs!

Capt Haddock


 

We could make this a caption competition...

Willie: 'Thanks but we don't even know your name'.

Supercarpetfitter man: 'my work here is done!!'

Okay, stop sniggering at the back, Does anyone know if a 'Willie Nelson' type character has ever appeared in Tooth?

and if not GRennie gonnadaythat?  

please, please pretty pleasehttp://www.willienelson.com/pppics/gonzowill.jpg">

I agree with the Oddboy and Matt,a chance at adding to the Cal myth would have been good, and where would the monkey have gone on Cal's death? a possiblable rematch missed?  

Oddboy has posted on this on this thread hasn't he?

Huffsta

++ Heh, even I'm not gonna rise to this.++

shouldn't this be on the underware thread?

I say a young clone Dredd, one of seven, is going to take old Joe out when he realises he's doing a thankless task and becomes a radical leftie eco-warrior, I can dream can't I?

Huffy B

He's not strange at all... maybe I should try that at Bute House and see who laffs?

Spiderhuff