Life's so drokking fantastic because (the rebirth)

[Richmond Clements]

I am now a father and life really is drokking fantastic

Warren Edwin Kelly, born 9:50, 4 October 2010
4kg / 8lb 13oz, 56cm at the weigh in

Have spent two days at hospital with him and Mum post planned c-section ( boy wanted to enter the world arse first)
Hopefully home tomorrow.

I am pretty tired, but that's nothing compared with Mum I think!

Excellent! Congratulations to you both!

[Kerrin]

Congratulations Dan! Best wishes to you all.

[Dan Kelly]

Congratulations to you and the lady! Remember, newborns' poorly developed eyesight means they react best to harshly contrasted black and white images, so instead of painting the nursery a pastel blue or yellow with pictures of elephants, paper the walls in photocopies of old episodes of Zenith, Brigand Doom and Silo. Little one will find them infinitely fascinating and you'll have the pleasure of knowing you're starting him down the right path.
SBT

He currently has two pages of Devlin Waugh. Ninja badger FTW

[SmallBlueThing]

Both of mine DEMANDED the cardboard box-inlays to Drop Dead Dolls packaging to go in their cots, and spent hours happily gurgling at the black and white skulls.
The bloody weirdos.
SBT

[mogzilla]

nice one dan....


also my life is sort of getting back on track ,a nice lady phoned to say everythings running smoothly and to top it all when the missus got back in with mini i couldnt be arsed cooking so ordered a pizza (garlic bread with cheese to share with mini and some garlic mushrooms.) whn it came it was a garlic bread with cheese and another with chese and mushrooms!!! told him he'd got my order wrong and refused the mushroom one ....he gave it me anyway! free pizza!!!

[maryanddavid]

Congrats Dan, hope all are well.

David

[SquashedFly]

Congratulations! Good luck with the lovely,little mind to poison

and hope mum and baby are well

[Peter Wolf]

Congragulations !!

Everyone keep having children then we can win the fight against depopulation !!

boy wanted to enter the world arse first

Good on him! let's hope he keeps up that rebellious attitude.

Congratulations to all the Kelly clan.

I should say so but its a nightmare for the parents.I didnt want to be born and apparently i had to be forced out so i was told so the little one above might not be as rebellious as that but its a good indication !!

[COMMANDO FORCES]

Many Congratulations to you and your family Dan 

[SuperSurfer]

Great news, Dan. Congrats to you and the family.

[Something Fishy]

Congrats and best wishes to you all Dan.

[ming]

( boy wanted to enter the world arse first)

Congrats, Dan!

Number One Son (Feliks, now 17 months) also wanted to enter the world arse first, and got his wish.  The local hospital has Norway's specialist department for breach births and they were great.  It helped that Junior wasn't huge; staff said he'd just pop right out and so he did

Number Two Son (Oskar) arrived in a more conventional fashion last Tuesday!  He's a champ.

Woo-hoo!  We'll have the 2000AD-reader demographic looking more healthy in no time.

[Richmond Clements]

And congratulations to Mr and Mrs Ming!

[The Legendary Shark]

Congratulations!

[Roger Godpleton]

CONGRATS TO ALL