The 10 Commandments of 2000AD

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

Thou shalt not bear of a cape on thine shoulders.
Thou shalt attire thineself with undergarment AFORE ye attire trouser

Tights are right out

[JOE SOAP]

Thou shalt not bequeath character ownership to Alan Moore.

[mogzilla]

thou shall smite the scojo with unholy vengance

[TordelBack]

If thy neighbour's Prog be yet undelivered when cometh the Lord's day, rejoice!  For they knoweth now the pain of the unsubbed, and in full measure.

[Misanthrope]

Thou shalt use variable ammunition weaponry.

[Zarjazzer]

Thou shalt re-print immediately the Dave Gibbons Dan Dares-and send them free of charge to me with some gold bullion, or be accursed by Rogue's droop and scojo's pox unto the ninth generation-oh yes thou shalt!

[Trout]

Thou shalt be very fucking careful about spoilers if thou gets the prog before anyone else. Or there will be brimstone.

[strontium71]

and fire. Don't forget the fire.

[Bluecube]

Thou shallst mustst remember that ammunition is bountiful. For it is good. Unless onest needst a surest lack of ammunition to further thous plotline.

[brendan1]

Thou Shalt Not Ever Claim That An Artist's Style Has Turned To Shit Vs How Good He Used To Be, And Instead Laud His Evolution As An Artist, Rather Than Admit His Earlier Work Was About A Million Times Better.

[O Lucky Stevie!]

Thalls shalt post a thread regarding the Dredd film to conjure sulphurous trolls from the deepest, innermost circle of the Infernal Pit.

Thou shalt denounce any artist's stylistic innovation as the Mark Of The Beast & decry any deviance from Bog Paper Absolutism.

[TordelBack]

Thou shallst mustst remember that ammunition is bountiful. For it is good. Unless onest needst a surest lack of ammunition to further thous plotline.

The very best olde-speake ever(st)!

[exilewood]

Thine eyes shalt not gaze upon 'The Burger Wars' lest thou art a guardian of the ancient sacred scrolls.

[Spaceghost]

Thine female characters shall act exactly like thine male characters, wielding weapons, grimacing fearfully and smiting enemies left and right.

But verily, they shall have great big tits.

[Mikey]

...and be they she Judges they mightest wear ye high b'heel'd Judge boots. If thou art lucky.