Give me a good reason not to go postal!

[SiriusB]

No Bou, no. Don't ever crave a mortgage. It's all a trick - you end up wanting to do your house up, and make weekend trips to Ikea and MFI. And suddenly less money for comics because you end up with a million plates/posters/chairs/novelty lamps you don't need.

[Queen Firey-Bou]

i only want a morgage sirius, cos me n the kids have been homeless too many times, theres no affordable housing here, & nothing to rent. I'm safe just now but the whole economics of it all leaves a deep seated sinking insecurity & paranoia, besides, i don't like where i live, ie surrounded by whinging-english-pensioners or alchies or drugs-to-kiddies-flogging-scum... but where on a UK housing list will i get anything better?  at least i have a stunning view here i guess.

ikea ? if i want novelty items i visit a skip.

anyway enough cranking...i'm going oooot on me bike & life is fine !

[Generally Contrary]

IKEA?  Oh, god, please, no.  An endless labyrinth.  It's like 'Cube'.

[Oddboy]

I've been a 'home-owner' for almost 2 years now, but I've never *ever* been to Ikea. Oddgirl went once, I believe, but that was before we'd got the home.

[House of Usher]

I've been doing up my house. Ikea is to be avoided. So far, fingers crossed, so good.

All I've come back with from Ikea is a two-step stool for the missus to be able to reach the handles on the windows, one duvet cover, four pillow cades, a round bath mat, two potted plants, two scented candles, and artist's lay figure and a milk jug.

The House of Usher will not be adopting the Ikea 'look' any time soon. In fact, it will most likely fall into a precipice before I allow such a thing to happen.

[Slippery PD]

From going mental to Ikea in four easy steps.  I kinda like Ikea, its got relatively cheap solid furniture that goes in a certain type of house.  Fortunately I now live so far away from one, I dont have to worry about it anymore...

And dont go postal DF

Slips

[Al_Ewing]

THE VOICE SAID KILL!

Let's get us all in the Daily Mail. "BAN THIS SICK FILTH - we blow the whistle on KID BLOOD RAG! 'The green faced man said death was Zarjaz' CLAIMS OFFICE KILLER"