As I am going for a weeks holiday on Monday, and have been appointed by King Fishy as Keeper of Famke Janssens underware, someone is needed to fill the post when I am away.
This is the sort of thing you would be expected to do:
Hey, I never said it would be easy.
ii Esa sabrosa !! ( that's tasty )
Ding (and, in a very real sense) Dong
Queen Bou shakes her head sadly ...
"boys boys boys, what are we going to do with you?"
heres one for the laydeeeees
Looks like he's smuggling a tortoise. :D
Noticed his right arm is bigger than his left?
Wonder why...
Probably from lifting heavy tortoises I would imagine.
now don't you think you'd all feel better wearing fetching underwear like that ?
in fact if you don't all behave, i might make it a mandatory board dress code...so watch it !
I already am wearing underwear like that.
And not only do I look better in them than that model, I'd make a better Jean Grey than she does.
They've only gone and pasted someone elses head onto my body, thats what they've done.
BTW Rac - very responsible getting someone to "hold the keys" as it were.
you know that underwear ladie reminds me of someone......
AAArGGHHHhhhh!!!!
Look what have you have just done to me!!!
'It's alright, get up again, rise! Rise! RISE!'
heh heh heh heh.....
another victory for the sisters.
Don't worry Rac, I'll save you!
damn you ! damn you to hell !!!
**sigh** Kylie......
Yer Slippo
Famke beats Kylie anyday surely?
Im not necessarily disagreeing, but have you seen the Agent Provocatuer ad of Kylie on a bucking bronco????
Yer Slippo
Nope - still does nothing for me. All teeth and bones.
Sorry Bou, that kind of bloke does f*ck-all for me. So here's one especially for me, the very f*ckable Trent. Phwoar.
ha ha HA HA!! and you think mr Pink shorts does sommat for me?? heh heh heh
but if trent there wanted to dress up as a fireman i think that would be a good thing. yes.
ha ha HA HA!! and you think mr Pink shorts does sommat for me?? heh heh heh
Some of us have met Pete!!! :p
Kylie beats Famke 1-0. I'm sorry.
Actually for me its a scoring draw, but the argument that Kylie is skin and bone is a strnge one. Famke is a Model, skin and bone.........
Yer Slippo
Submitted without comment:
Uuuurrrrggghhhhhhh!!!
Swallow your soul!!
Kylie??? For f*cks sake, don't you boys have any taste. That would be like f*cking a horse, and we all know what that's like.....erm.......
Mal, Goat any fotaes o' that?
"Mal, Goat any fotaes o' that?"No photies, just video footage
"Some of us have met Pete!!! :p"
CLANNGGG!!!!!
Nope I dont have any taste what so ever...... Im well known for it!!!
Yer Tasteless Slippo
Oh dear my poor heartsie!!
WHAT????!!!!!
how exactly is that like f*cking a horse???
I'm sure having sex with an actual horse is uncomfortable, and I do put Kylie slightly higher on my 'To Do' list than a freaking horse!
"and I do put Kylie slightly higher on my 'To Do' list than a freaking horse!"Haha, so Kylie's only
slightly higher on the 'To Do' list then. Must be one sexy horse, you'll have to introduce us
I used to like Kylie - stuck with her through all the deconstruction years but now everybody and their dog bangs on (fnar) about her all the time it's kind of put me off.
Famke, on the other hand (fnar), is a much undervalued work of art. She can act a bit and is quadrilingual and, if your wife catches you looking at pictures of her, you can say things like "Mmmm... strong, intelligent women are just sooo attractive." and get away with it.
FAMKE' much more SF friendly than Kylie as well; XMEN aside, she has been stunning in GOLDENEYE, the hilarious DEEP RISING and an episode of Star TreK: TNG which (admittedly I was in a particularly receptive state when I watched it) I really liked. All Kylie can offer is Street Fighter (even though I admit she looked rather fetching in a uniform)
There's not much point getting into an argument about this (Different Strokes for Different Folks: fnar, fnar) but let's put it this way, you youngsters can keep Kylie. Us eldsters that know a bit better will be happy with Famke thank you very much.
I thank his Lordship RAC.
I dunno people arent getting this.
Lets be honest our chances with either Famke or Kylie or almost anyone in the public eye is nil. Therefore is a matter of wndow dressing, sheesh.
Why do we have to make a choice???
Yer Honest Slippo
After studying the above in detail, in the interest of the board, I've come (oooer) to a couple of conclusions, underware is speld rong and yon wimmin is holding her tummy in, not stunning conclusions I admit... but I expect a reseach grant or at least a deek at Mal's video for my efforts
Proff. Huffmiester
Speak for yourself Slippo.
I'm sure it's only a matter of time before the wife says to me: "Look, I can invite Kylie and Famke back to our place for cofee but there's only room for one of them in the taxi. Which would you prefer to come with us?".
Be Prepared!
I too have erred the Kylie way through her 'deconstruction' era but refuse to believe that now she is quite popular again she is less of a night in than a horse.
And no-one has even mentioned the idea of both Kylie AND Famke. With jelly.
Sorry, but if you want a real woman then look no further than Tori Amos. She beats both of them tits down.
Like I've said before, I wouldn't kick Tori out of bed, whereas those munty-cakes, I wouldn't even allow in the bed.
Im still straight though, honest ;)
Too thin and as mad as a hatter......
Yer "I told you I had no taste" Slippo
"Too thin and as mad as a hatter......"
Perfect for me then eh ;)
Yup particularly the second bit!!! :-)
Yer Slippo
Too right Slippo, imagine what she'd be like without me to keep her sane.
After my half mad senile comments about you earlier.
Its an oxymoron, though :p
Yer "Im digging a huge hole for myself" Slippo
Ah, but they were the most complimentary comments I'd heard about me in a long while Slippo.
Wives are so cruel Karne......
They have to be cruel to be kind and also to bring you to orgasm.
Too much information there.....
Yer Ewwwww Slippo
Hey, it's just what I read in Woman's Own, or was it in Ripped Nipples Monthly?.
oo er what are you lot like.
gettin a bit saucy in ere darlins.
hmmmmmm upon further examination of this thread i can deduce further conclusions..
stick women are more asthetically pleasing to blokes who have not yet evolved the capacity to find atrractive REAL women rather than women with the ability to be photographed in underwear with no wobbly bits ....erm .... but then i don't have chippendale calenders on my wall or shriek at male strippers on girls nights out. i must be a freak of nature.
also that Slippo needs beating up for;
"Some of us have met Pete!!! :p"
but as pete has already hit him once..( i love a man who doesn't depend on me to fight for him )...
WHALLLUP .. CRuMMp... CRUnCH. CLAAAAAANNNNGGGGG!
dinnae dis ma boyfren pal !!! or else !!!!
now heres a picture of a proper laydee for you silly boys.
On a purely superficial level (possibly involving caloused palms) Kylie excels and beats many other women hands down, but doesn't really have anything else going for her except that pert and tight little body of hers. And I can accept that this is absolutely fine with a lot of blokes.
Not getting *too* into the conversation (and because I had the piss taken out of me something rotten when I said who my uber-female was), let's just say that not all of us men think Kylie is the *ultimate* in female phwoar-ness. :)
Famke may be a model, skin and bone but there's some meat there too.
Kylie on the other hand - take any Dom Reardon zombie, put a blond wig on it and - ta da! - there she is
i'd just like to admit that i had no idea who famke was (is for that matter).
Also, to me Kylie looks kind of regal, in other words i agree with the "she looks like a horse" camp.
My ideal woman is neither of these.
Kylie doesn't appeal to me either, I just posted that picture so that Rac could rise again, er...
Moving on, rather swiftly I might add, Famke has also appeared in Clive Barkers "Lord of Illusions" and "The House on Haunted Hill" which suggests she hasn't succumbed to the famous Bond girls curse of doing very little after.
Now they have told me who she is i agree that she is a nice looking girl.
I prefer her x-men look to those undie pics though (i'm guessing there is something wrong with me isn't there?)
Can I say that Kylie isnt my top tottie either. But what the heck she looks good in Undies!!! I really feel we should bring this thread quickly to a close!
Yer Slippo
He doesn't half look like my mate Simon Maynard.
wierd.
how's about this for size then....
Don't fancy your much...
Pickyhuff
He's wearing fez, so it doesn't count.
"Like I've said before, I wouldn't kick Tori out of bed, whereas those munty-cakes, I wouldn't even allow in the bed.
Im still straight though, honest ;)"
Ah, me thinks thou dost protest too much!
"Ah, me thinks thou dost protest too much!"
Well.... OK, there might be a few little bends in there somewhere ;)
"Well.... OK, there might be a few little bends in there somewhere"
I prefer to call them 'kinks' ;o>
Hee, hee :)
do you know (FACT...ooops wrong thread) that in Rallying one of the pace note things me the Navigator has to shout out is "KINKY !".. that'll be like when the road does ~~~~ by the wey. funny huh ? luckily my driver is very straight & wouldnt know a smutty inuendo... well not when negotiating hairpins at 75 anywey, no time for smutty giggling...
"a cute hairpin right, eighty to small crest, downhill straight easy left KINKY !" ahhhhhhhh
I'm off to see Kinky Friedman next month, should be a hoot, Mal you'll never guess, goat any fotaes o' yer kinks?
This should be more wholesome...
Kylie beats Famke - I'd pay good hard cash to see THAT!!!
CLAANNNGGGG ! sicko.
Seems a shame to push the thread past '69' posts- but then here it is.
Judging by the state of this thread Rac's no closer to finding anyone to look after his panty catologues..
"Women over thirty are at their best,
but men over thirty are too old to
recognize it."
Jean-Paul Belmondo
With lyrics like that I've just got to nominate JP for the keeper of Famke Janssen's underware.
Please can this thread revert to postings of scantily glad chicks.
Too many words here.
okay.
off topic are we
allow me to get things back on track
there isnt that better.?
Kelly Brook.
Hur, hur, hur.
Sadly, no scanner.
Golly. Ahem.
Phew.
The number of times I've told Mrs Huff not to go out like that!! she'll catch her death without a coat, lucky you can't see the wellies and shopping bags..
ye can in this pic tho.
that! as all welsh boarders will testify. is not sexy women lingerie. but is in fact
(wrong thread?)
a fantasy role play uniform.
note the wellington boots which give this fact away.
normally worn with lace topped stocking,sadly they get all tangled up in the sheeps hooves but many welshman will inform you its worth the effort.
++ that! as all welsh boarders will testify. is not sexy women lingerie++
DD, Never rub another man's rubarb, just cause it don't work for you... I'm having trouble getting that picture enlarged
The sheep thang,Don't try it til you've knocked it as they say in Liverpool
Rubber 'Ballons' Proudhuff
"
I'm having trouble getting that picture enlarged"
I hope this is of some help to you with your "enlargement" then Huffster...
"
Are you standing Proud, or would you like a seat?"
You seem to be very familiar with this lady Mr Karne, its not yer wife is it????
Yer "joking" Slippo
Nah, preferred the pic when it was small.
You couldn't see her eyes. Those ... chilling ... eyes!
It's one of my wives Slippo.
"Hello, Dave?"
hhhrmmm,,,, thrrdkk,,.aaaagggh,sigh
thanks for that.
(sound of fag being lit)
oh, That reminds me of the joke about the green shoes, the preist and the alter boy...
Wilting Huff
proud huff
i am sure you aware that *joke* as you call it is now in my sealed file and the judge said the gag order was not to be broken.
and lets get back on track here.
it disgusts me that we keep forgetting the very important fact it is that we stay on topic here.
please allow me to do so.
She's wearing wellies you know...
these gentlemen also are wearing wellies
The things you paint at Art school eh?
Regulars at the Hoochiechooie or the view from your window?
Huffyhuff
Priest was it this one?
"Are you ready to finish this... BITCH?!?"
Please stay on topic!
so you like laydeees undies huh ?
HA HA HA HA
its not his colour is it.
was this form your personal collection queen bou?
but trying to get the standard of this thread down to where it should be.
Hiiiyaaaaa, Now I bet he's wearing wellies...
and judging by the background is a dab hand at the housework and does a nice bit of flower arranging too.
You could take him back to meet your Mum anyday,
'Sweetcheeks' Proudhuff
Back on track... red headed firfighter??
who ever could that be...
Doh! Try again later...
try again...
Just thought I'd bring this thread to the top of the board. As a pubic service.
ha ha nice one Proudhuff! i never spotted that
I love this thread, so here's something kinky...
Sorry Logan, hope you don't mind, but this should really be here...
Hey, Queen B, what prize did you get for having the 100th post on this thread?
I think getting that picture posted was prize enough.
you counted them? ?
haven't you got anything better to do ??!
Yes I did , no i haven't, any suggestions?
Huffsta'
I have viewed this thread after some vagabond made a scurrilous suggestion in the chatroom that someone was posting rude pictures of women dressed only in underwear!
Upon viewing the thread, I found this to be disturbingly true. These vagrants must be stopped! I warn them that such behaviour is totally and completely inappropriate for this messageboard. Just think of the children here! Why won't somebody think about the children!
I am now determined to wipe out this filth from the 2000ADonline message board. But, in the interests of fairness, I hearby declare an amnesty for all images of filth and underwear-wearing. In your own interests, hand over the stuff now and nothing more will be said and no action will be taken. E-mail all offending images - whether they be of space lesbians, welly-wearing nurses or lingerie models - to me and they shall be used ... er ... disposed of in a safe and sanitary manner.
You know who you are! This is your last warning!
Sanitary?
Yes i.e. in a sane manner.
From your shifty appearence, you are clearly some kind of pervert! The amnesty on you is hereby revoked, expect a knock on your door from the Vice Squad within minutes!!
Just thought I'd bring this thread to the top of the board. As a pubic service.
Pubic Savant Huff.
The amnesty remains open but my inbox is worryingly empty.
Do it! You know it makes sense!
As much as I adore the lovely Famke (and Famke fans should check out her top totty performances in Deep Rising and House on Haunted Hill) I can't help noticing she's sucking her stomach in in that first piccie...
House on Haunted Hill :oP
I managed to keep watching until she had her accident, but when Rush gets trapped in that chamber I couldn't watch anymore. Had nightmares for a week.
She is lovely tho :o)
Sucking in her stomach?
Brilliant - that means she's not just a stick insect and actually has a bit of meat on her.
'I can't help noticing she's sucking her stomach in in that first piccie...'
Well, I don't know about you, Mr. Rennie, but I have been known to suck my own gut in from time to time...
And she can suck in my... I'll stop now.
Deep Risisng is great, innit? Love the ending.
Lets get this back on track...
Isn't that Alan Cummings staring in X-Men 3: The girl's dorm?
(hey, unexpected double entrendre, fnarr fnarr)
What soft-porn thread is complete without a shitty Anime jailbait animation?
Well... she seems quite pleased with herself.
Hey, you can't see what she's got under that veil...
Stare harder Spur... it's like one of those magic paintings, it'll come eventually
it'll come eventually...
Not with Mr Cumming watching for a couple of messages up it won't, were's Devons Daddy when we need him?
Limphuff
I think I speak for everyone here when I appeal for more Henry Flint lipstick lesbian porn to be posted on this thread, for everyone's sake.
Also, a hint as to where this stuff is obtainable from would be greatly appreciated.
"Hey, you can't see what she's got under that veil..."
Wellies.
LSM, that came from Logan , but I have a sneaking idea he may not follow this thread... try the wrassling-totty thread...
apologies if you are Logan!
Huffsta
Following this thread should be compulsary. Devon's Daddy could add it to his greeting messages: "Hi, welcome to the site. Semi-clad women are just down there to your left. Watch out for Alan Cumming."
hey, we made page six, so here's another Krazee Kinky kaption Kompotion...
Invisible sheep
>Also, a hint as to where this stuff is obtainable from would be greatly appreciated.
my hard drive 8-)
La Placa Rifa,
W. R. Logan.
Logan, Cruel but Fair. Any more?
The picture of Kinky with a cigar, Bill Clinton and Wil Smith...
Kinky:" okay so Monica was here and..."
just in case you missed it...
After trolling through the posts here I'd thought I'd add to it.
Link: Home of Tarot Witch of the Black Rose
My god!!! What have I created!!!
This is somehow appropriate...
Gibson babe. hur hur.
Heh, heh, heh.
*snigger*
now thats art
totally outstanding.
do we have a bit of a board split here?
one load are complaining about interceptor pants being gratuitous.. and another load are drooling over pants?
hmmmmm ? is this merely typical of the post-modern male pychological existential core being conundrum? or are some of you just not getting it?
yes
'or are some of you just not getting it?'
I think I answered that on the Friday thread...
Gratuitous wimmins pants carring a story is wot I object to, they're all right in the right place, mostly over ones head D-)
You'll all go blind you know.
Bring on the Freemans catalogue and the back pages of People's friend, or is that just me?
i think if interceptor had been drawn by Ian Gibson.the board may have been less split on the female in underwear,
but none the less, back on track here.
Pubic service announcment Number 453
I see you've found it then, Huffster...
oooohhhhhh im not gay, but he rocks my world in every sense.... got everything he's ever produced, and go wobbly at the knees thinking about him... thats where my board name
And for the Slaine fans...
Critter
Link: Maryland Renfest
Here's more from the same sight:
and just for balance:
I know she's mad as a monkey.
Ah, but does she spank it?
and has it got a hat on?
I said 'hat on'
Huff
And what IS she doing with the left hand?
Tipping the velvet, I believe it is called.
This is a spunkingly good thread, y'know.
- Trout
Youre all tragic & pathetic & juvenile.
heres your girlfriend.
Yeah?
Well, this is your boyfriend
nonsense, that looks nothing like me. I have much lighter hair than that.
Yeahhhhh ! thats you told ! insulta my boyf' huh huh? Right Pete fetch the chain saw.
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
I dunno... you two certainly deserve each other...
And heres thier offspring...
Critter
Bou, a large majority of men like looking at women in underwear, nothing you can say is going to change that I'm afraid. Sorry.
Now I didn't mean Pete's and the Queen's offspring I meant those really disturbing looking people. Just to erase the horrible image I place in the minds of all...I'd thought I would post some eye candy :)
Here, take a leaf out of this guy's book...
What do you mean, 'Eat your greens?'
"eye candy"
Oooh, do you have any soft centres?
Title:
Re: Does anybody want to look at w...
Post by:
longmanshort on
25 July, 2003, 07:08:46 PM
Dammit
"Your going to stick those veggies where!"
And again...
"Eye candy"
Oooh, do you have any soft centres?
Disturbingly, upon entering the words 'lovely ladies' into Google Image search, it came up with this ...
I've just looked at this for the first time in ages.
tell me guys.. whats the secret? how did you keep this off topic going for so long without getting flamed off?
i like to think this thread is sort of an IAN GIBSON homage on some level.
nothing tacky at all.
Link: http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/images/fishnetbabydoll-c220.JPG
Its the heat you know...
Another pubic service before I go.
(I'm a bit disturbed that only Proudhuff and I seem keen to keep this thread alive)
you and me both
huffy
Er honey, I know I asked for a flash of your suspenders, but .....
"I'm a bit disturbed that only Proudhuff and I seem keen to keep this thread alive"
Well can anyone join in? (though my main motivation is the hope that someone else posts more Henry Flint lesbian pron!)
did you pathetic fools say it was time you got flamed for this thread?
mmmmm
Shouldnt he be wearing more protective clothing and running towards the fire with a hose?
Or am I missing the point?
La Placa Rifa,
W. R. Logan.
Isn't he a fireLIGHTER rather than a FIGHTER?
Rotts
(this one's for you Bou!)
A woman into DIY always needs a couple of tools...
That firefighter's face says it all.
"haha! There's a baby stuck in a burning building but, shit, look! A camera! me, me, me!"
Nice to see a twisted firefighter holding his own, but should he really have a watch on it might snag his helmet...
Hey, thats 3 pictures of men in suspenders, better even it up...
Kylies undies ad
http://mcms-delivery.virtuebroadcasting.com/deliverMedia.asp?id=67790027-BC18-4192-BD95-07C0F75627CD
actually huffster youre right about the watch, you can get nasty burns from metal objects in a fire house. i have to take all my pierceings out....
i have to take all my pierceings out
You *do* realise that a comment like this is going to make people think your gusset is akin to a bunch of seaside arcade keys in a sock, don't you? ;)
*sigh* now wils, this is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you...
CLANNGGG!!!!
CLANNGGG!!!!
wils resists further posts suggesting indiscriminent body piercing
Jings its getting a bit po faced roond here...
Nash Joogdeek
Actually will somebody teach me how to add a picture to a post. I've tried it before and it doesn't work.
And I've just come across (fnar, fnar) the Next Directory online which could keep this thread going for ages...
I left klick on the image go to properties (sp) copy and paste it into the Optional image URL box, no sure if thius is correct but it work :)
Just for balance...
Ok... here goes...
A partial success.
My life is now complete.
Bou what's the prize for the 200th posting? will it be presented at Dreddcon?;)
Huffy B-)
Why would Bou give a prize for the 200th post?
Did you see what I did there?
Bwah ha, and indeed ha.
In honour of the new season, a present for all footy fans out there...
PMR, better let you two work the prize out between you...
Huffy
It looks like the makers of Bloodrayne had the same idea as the meg editors did last year. Female empowerment - it's a marvellous thing I tell ya...
She her, that's her from Number 9, she'll cut herself she's so sharp...
It looks like the makers of Bloodrayne had the same idea as the meg editors did last year.
And they've used a right ming-bucket of a model just like the Meg did as well.
Who gives a shit if you like football or not!?
Wow!
Longman, spend a lot of time at 'www.lesbian-free-pics.net' do we? Does the gf know?
Wils, I can see you kicking her out of bed? ;)
oh man oh man
phew! nearly lost that thread!, now where's that 'readers tablecloths' piccie....
Phwoooar! Lungs on her! Etc.
Judging from the hideous decor in her gaff, maybe she should have traded her body for rugs instead...
Mind you - that sidebar: "Teenage addicts ? and their desperate search for thrills!" rings a bell ;)
J-Blow-1
Who is that flamehaired temptress? We never had girls like that when Iwizalad, trade bodies for drugs... that was Jeekill and Hide wasn't it?
Westport Huff
Gary - what are you suggesting?!?! Er .... maybe
Aaahh Bettie, blessed be thy name.
Now THAT is what I call, womanly lovelyness
And how about the modern Betty...
humanahumana....
Cant see the piccie, pete.
still can't see it, am I going blind like ma Ma said I would?
Almost Gibsonque...
long running thread number 4.
I know a great place to look at women's underwear.
Link: Women in underwear.
Rookie link!
is there still a Freemans catalogue?
Link: Women in underwear
oh yes...
Link: oh boy
Fanboys a gogo! the good news is Parkas are back in fashion,
All we need now is for the world to understand sequencensal art is better that any real relationship and the world ours!!
Speccy Huff
Christmas is, er, coming.
Link: Find your lady
This thread needs an over 18's section
Oh. My. God.
I'll have two Leila's and a Kiki, please.
Looks like this is the over 18's section
very nice.
Ah memories.
Ere, that Leila's pickin her nose!
some lovely stocking fillers there.
here we go again...
Will
Nice arse.
Photos from Dreddcon 4 here please...
ahh yes
lets get abit seasonal here.
this what is needed to fill a majority of boarders christmas stockings.
or even a little more christmas in its style.
You don't have to be a whining minger to hate the president of the United States...
Please note: I'm at work & had to stop at the first page. Suspect that content may be a bit too strong for a shared or work computerLink: Babes Against Bush
Brilliant Dudley!
I've just e-mailed the link to any Americans that I know.
the above picture was taken before her first dreddcon. after the visit she took a subscription this diet of constant thrill power has fantstic results
here she is now in full festive glory.
THRILL POWER.
dont let them get drunk this year.
get a sub for all you fat ugly female friends.
imagine how much better YOU will feel in the morning.
here is the before and after pics.
more like it...
I thought this might help the mature debate over wimmin in Zoo-AD :p
After all this underwear-looking, time to test your newfound skills
Link: Fake Breast Test
years of study haven`t been wasted! I got 14, not quite the Mr Hefner level, but respecttable.
cheers
i got 18
If this is the same Fake Breast test that was around a couple of years ago then I remember doing very well. And being a long time Playboy reader, I recall being able to name about a dozen of the girls just from mammary! Boom Boom!
Incidentally, this has always been one of my favourite threads and now that I've got Broadband up my end, it's even better!
"now that I've got Broadband up my end..."
Coughsplutterhack... You've got What?
oh, matron!
tiplodocus, he has his knockers but he's a game boy! now back to things lacey please...
Private Widdle
aiiiieee they be hidious
What do you reckon the chances are of Jolene Blalock (Star Trek Enterprises foxy vulcan) donning the cat suit and ginger wig to play in the movie version of SYNAMON?
Or for Durham Red? The ever lovely Sherilyn. Or is she meant to be younger?
For book cover / movie poster illustrations revealing countless women in various stages of undress by Robert E. McGinnis follow the link below..
Link: Painted Anvil presents..
Cool link! er.. from an artisitic viewpoint of course...
Eeee, but I'd love to get my hands on her...
...hair products.
Cor- they're great! A bit 'John Burns'. You don't really see stuff like this anymore...
Just because you can only draw slaine's arse.
No, Cap'n, that was in fact Slaine's face...
Ah, right.
Hard to tell.
Pfff- the pair of you will be drawing your pension before you can even come close* to the immensity of my talents!
;)
*by 'close', I mean somewhere along the lines of an eight year old on acid.
Well He's no got much o'a lunchbox...
odd thread yet strangly compelling
Is this porn?
Or just another resurrection of the dirtiest thread on the board?
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... the remix...
Link: Definitely NOT safe for work
Is this Resurrect Old Threads Week?!
This is possibly the thing I'm most proud of in my life.
a disgraceful thread. that site where you remix the videos was awful, I only remixed three or five times. I certainly wouldn`t bump this thread during Resurrect Old Threads Week
I'm very dissapointed in all of you. How are we supposed to shake off our geeky stereotyping with threads like these?
Of course, for pure dirt
Link: Remember THIS?
80s robot porn!!
"Sir, put the airbrush down and no-one will get hurt!"
This thread makes me smile everytime it appears. Genius.
Slips
More underwear, dammit!!!!
Hmmmm, maybe not then ...
It just dawned on me that there's a lot of new boarders who probably didn't know this thread existed.
And it is the best thread ever.
Strictly speaking, it's not underwear but this Star Trek Uniform thing was pimped in this month's SFX (I hate it but I can't help myself I keep buying it - I guess I love it. No, I definitely hate it.)
Strange thing is, I don't have access to any old Star Trek stuff to verify but it isn't actually an accurate copy of the uniform either.
Link: Click for more of the same
Hmmmm, not exactly ...
If I recall there is an episode of Deep Space Nine that features Dax in one of those outfits.
Salivates.
Trials and Tribble-ations.
You've just triggered my Terry Farrell obsession again after I've tried so hard to get on with a normal life.
*fingers crossed for web-fu*
though terry is a hot woman, she has aged quite a bit in the last few years, here's a pic of her looking rather old to quel your obsession.
Max
Where?
Denise Richards in Playboy was oddly disappointing.
obviously the imdb has some weird code.
Link: Here she is
You still would though wouldn't you?
here is a site with a lot of pics of actresses. About 10% of those pics contain nudety.
Link: Loads of terry here
Since its been awhile.
critter
this thread needs some pics of elisabeth shue and debbie harry please.
elisabeth shue
]
debbie harry
"Denise Richards in Playboy was oddly disappointing."
Krusti you have obviously be hitting the simian far too much and have lost your appetite.
I won't put the link up here as some of you may be offendended by naked pictures of Denise.
Is it just me, or is her landing strip a little squiffy?
Paging Doctor Wils... Paging Doctor Wils...
her landing strip?
I thought the common name was a Brazilian
Landing Strip is a style of Brazilian.
Pay attention boys:
"The procedure is not new - it was introduced to New York in 1987 by seven Brazilian-born sisters, who today wax celebs such as Gwyneth Paltrow at their J. Sisters Salon in midtown Manhattan.
But who was getting a Brazilian bikini wax in 1987? (Who even knew what it was?)
Certainly not anyone in Seattle, where some folks still don't know. (Those people clearly do not watch HBO's "Sex and the City.") While the definition varies slightly depending on where you go, most aestheticians agree that a Brazilian wax involves removing pubic hair from the front, back and everyplace in between. (A regular bikini wax removes hair around the front of the bikini line only.)
"What makes a Brazilian a Brazilian is when I 'clean the basement,' " said Pegi Carnahan, who does at least five a day at ARIA Salon in Seattle. "It's Brazilian (thong-style) swimwear that requires that kind of intense wax, which is why they call it a Brazilian."
Contrary to popular belief, the Brazilian wax is less about what's left in front and more about what's left everywhere else - which is nothing. The common misconception is that a Brazilian means everything off. But the real difference is that a Brazilian extends to the back - it doesn't really matter what you leave in the front, whether it's a "landing strip," triangle shape or nothing at all."
Landing Strip is a style of Brazilian.
Pay attention boys:
"The procedure is not new - it was introduced to New York in 1987 by seven Brazilian-born sisters, who today wax celebs such as Gwyneth Paltrow at their J. Sisters Salon in midtown Manhattan.
But who was getting a Brazilian bikini wax in 1987? (Who even knew what it was?)
Certainly not anyone in Seattle, where some folks still don't know. (Those people clearly do not watch HBO's "Sex and the City.") While the definition varies slightly depending on where you go, most aestheticians agree that a Brazilian wax involves removing pubic hair from the front, back and everyplace in between. (A regular bikini wax removes hair around the front of the bikini line only.)
"What makes a Brazilian a Brazilian is when I 'clean the basement,' " said Pegi Carnahan, who does at least five a day at ARIA Salon in Seattle. "It's Brazilian (thong-style) swimwear that requires that kind of intense wax, which is why they call it a Brazilian."
Contrary to popular belief, the Brazilian wax is less about what's left in front and more about what's left everywhere else - which is nothing. The common misconception is that a Brazilian means everything off. But the real difference is that a Brazilian extends to the back - it doesn't really matter what you leave in the front, whether it's a "landing strip," triangle shape or nothing at all."
The procedure is not new - it was introduced to New York in 1987 by seven Brazilian-born sisters
has anyone suggested these sisters receive and OBE?
and by the way. its very common in asia these days(so im told).just one more reason to hold shed con here at some point i say.
isnt Debbie harry 50 years old now?
Blondie are playing an IN THE PARK gig next month.
here in singapore.
got my ticket. hoping not to be dissapointed.
DD - I saw them last summer at the Guilford Festival (along with the Stranglers, but I missed The Damned, bah!)- they were ace, you won't be disappointed.
The band are as tight as ever.
I think she might be in her 50s... rather than just 50... ISTR she was in her early 30s in the early 80s (being a bit older than the band)
Hmmm the band may be tight Odd but Debbie???
Ewwwwww :)
Slips
Slips - we're talking about seeing a band play a gig, not taking out the singer on a date!
Oh f*ck Im turning into Wils.....
Sorry :)
Slips
Damn you, I now can't the image of 50+ year old female nether regions out of my head, it's not nice.
corecction. debbie harrys in her 60s
You're ruining my thread!
This is about chicks with underwear(or ware) on, not naked ladies!!
Hold on, what am I saying!!
i demand pics of debbie harry naked.
i know they are real because she was a play boy bunny.
If we can't get a definition about what constitutes a monkey in a hat right, what chance do we have with women in underwear?
yeah well i'm really cross after seeing the girls aloud on top of pops, silly cows shouldnt be aloud ( see what i did there ?) on big shiney bikes like that.... ha bikes ! ( see what i did there ? )
so if i work on my tummy flattening & paint myselgf orange will someone give me a Huge bike ?
grrrrr, i'm so cross.
that link is to a nude pic
it didnt work. can you post it on the thread please?
dirty boy
the picture just says fortune city on my screen.
can you try again.
i cant beleive im begging a cyberman for porn.
YAY. TALK ABOUT HOT PICTURES WOOHOO!!!
Is it trolling when I post on this old thread..?
No no, not trolling at all
Is it trolling if I do it?
This is the best thread ever, anywhere.
Has anyone ever just posted "yes"?
Y'know Dudley, that has to be the best thing .... ever!
yes
Is this bloody thread back again?
Google image search for "womens underware" produces this:
This page is your page
This page is my page...
This page was made for you and me.
Link: Geek Fantasies
god they'll make any money they can,in any environment.
the tappers
;)
Much as I'm in two minds about necroposting on this thread, this site was made for it. You have my 8 year old neighbour to thank, who showed it to Finn this evening.
Cheers,
Wake
Link: Paperdoll Heaven
YAAAYY! Return of the Underware thread!
Go Wake!
Necroposting the Greatest Thread Ever?
Surely not. IS there a thread more relevant to 2000ad?
after taking considerable time and deliberation, carefully studying as many of the intelligent points made by my fellow boarders over the 2+yrs this thread has been alive (ish), i have decided, that yes i do wwant to look at women in underware (sic).
this is the worlds greatest thread and you can stick your fuckin poodles.
Henry, portrait of a serial poodle anyone ? no ?
>this is the worlds greatest thread and you can stick your fuckin poodles.
That may the greatest line I've ever read on this board
I couldn't see this one on the website Wake posted. Maybe I wasn't looking hard enough.
Anyway, for anyone who might want to see/dress a paper doll of Lauren Harries...
Link: Lauren Harries paper doll makeover
Unclean...must burn eyes...
Since its been awhile
Bump and grind...
welcome back wimmin ware!!
Huffette
...anyone got any more???...
...anyone got any more???.......maybe....
critter
Aye, go on then...
As I started this thread, many years ago, just before going off on a weeks holiday to Scotland, and I'm about to do that very same thing this afternoon, I thought that was a good enough excuse to necro post.
reality TV star Miriam
what?
That picture of Critter's is a cracker. It's in the CALVIN KLEIN shop on Multrees Walk in Edinburgh about twenty foot high.
I keep wondering if they (and the Mrs) will let me take it home.
And there's a much better picture of Smallville's Lois Lane than this in SFX this month if someone can find it
This is a fantastic thread.
- Sexist of Scotland
I like this thread. I wonder just how 'realistic' that reality tv show is.
Aaah - here it is. DOn't really want to go searching for a bigger image.
Sexist?
These are all individual, strong, talented women - Famke especially is a great actress and quadrilingual.
But I think it's nice that once in a while we get to celebrate the outer beauty of these women as well as the inner strengths that drew us to them in the first place. And if that makes me sexist then...
PS: Which country gets Reality TV stars like that whereas we get Jade Goody who didn't even know who Margaret Thatcher was?
++These are all individual, strong, talented women++
Apart from Miriam obviously - who's a bloke
I think Famke's mastery of four languages comes through especially strongly in that picture, Tips.
It's actually quite offensive not to admire pictures like these. It's actually our duty.
It goes without saying that modern women are intelligent, creative and motivated individuals, gifted not only with admirable determination and drive but a sense of humour, kindness and preprosessing benevolence that makes them the best and most worthy of all God's creatures.
But there's more to them than just a pretty brain, you know - sometimes we're all so wrapped up in their inner qualities that we ignore or neglect those females who simply look stunning in lingerie and desperately want to be looked at. There are thousands of leggy, busty women whose charms are not appreciated because we're all too busy admiring women for their minds. Thank god this thread exists to redress the balance.
Please...stop praising my disertation on Pavlovian responses and try to sneak a look down my top already!
i go away for a couple of weeks, and return to find.
our proudest achievment in terms of threads next to GET FACT,
sorry i have to wipe a tear from my eye, thats what the tissues are for honest.
but here is a little pic of the knitting hobby i have picked up recently.
Bum-p-tity, bump for concrete...
;-)
I've always had a soft spot in my heart for lace....
critter
Here you go then Critter
(snigger)
Here you go then Critter
My eyes they burn...iiieeeeyyyaaa.
*sniff* *sniff*
The more I think about it, the more disturbed I am by the fact that Larf knew where to get that picture.
For crimes against this, our finest thread, I sentence Larf to death. Chain him to you-know-who and throw him out the arlock.
Lord knows it probably comes to us all, but do we have to have it shoved in our faces when we come here for a little comfort on a bleak Wednesday morning?
For the serious just-clothed-lady lover, there always was only one music video... Eric Prydz "Call on Me".
Well, now they've remade it. Slightly less ladies in this one, but
Link: ...I think Gary will enjoy it.
Scrolling down this thread, that looks like Before and After photos, the question is what happened!
Nobody bring in that picture of the boy in the Bikini from the other thread
Huff 'I have the Scolls Sire'
Merry Christmas y'all.
critter
Are Britney/Paris car pics floating round the UK netwaves, like they are here?
All I can say is thank god we are on another page and don't have to luck at the Grannie.
Surely there's plenty of Mylene floating around worth posting?
Dudley you fiend! Serves me right for looking, I suppose.
Hopefully this will make up for the MIWNLTF...
...and there's more. Pick your favourite...
Link: Myleeeeeeeeeene
Pictures? I bring you...videos.
Videos of womens underwear.
Wrapped around Kylie Minogue.
Kylie Minogue on a bucking bronco.
Link: Worship me like the god I am.
Oh fuck fuck fuck. I was sure I'd seen the woman in Sainsburys somewhere before when I was buying some four cheese ravioli this afternoon. Kept seeing her and thinking 'I know you'.
The picture Larf posted...and not Mylene...gah!
I havent watched Home And Away in years
That might have to change
'Your not going out dressed like taht young lady!'
A lot of new joiners probably don't know about this thread.
So here is a bump.
I've always been a fan of Shazza - I think I first saw her in KING SOLOMON'S MINES and (maybe) ACTION JACKSON ("You tore off his arm!" "He had a spare") and then I caught her in a Playboy pictorial before she hit the big, big time with BASIC INSTINCT and TOTAL RECALL.
Handsome woman even with the cellulite.
arrrgggghhhhhh! granny arse.
Blimey, blast from the past or what?
Here you go then - Galacticas top Cylon totty. Forget that boney blond bird:
And they even managed to find two copies...
Is this really Sharon Stone? She must be 50 now. Its a shame about the cellulite.
That was a very personnel remark. I hope she doesnt mind. It doesnt stop me liking her any less. she is married now ,so thats a shame,we could have preserved the blonde gene together. There must be a way to get rid of cellulite. I hope someone finds it.
Is she a biker/hells angel? she looks like she is. I wonder if she has a huge hairy biker boyfriend? probably
Nice people Hells Angels,like modern outlaws.
I used to know some road rats,but i think they are the same thing as Hells Angels. I did have a problem with one once,so he threatened to cut me in half,but it was all a misunderstanding and we apologised to each other and it was fine. I couldnt have met a more decent guy. If the girl with the tatoos was his girlfriend, i wouldnt try to steal her from him as i dont like tattoos. thats probably for the best.
I love the blue paint on the wall.
I saw her once walking along Bishopsgate Street in london once opposite Liverpool street station with someone else.
Just this beautiful radiant woman. unmissable.
I think she ought to work out a bit and get inshape. That may get rid of the cellulite. Its worth a go Sharon.
Welcome back, my child!
Everyone has cellulite, it just gets airbrushed out of 'official' shots.
Seems like a good place for one of my fave ads...
Link: Evolution
Inappropriate content! BAN THIS SICK FILTH! I'm telling on you all to Tharg!
Gosh! Those ladies are weraing so many pairs of pants they would wee themselves before they could get to the toilet, oh dear.
That sounds like a whole other thread waiting to happen.
now i do approve of those ladies wearing lots of pants, this is a good health & safety practice, however combining this with full kevlar long johns would be more functional & easier to don.
good effort tho girls, well done.
umm, is this thread still allowed. oddly, this was the one that jumped into my ming when i was reading the new rule book the other day
Jumped into your what?!
oh, god....
At the risk of a bit of necroposting & (possibly) breakign the code of conduct I give you:
http://www.knickerpicker.com/dressing-room.asp
Hi, DC!
What a briliant idea!!! An virtual girlfriend.
Pity you're only restricted to turn around, come closer and go back for instructions. I can think of a few others I'd add to that list. I think I'll email the site and suggest a few 'improvements'.
Nice thongs there!
yes, there's no bend over option. An obvious one really.
This has to be the best online game ever!
I think I'm going blind.
V
That's rather fun.
Trout, you little marvel. That's great!
Valentine's day special Bump!
for lonely Comicstore type of guys
WORST BUMP EVER.
This thread's been gone too long. Look what's happened to the board as a result!
Let's forget the fussin' and the feudin' and go back to ogling girls in their skimpies - entirely in the name of mutual respect and co-operation, you understand.
Is it working yet?
Yes.
Peace, brothers.
Halleljuah!
My work here is done.
cor
In recent(ish) underwear news, Sarah Harding of Girls Aloud handed over her job as ambassador for Ultimo lingerie to Mel B of the Spice Girls. Now I would have actually paid good money to watch them actually handing over their skants as well but you can't have everything.
Except maybe this picture - hope it works -
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Oh and this picture as well.
Watch the board come flooding back to life.
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As I was painting Tiny Tips' cupboard door the other day, I put some old newspapers down to catch any drips. It happened to fall on a spread with Nell McAndrew (model/actress who used to be one of the Tomb Raider models pre-Angelina). She was advertising some new underwear that would raise awareness for Breast Cancer.*
That's a good cause, I thought, so here's a picture for you.
(//http://www.nellmcandrew.tv/AcuCustom/Sitename/Icon/StepByStep/gal_nell_Cancer_Research_UK_200510_003.jpg)
* Needless to say that after my painting of the cupboards, her picture was all covered with splashes of white goo...
Why did I think this was going to be a photoshopped image with a woman wearing a back end of a lawmaster?
Starship Troopers 3 is out on DVD now. I think it's got Jolene Blalock. It's a shame to see such a fine looking girl slide into the ghetto that is "genre acting" but here's a picture to compensate.
(//http://www.talltalestogo.net/graphics/blalockmodelsmall.jpg)
oh that poor girl is so thin her pants are falling off.
anyway talking of shameless husseys, I was wondering where to pimp my new shiney re-designed website with lots of lovely paintings on.. figured this was thread most people looked at.. you sad sad old men.
//http://www.balnacra.com
now buy some art to do penance!
Quote from: "Queen Firey-Bou"figured this was thread most people looked at.. you sad sad old men.
'tis true - I think the only one I recall seeing with more pages is the RIP thread - the only things you can always rely on - sex and death! :?: ).
Do you really get on the front page of your paper for "slamming Railtrak"? I slam something pretty much every day but nobody takes any notice. The Press link led to a blank page (?), so i couldn't check out the lurid details of this slamming incident!
Jesus! Further perusal of QFB's website proves that firemen are definitely NOT all good looking hunks. A rose among thorns!
Quote from: "Queen Firey-Bou"figured this was thread most people looked at.. you sad sad old men.QuoteScrew you, I'm 22.
bah you leave my trusty fire colleagues out of this!
and now thats to your diligent stalking, & correctly spotting a lost link, slamming has been up-dated, it was indeed on the front page, yet another unflattering photograph of menace.
thank you gentlemen, you may go back to your anorexic teenagers & their mucky knickers.
Mmmm... mucky knickers...
At the moment this lady is downstairs in my kitchen chatting to my girlfriend
she's fully clothed though
(//http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00183/claire4_183680t.jpg)
hmm, and youre upstairs posting photos of her in her underwear on an internet forum, have you told your girlfriend or the young lady in question this fact ? or are you a very bad man ?
In celebration of BICS this weekend:
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well shes sort of famous here- a glamour model and reality tv star
there are hundreds of topless /semi naked photos of her on the internet
for anyone who is interested like
HIEX 2 is happening this weekend.
Which is a comic thing organised by RAC (and Bou).
This is the Underwear thread.
Which was started by RAC.
So here's a comic woman in her underwear so we have a bit of synchronicity.
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Oh and did we mention Channel 5 and Shannon Tweed a few threads back?
It's actually pretty hard finding a picture of her with her kit (partially) on.
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Quote from: "Tiplodocus"HIEX 2 is happening this weekend.
Which is a comic thing organised by RAC (and Bou).
This is the Underwear thread.
Which was started by RAC.
So here's a comic woman in her underwear so we have a bit of synchronicity.
Event-pimping for a mate, necro-posting AND gratuitous pictures of women in pants. Well posted on every level Tiplodocus!
Quote from: "dandontdare"Quote from: "Tiplodocus"HIEX 2 is happening this weekend.
Which is a comic thing organised by RAC (and Bou).
This is the Underwear thread.
Which was started by RAC.
So here's a comic woman in her underwear so we have a bit of synchronicity.
Event-pimping for a mate, necro-posting AND gratuitous pictures of women in pants. Well posted on every level Tiplodocus!
It is close to genius alright..!
//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0EBZHJ6KSg
She can haz cheezeburger now?
Quote from: "Tiplodocus"It's actually pretty hard finding a picture of her with her kit (partially) on.
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only pretty hard? i hear theres tablets you can buy...
(//http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CtbLuspRpUs/SWBsP1X48pI/AAAAAAAAfOA/IBi7NwChz5s/s400/Stretch_Lace_&_Sheer_Net_Lace_Panels_Baby_Doll_02.jpg)
Cushions on the lap!
Oh, and BUMP!
hoping this works.
SOUTH EAST ASIA SO MANY REASONS TO LIVE HERE.
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HRH TROUT
i take a couple of years off ok nearly 3 and what happens, you get up to the 10k mark almost,.
get a life, or demand a higher level then call me kenneth.
its deserved, how can we occasionally here posters be able to compare to your decrees.
and yet still earn such a title.
slower at your office then even mine it seems.
but on topic again
i love living around here
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posted already?
dont care
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Quoteposted already?
I forgive you.
This thread is a disgrace and just reinforces the stereotypical image that comic fans are sad and socially inept. I am also positive it breaks a few of the site rules.
I will selflessly continue to keep a close eye on this.
We're 2000ad readers! We love to break the rules!
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Happy Shopper:
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Last night was the Moonwalk in Edinburgh where 10000 women walk 26 miles through the night to raise money for Breast Cancer Awareness and that sort of thing.
My missus was one of them coming in at a respectable 7 hrs 52 minutes.
Why not pop along and donate some money to a breast cancer charity in support of this, the best thread ever.
Oh and Logans Run was on today...
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For posterity (and wanking)...
(http://www.beerbrains.com/elizabeth-hurley.jpg)
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t70/monkey_doctor/hannah_spearritt01.jpg)
Now, more than ever.
Hommina, hommina and, indeed, hommina.
Hot girl in underwear. Dinosaurs. Violence. Cancellation.
Conclusive proof that ITV is entirely bereft of clue.
Cheers
Jim
an almost Wonder Woman...to the wank bank with you...
(http://www.spicycelebrities.com/gallery/megan-gale/megan-gale-02.jpg)
I know she's not wearing any underwear, but how fucking gorgeous was Diana Rigg?
(http://www.poster.net/rigg-diana/rigg-diana-photo-xl-diana-rigg-6226710.jpg)
Quote from: TordelBack on 05 September, 2009, 12:16:45 AM
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t70/monkey_doctor/hannah_spearritt01.jpg)
Now, more than ever.
She was no Jenny.
Quote from: The Cosh on 05 September, 2009, 12:49:04 AM
I know she's not wearing any underwear, but how fucking gorgeous was Diana Rigg?
(http://www.poster.net/rigg-diana/rigg-diana-photo-xl-diana-rigg-6226710.jpg)
Absolutely, positively, legitimately one of the most beautiful woman in the world. No question.
Yep Diana Rigg in her prime is the ideal!
It is a proven, historical fact that when this thread is away from the board for too long, chaos will ensue. I think yesterday's events bear this out. But I'm as guilty as anyone of shirking my duties here.
So to make up, I have some skimpy underwear, lesbianism and extreme sports all in one picture -
(http://cdn.ezprezzo.com/crazypics/lingerie_bowl7.jpg)
(http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/angel-lola-luv-wonder-woman.jpg)
Mrs X has just seen this thread for the first time. "That's just filth," she said. Tsch, what does she know? It takes ages to put on body paint, so that must be art.
We have a winner.
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/378602/691518.jpg)
So that's what goes on at these comic conventions.
Must order that ticket for Brum.
Thanks for that your Lordship. ;D
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 05 September, 2009, 12:21:25 AM
Hommina, hommina and, indeed, hommina.
Hot girl in underwear. Dinosaurs. Violence. Cancellation.
Conclusive proof that ITV is entirely bereft of clue.
Cheers
Jim
That's my favourite ever post by you, Jim. Cheers.
And Diana Rigg is, without question, a goddess. I would. And so would you.
This thread has never made me laugh so much before! Thanks so much, rac. ;D
Quote from: The Cosh on 05 September, 2009, 12:49:04 AM
I know she's not wearing any underwear...
How can you tell?
Quote from: His Lordship rac on 05 September, 2009, 10:35:11 AM
We have a winner.
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/378602/691518.jpg)
She looks like Hope 'Mazzy Star' who also happened to be on a show featuring Rough Trade bands at the BBC last night... nice but no Rigg
I feel I've been shirking my duties on this thread somewhat.
Hopefully this will help restore the balance:
(http://www.red-alerts.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/gina-elise-black-bra-panties-high-heels.jpg)
Or how about this?
(http://www.blackfive.net/photos/uncategorized/img_1830.jpg)
I hope I've gone some way to restoring the hive mind's faith in my commitment to ladies in their underwear.
Now I wouldn't mind gettin' a bit o' grog from this beauty...
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TQDyS7FINcQ/SSBZwt52zmI/AAAAAAAADI0/V3xpoO5pLo8/s400/caroline-munro27.jpg)
aaaarrrrr!
You should all have a deek at the Flickr page 'Mrs Peel were needed'...
A whole lotta Rosie
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1215879/Rosie-Webster-takes-clothes-Coronation-strip.html
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/09/24/article-0-06915C7C000005DC-128_468x517.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/09/25/article-1215879-06915C66000005DC-105_468x339.jpg)
Dita
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqz06ARWQdM
http://www.lflus.com/
Marvellous. Must shun that site while Mrs Tips is away.
Quote from: His Lordship rac on 17 October, 2009, 12:44:57 PM
http://www.lflus.com/
They give the stats for some of those ladies including "tackle" and whether they were solo or unassisted. :o It seems like an awfully personal question to ask a young lady. :-[
What a coincidence that ALL those ladies forgot their kit on the same night and thus were forced to play the match in their bra and pants.
In honour of:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8366133.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8366133.stm)
I am proud to present:
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00831/Noemie_Lenoir_831582a.jpg)
She really is a very nice-looking lady.
Time to bring this board back on track again.
(http://www.uphaa.com/uploads/222/panties-6.jpg)
Good work, your Lordship!
Cheers
Jim
...and that's why my pants have C&A written on them?
mmm. Happy to give her the three fingered salute :lol: (thats different than triple swearing though Roger)
I can't help wondering what happens if you do Ctrl Alt Del with that woman. Do her eyes close and then she restarts? Does that restore factory settings? Or as I suspect, do you just get a kick in the pants?
Have I missed something?
Quote from: His Lordship rac on 05 September, 2009, 10:35:11 AM
We have a winner.
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/378602/691518.jpg)
Thats a nasty cut.
its snowing again 8-)
(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs169.snc3/19667_270351096286_267561201286_4982746_6019215_n.jpg)
at least I hope this's snow...gulp
She should wrap up warm, like this girl:
(http://8.media.tumblr.com/EQcd69BL3m6q71qlZLVcJ3Qbo1_400.jpg)
Quote from: King Trout on 09 January, 2010, 02:01:12 PM
She should wrap up warm, like this girl:
Sensible girl has put her gloves on 8-)
Quote from: Proudhuff on 09 January, 2010, 01:27:24 PM
at least I hope this's snow...gulp
You do realise that the 'gulp' at the end kind of... changes the meaning of what you just said..?
Mmmmmm...mittens.
Quote from: His Lordship rac on 09 January, 2010, 02:41:35 PM
Quote from: Proudhuff on 09 January, 2010, 01:27:24 PM
at least I hope this's snow...gulp
You do realise that the 'gulp' at the end kind of... changes the meaning of what you just said..?
hey, you got to get yer fun where you can :-[
Glad to see this thread is still alive and well
(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/58141/original.jpg)
Critter, you have no taste.
All I can see is a pair of pants and a bra left on the floor :o
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/albion79uk/talor_1367410c.jpg)
Is that Jessica Taylor? Hubba hubba
Posh has soiled the purity of this thread. :(
...and the last thing you want is soiled underwear threads.
Katy Price and a cymbal falling out of her bra- badum tsh!
Quote from: Colin_YNWA on 11 January, 2010, 08:19:14 AM
Is that Jessica Taylor? Hubba hubba
It is, modeling for Tesco.
Oh, go on then, here she is again......
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/albion79uk/jessicaunderwearpics5.jpg)
Nah, that's Emma Frost.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqk7_wkxHVA
Quote from: The Cosh on 11 January, 2010, 10:00:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqk7_wkxHVA
You sir, are a genius.
You have to wonder why people watch that show.
I've no idea who any of these people are... :-[
Quote from: Proudhuff on 12 January, 2010, 05:00:29 PM
I've no idea who any of these people are... :-[
Does it matter..?
Quote from: Garageman on 11 January, 2010, 12:29:29 AM
Critter, you have no taste.
What do you mean I have no taste??
(http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l195/megacitytours/Reon_kadena_001_523.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rzdB5a4kLAo/S3YUGHmaZII/AAAAAAAASz0/yPrFZ3On884/s1600/Outlook.jpg)
Now that's what I call a manicure.
Also, I need that t-shirt. If I have to take it off the girl, I have no objections.
Waitaminute - where's that hand coming from? Drokk! severe mutation!
Quote from: critter on 14 January, 2010, 09:23:33 AM
Quote from: Garageman on 11 January, 2010, 12:29:29 AM
Critter, you have no taste.
What do you mean I have no taste??
(http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l195/megacitytours/Reon_kadena_001_523.jpg)
WHERE'S HER NIPPLE???
Has this thread become the 'mutant women' thread or something?
It's probably been photoshoped out... lest it offend American sensiblities.
We all know how scared they are of breasts....
trying to think of a "nip"/pearl harbour joke here..
but as she happens to be Asian I'll refrain
This young lady seems to share my three main interests: cycling, sci-fi and pants.
(http://www.pezcyclingnews.com/photos/babes/babes10/7eleven.jpg)
This thread is relevant to my interests.
Yeah, so irrelivant you felt compeled to post on it's irrelivants to you...
He said relevant not irrelevant.
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 15 May, 2010, 11:35:53 PM
Yeah, so irrelivant irrelevant you felt compeled to post on it's irrelivants irrelevance to you...
Plus, he said "relevant" not "irrelevant".
Tsk. 3/10 -- must try harder.
The state of the medical profession these days!
Cheers
Jim
Thank God Jim, I wanted to correct those mistakes but was afraid I'd look like a massive twat over the internet.
Quote from: nev on 15 May, 2010, 11:52:28 PM
Thank God Jim, I wanted to correct those mistakes but was afraid I'd look like a massive twat over the internet.
My internet headstone is already carved and the word TWAT is writ large in fine gothic script, so these concerns hold no fear for me!
Cheers
Jim
You should get one of those Judge badge avatar thingies done with that on it too.
This thread is clearly the greatest creation of esteemed admin Rich Clements. I bet it makes his parents proud.
They might be a bit miffed aboot teh spelling though.
Hay I'm alien and dyslexic...
bump... and grind...
Daisy, Daisy
http://vimeo.com/12280336
Johnny, yer a pal.
Thanks Johnny - that's brightened up my day considerably!
You just gave me a beautiful birthday gift Johnny :D
my pleasure! happy birthday :)
Quote from: johnnystress on 11 June, 2010, 04:50:36 PM
Daisy, Daisy
Shot on a Red One, you say? With an MX filter? Fascinating. </spock eyebrow>
Cheers!
Jim
Ah, that's smashing that is.
Brill, sums up everything this thread stands for.
I'm standing all right.
Incidentally I now intend to buy the song and Gulliver's Travels.
(http://www.geekologie.com/2010/06/09/love-me-some-t-rex.jpg)
All very well, but how does that lady walk with no quadriceps or femoral biceps? She'd be of little or no use in getting me a cup of tea, and at 39 that scores high on the list of desirable attributes.
Can't see the tyrannosaurus being of much help in that department either. Similar limb-based problems.
Quote from: TordelBack on 12 June, 2010, 07:37:45 PM
All very well, but how does that lady walk with no quadriceps or femoral biceps?
Are you suggesting her legs have been airbrushed? I couldn't possibly say, but they do look a bit like matchsticks. Nice slogan, 'work your curves.' A pity she doesn't have any.
Before the airbrush got to work she looked like Bella Emberg ;)
I just saw the tyrannosaurus rex. They were right about that.
I hope she wipes that marble table after her.
Quote from: House of Usher on 12 June, 2010, 08:40:23 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 12 June, 2010, 07:37:45 PM
All very well, but how does that lady walk with no quadriceps or femoral biceps?
Are you suggesting her legs have been airbrushed? I couldn't possibly say, but they do look a bit like matchsticks. Nice slogan, 'work your curves.' A pity she doesn't have any.
There is something atrificial looking about her and her legs look too long and out of proportion to the rest of her.I dont find her or that type that attractive and she reminds me of a stick insect.I prefer a bit more muscle rather than a borderline Anorexia victim.
As for thbe TRex i did notice it immediately so next time place it somewhere less conspicious.
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 13 June, 2010, 09:23:52 AM
I dont find her or that type that attractive and she reminds me of a stick insect.I prefer a bit more muscle rather than a borderline Anorexia victim.
Yeah, not my type either. I have twice ever bought
FHM for its 100 sexiest women supplement, only to find 100 pictures of essentially
the same woman out of the pop charts or off Hollyoaks. Okay, sometimes it was 99 pictures of the same woman and one of Alyson Hannigan, but it just underlines FHM readers' lack of imagination where ideals of feminine beauty are concerned.
Bizarre had Betty Paige as their top sexiest woman of all time-- proper order
I'm not into FHMS girls with their basted turkey colour, hair extensions, fake tits,lips, nose etc etc look myself
A reminder
(http://www.toxicocultura.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/bettie_page_2.jpg)
Quote from: House of Usher on 13 June, 2010, 11:18:23 AM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 13 June, 2010, 09:23:52 AM
I dont find her or that type that attractive and she reminds me of a stick insect.I prefer a bit more muscle rather than a borderline Anorexia victim.
Yeah, not my type either. I have twice ever bought FHM for its 100 sexiest women supplement, only to find 100 pictures of essentially the same woman out of the pop charts or off Hollyoaks. Okay, sometimes it was 99 pictures of the same woman and one of Alyson Hannigan, but it just underlines FHM readers' lack of imagination where ideals of feminine beauty are concerned.
I dont think i would ever consider buying a copy of FHM with or without 100 sexiest women because what i find is they all have the same stereotypical kind of look as they are like identikit women.Somehow i dont think i fit into the demographic of the average FHM reader.
That ad we are talking about just looks tacky.
This thread has far too many posts that don't have a picture of a lady in her underclothes attached. For the last three pages we've barely been averaging one picture per page! I must ask everyone to follow JStress' excellent example and respect the spirit in which the thread was created. Peterwolf, I'm looking at you. Let's not allow standards to slip, eh?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gto9t-oOlSE/R1kkNHx4NEI/AAAAAAAAAJw/k9BStLcxcyE/s320/Adriana.Lima-lingerie.1-ALUn23_original.jpg)
Happy to oblige. Please dry your sweaty palms on the front of your trousered thighs for Joan Bakewell, c.1976:
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06/13/article-1026357-0072FAE100000258-489_224x400.jpg)
Keep it sci-fi for Alex Kingston:
(http://www.perfectpeople.net/photo-picture-image-media/Alex-Kingston-494x810-42kb-media-746-media-108878-1159597507.jpg)
(http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/02_jeri_ryan_gun_loving_holy_taco.jpg)
Never bettered.
(http://www.roekeloos.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/marilyn-monroe.png)
Here you are:
(http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/3019/picture1ie.png) (http://img215.imageshack.us/i/picture1ie.png/)
Uploaded with ImageShack.us (http://imageshack.us)
Well done lads. Equilibrium is restored.
I just wanted to remind any ladies reading of the importance of getting at least one of your five a day. In your skimpies. With a friend.
(http://violetmaylondon.squarespace.com/storage/61fef05d24.jpg)
M.
And keep warm too!
(http://www.danishwool.com/products/primg/hocosa/208-30245-444.jpg)
:)
M.
(http://www.organicpleasures.co.uk/prod_img/79_1_large.jpg)
and remember those step classes!!
If men like curves so much.. how come they arn't attracted to mine unless they are DRUNK?
Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp???
The avatar picture should give you a large clue
Quote from: zombemybabynow on 14 June, 2010, 05:15:17 PM
Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp???
Hey, when Ezquerra draws
you into a Dredd strip,
you get to pass remarks.
Nothing tops a curvy lady, although right at the other end of the spectrum 13 comes close:
(http://www.topsocialite.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/olivia-wilde-sexy-gq-photos-7.jpg)
Note presence of actual muscles in the legs.
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 14 June, 2010, 05:11:22 PM
If men like curves so much.. how come they arn't attracted to mine unless they are DRUNK?
If it's any help, I'd estimate a good 50% of the board are drunk at any given time.
Hic...
You mean finally, my luck is in? :D
I'm not sure luck's the word I'd use, exactly...
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 14 June, 2010, 05:11:22 PM
If men like curves so much.. how come they arn't attracted to mine unless they are DRUNK?
I love curves. I hate under weight figures. I also don't like really fat girls either. A bit of fat is always nice though. I can't stand girls like Megan Fox or Paris Hilton.
Let's hear it for the Booty Babes
http://www.bootybabeart.com/
(http://www.thehype.fm/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/booty-1.jpg)
When I hear someone say 'I like a bit of fat' it reminds me of my granny talking about pork chops. Thanks.
Quotemy granny talking about pork chops
Hell of a euphemism.
(http://upload.ecvv.com/upload/Product/200801/20061109413823317203_women_ssexy_lingerie_underwear.jpg)
Ahh that's better. It was getting chocked up with waffle again.
V
Quote from: johnnystress on 15 June, 2010, 01:03:08 PM
Let's hear it for the Booty Babes
http://www.bootybabeart.com/
(http://www.thehype.fm/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/booty-1.jpg)
That calls for a musical interlude:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4he79krseU
Now back to your scheduled program...
Can't have a topic on curvy ladies without mentioning the amazing Coop
(http://www.devilgirl.com/images/devilgirl_0006.jpg)
http://www.coopstuff.com/
Hee hee!
(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/sexy-stormtrooper.jpg)
Okay, if we're going for classic sci-fi skimpies:
(http://i531.photobucket.com/albums/dd359/anaconda888/ellen-ripley-aliens-2.jpg)
Quote from: Dandontdare on 16 June, 2010, 09:43:17 PM
Okay, if we're going for classic sci-fi skimpies:
(http://i531.photobucket.com/albums/dd359/anaconda888/ellen-ripley-aliens-2.jpg)
Fucking hell, what that did to the young teenage me..!
Here's another one - Inga perhaps?
(http://i531.photobucket.com/albums/dd359/anaconda888/robotgirl.jpg)
(http://c2.api.ning.com/files/jVl-OshI4661q8aEZuAylZS7GSfblKRT*A9GNeePP7ax-IThMHSzBb5W8ZSm2HjdHKfkgLe6pmzmH-9vDGi7gP38WjlAXbQX/xena11ew2.jpg)
Quote from: Dandontdare on 16 June, 2010, 09:43:17 PM
Okay, if we're going for classic sci-fi skimpies:
(http://i531.photobucket.com/albums/dd359/anaconda888/ellen-ripley-aliens-2.jpg)
Gawd that was something else. I remember going half blind squinting through all that strobe lighting in the final battle for a better look at the, errr, alien. At least I
think that's what happened to my eyesight...
I was much younger than a teenager when I first saw Alien, and so what went through my head at the time was that, bad as it is having a big, slimey alien beasty with acid for blood trying to kill you, it must be far, far worse having to do deal with it while wearing only your vest and pants.
Even now, all I can think when watching it is "that poor woman, if only she'd packed a gym kit".
Quote from: M.I.K. on 16 June, 2010, 10:33:10 PM
Even now, all I can think when watching it is "that poor woman, if only she'd packed a gym kit".
Let us all give thanks that she did not.
Quote from: M.I.K. on 16 June, 2010, 10:33:10 PM
Even now, all I can think when watching it is "that poor woman, if only she'd packed a gym kit".
She probably did, but the teacher decided that she could be on the
other team.
Cheers!
Jim
World Cup special! As the great philosoper Peter Crouch once observed: "What would I be if I wasn't a footballer? A virgin."
Mrs Rafael van der Vaart
(http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/gallery/van-der-vaart-wag/sylvie-van-der-vaart-7.jpg)
Mrs WEsley Sneijder
(http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/gallery/wag-yolanthe-cabau-van-kasbergen/yolanthe-11.jpg)
Mrs Diego Forlan
(http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/gallery/wag-zaira-nara/zaira-nara-6.jpg)
Mrs Giovanni dos Santos
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_yxAggO7dtDI/S1O4a15hx_I/AAAAAAAAR-4/HdvVjRcPnaI/s640/Belinda.jpg)
Mrs Christian Vieri
(http://www.catflapmag.com/football-blog/content/binary/Melissa-Satta.jpg)
Finally, and best of the lot, Mrs Bastian Schweinsteger getting the beers in.
(http://www.sport24.com/var/plain_site/storage/images/football/diaporamas/euro-2008-femmes-de-joueurs/sarah-brandner/3169924-1-fre-FR/sarah-brandner_diaporama.jpg)
*gulp*
For the baboons among us...
(http://www.socialcritic.net/images/the-doubleo-thong.jpg)
And the Jack rabbits...
(http://www.biztrademarket.com/User/162035/bb/6152_fd4.jpg)
Just been watching Rocky Horror Picture Show once again.
(http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz678outcome2.jpg)
Susan Sarandon. Yum Yum.
V
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/06/26/article-1289884-0A383389000005DC-884_634x757.jpg)
What's happened to her face?
I think it was Joan Rivers who said there comes a time when people don't look any younger they just look like they've had surgery
She has a face?
if she wanted surgery, wouldnt have been leg lenghing, shes a little pixie!
still I would not be so shallow as to mention that as she tore the shirt of my back.
she owns the lingerie line/company of the stuff she wears.
best seller is her skippy the kangaroo girl line I have been told, at least it is in countries that have things like kangroos running about.
work related one to share.I am sure we all have these kind of days.
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:GPQlCHWaBBxNeM:http://www.gayakuman.com/uploads/2008/08/sexy-shenzhou-notebook.jpg)
(http://moviegoings.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/paperwork.jpg)
From Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
I've stopped worrying alright...
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee306/Domdom1er/Marilyn-Monroe-.jpg)
Wasn't she a swell dame?
M
In fact she had two of them...
:lol:
Quote from: nev on 24 June, 2010, 08:57:34 PM
Just been watching Rocky Horror Picture Show once again.
(http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz678outcome2.jpg)
I was about to post the same thing, I just rocked a 12:30 Rocky show tonight, baby! :D
I'd touch-a touch-a touch-a touch her ;)
Look what you get when you Google "underware":
(http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/soccer/story_large/2009/05/09/alena_seredova_underware.jpg)
Gurgle.
Swimwear not undies this time, but if you grumble too much Britt'll turn off the internet.
(http://i432.photobucket.com/albums/qq47/spugnut/MARYGOODNIGHTBrittEkland.jpg)
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ximoc/preview_1.jpg)
(http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/1821/volleyballbikinicamelto.jpg)
We'll see how pleased with herself she is in the morning.
I go to a monthly Goth night (Intrusion (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2341647757&v=wall&ref=ts)), and this time there was an unofficial "slut off".
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs306.snc4/40661_10150239958110542_872860541_14058854_6520506_n.jpg)
More photos on facebook (http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=469788&id=872860541&l=e218b4bbe9)
Time to break out the Kleenex me thinks!
Quote from: Wake on 12 August, 2010, 12:54:18 PM
I go to a monthly Goth night (Intrusion (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2341647757&v=wall&ref=ts)), and this time there was an unofficial "slut off".
You sure that's a Goth night? All the Goths in Cardiff appear to be of a certain heavier persuasion.
Goths love them or hate them?
Oh my. I think I'd like to spend some time discussing politics and environmental issues with that young lady.
I suspect Noisybast you'd have some sort of environmental spillage! oh-er!
Quote from: Wake on 12 August, 2010, 12:54:18 PM
I go to a monthly Goth night (Intrusion (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2341647757&v=wall&ref=ts)), and this time there was an unofficial "slut off".
*Sigh* ... I miss the Carnival of Souls...
Cheers!
Jim
Quote from: James Stacey on 12 August, 2010, 01:45:19 PMYou sure that's a Goth night? All the Goths in Cardiff appear to be of a certain heavier persuasion.
I think there were several significant differences between the goths who did and didn't (un)dress for the occasion.
Personally I'm of the opinion that "goth girls are hot (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2204589067)".
wot like this...
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs069.ash2/36805_10150239958030542_872860541_14058849_6207569_n.jpg)
Is that Roger's mum?
Quote from: Inev on 12 August, 2010, 08:21:08 PM
Is that Roger's mum?
No, that's Roger, his ma's to the left.
I know there's an overlap between the goth scene and the fetish scene, but I can't help feeling that was more of the latter than the former.
Or am I just soooo out of touch?
Regards
Robin
Quote from: Robin Low on 12 August, 2010, 08:52:37 PM
I know there's an overlap between the goth scene and the fetish scene, but I can't help feeling that was more of the latter than the former.
I'll be honest, you could always tell the difference between the Goths and the Fets at Carnival of Souls, and those
do look more Fetish than Goth. I swear there must have been a shortage of black masking tape across the whole of the East Midlands the week before a Carnival.
One year, I did a rough estimate and there was about £150,000 worth of
footwear in the club.
Cheers!
Jim
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 12 August, 2010, 08:58:16 PM
One year, I did a rough estimate and there was about £150,000 worth of footwear in the club.
I take it the totty wasn't up to much that night.
Quote from: The Cosh on 12 August, 2010, 09:01:29 PM
I take it the totty wasn't up to much that night.
Some of 'em weren't wearing much else
except their footwear, but I was with the missus, so the footwear was what I concentrated on!
Cheers
Jim
Quote from: Robin Low on 12 August, 2010, 08:52:37 PM
I know there's an overlap between the goth scene and the fetish scene, but I can't help feeling that was more of the latter than the former.
The club is definitely goth rather than fetish, but on this particular evening a dozen or two of the regulars decided to wear something a bit more slutty/skimpy/tranny/fetish than they normally would.
These (http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=438489&id=872860541&l=1b2a9b727a) are my photos from June, which was a masquerade.
WTF?
Slut? Goth? Fetish?
This is no place for a god-damn debate! If they're in their underware, they get in. Take your distinctions elsewhere, gentlemen, and let the gawpers see the show.
(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k281/psychogoatee/fireinthedisco/YokoMatsugane_768b.jpg)
(Yoko Matsugane)
Oh great. Thanks. Now I've got a sprained wrist.
(http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/14/lady-fett.jpg)
"As you wish" :P
Boba Fit.
You mean Booba Fit surely?
(http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/dita-von-teese/dita-von-teese-20071205-346526.jpg)
I take it Queen B's still in Russia then?
Quote from: Proudhuff on 25 August, 2010, 08:58:30 PM
I take it Queen B's still in Russia then?
Ha!
Nope, but I found that pic while searching for something else (not knicker related) and thought I'd share it with the group.
Like what? Boba Fetish?
M.
Quote from: Mikey on 27 August, 2010, 11:44:11 AM
Like what? Boba Fetish?
M.
Believe it or not, I was looking for the Buzz Lightyear/Unicorn pic!
Go the whole hog: star wars pron: "Boobie Fetish, Booty Hunter"
Quote from: Richmond Clements on 27 August, 2010, 02:40:33 PM
Quote from: Mikey on 27 August, 2010, 11:44:11 AM
Like what? Boba Fetish?
M.
Believe it or not, I was looking for the Buzz Lightyear/Unicorn pic!
That comment could only be said on this forum.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fd84ktvCKww/TEolnksHCLI/AAAAAAAABOQ/Trl_I3Dmw3I/s1600/1263336655-star_wars_girls_-40-1.jpg)
Cheers!
Jim
While we're on the topic of Star Wars:
(http://images.mmosite.com/news/2010/03/16/adult/starwars2.jpg)
You know, it would be great if someone made "underware" the subject of one of the art comps.
Just saying. :)
In reply to the thread title:
I DO.
But for some reason this phone always directs me to the wap version of this site. I canXt see the art comp either.
Mods or admin bots please save me?
Samurai-sword wielding, cowboy-hat wearing, bikini-clad Asian babes.
It's what I go to Japan for!
(http://www.isshonilondon.co.uk/upload/2009/07/chanbara%20beauty.jpg)
(http://uk.wrs.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTf21kgnlMQxUA29xWBQx./SIG=128s6baal/EXP=1283118052/**http%3a//game.sanook.com/story_picture/b/10139_003.jpg)
(This is from the movie Chanbara Beauty, which I haven't seen - yet. I've heard its not much cop storywise, etc, but....who cares!!)
I dunno, I think it might just be the best movie ever made...
Continuing the cosplay theme:
(http://pixelatedgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/emmafrost3-572x380.png)
What Supergirls costume would have been if they let Jim Balent design it:
(http://www.superherostuff.com/images/picday/supergirl.jpg)
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0908/cosplay-vampirella-cosplay-what-can-i-say-i-like-brunettes-demotivational-poster-1251304987.jpg)
Mmm... I think there's mileage in this cosplay stuff.
(http://www.college-humor.info/Halloween-Costumes/images/Super-Woman-and-Wonder-Woman-Halloween-Costumes-pictures.jpg)
Oh go on then I'll bite.
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/435268/945382.jpg)
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Cosplay would be worth a thread on it's own...
(http://www.gamehotties.com/images/mai-shiranui-cosplay/large/mai-shiranui-cosplay-001.jpg)
I think so...
Inev your far to young to be on this thread. :lol:
filip
They're nice and all, but who are they meant to be (Wonder Woman and Supergirl excluded.)
Well, Johnnystress has posted a cosplay of Vampirella (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampirella), and vzzbux has posted a cosplay of Ivy Valentine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivy_Valentine) from Soulcalibur (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soulcalibur), and it's sequels.
To my shame, and regret, I don't know who is being cosplayed in the picture I posted.
Off to start a cosplay thread...
[Emp edit: And here (http://www.2000adonline.com/forum/index.php/topic,29882.0.html) it is.]
My one wasn't cosplay it was the actress in costume for the movie Chanbara Beauty, which is based on a videogame I have never heard of. She's a zombie killer (how else would you dress if you were going to kill zombies.) I have now watched the movie and it was actually very, very good. (And not just because of the "outfit"...honestly!):)
Quote from: Jared Katooie on 30 August, 2010, 12:41:13 AM
Well, Johnnystress has posted a cosplay of Vampirella (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampirella), and vzzbux has posted a cosplay of Ivy Valentine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivy_Valentine) from Soulcalibur (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soulcalibur), and it's sequels.
To my shame, and regret, I don't know who is being cosplayed in the picture I posted.
It's Mai Shiranui! God...
Thank God! This thread still lives! Now I have 2 years of women in underwear to catch up on, I may be gone for some time.
Quote from: Demon Chicken on 15 September, 2010, 02:46:43 PM
Thank God! This thread still lives! Now I have 2 years of women in underwear to catch up on, I may be gone for some time.
I had that same burst of enthusiasm, but you don't need to go far back before the pic links area all dead and barren! MORE MORE MORE! I'd post 'em but I'm at work. So probably shouldn't be looking at this actually.
Whereas I, have 2 years of women to catch up on...heh, heh.
Give her a hand.
(http://www.talisman.org/~erlkonig/humour/Smutty/hand-bra-front.jpg)
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(http://www.interknickers.com/images/pht/main/8950.jpg)
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I came across a link to this on Facebook - and it made me think of this thread.
http://www.cupsizechoir.com/ (http://www.cupsizechoir.com/)
Quote from: Wake on 16 December, 2010, 09:52:02 PM
I came across a link to this on Facebook - and it made me think of this thread.
http://www.cupsizechoir.com/ (http://www.cupsizechoir.com/)
Ohhh!
Strangely enough, when I was watching that, I wasn't thinking about this thread...
Quote from: Wake on 16 December, 2010, 09:52:02 PM
I came across a link to this on Facebook - and it made me think of this thread.
http://www.cupsizechoir.com/ (http://www.cupsizechoir.com/)
Magic.
(http://violetmaylondon.squarespace.com/storage/61fef05d24.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1242311870421)
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What is it with women in their underwear and grapes?
Grapes are not sexy! At least, not to the usual "women in underwear" audience. Grapes are predominantly eaten by fat, gay ancient Roman men and hospital patients. Frankie Howerd probably ate a lot of grapes. Pictures of women in their underwear should not bring Frankie Howerd to mind!
I've a good mind to start one of those online petitions and a facebook group! This mad eroticism of grapes must stop!
Quote from: M.I.K. on 18 February, 2011, 04:26:56 AM
What is it with women in their underwear and grapes?
This must be one of those Magic Eye things. Took me ages to see them too.
It's better when they do that with my Grapes of Wrath.
Quote from: The Cosh on 18 February, 2011, 11:15:17 AM
It's better when they do that with my Grapes of Wrath.
Trampling out the vintage, eh?
Ouch!
chortle-- not enough notes though
http://www.cupsizechoir.com/?s=131295
Quote from: johnnystress on 18 February, 2011, 07:38:29 PM
chortle-- not enough notes though
http://www.cupsizechoir.com/?s=131295
errm if you look further up this page and two months ago....
Quote from: M.I.K. on 18 February, 2011, 04:26:56 AM
Pictures of women in their underwear should not bring Frankie Howerd to mind!
And yet pictures of Frankie Howerd inevitably make me think of women in their underwear (being leered at by middle aged men in togas)
Quote from: Dandontdare on 18 February, 2011, 11:22:36 PM
Quote from: johnnystress on 18 February, 2011, 07:38:29 PM
chortle-- not enough notes though
http://www.cupsizechoir.com/?s=131295
errm if you look further up this page and two months ago....
I was replying to that post--not ..anything else..so..
About the only good thing about Valentine's day is the fact that every newspaper and magazine in existence uses it as an excuse to print pictures of beautiful women in their scants.
(http://www.asdamagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/lingere_31.jpg)
(http://www.asdamagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/lingere_41.jpg)This is one of the efforts from the ASDA Magazine (of all places). I particulary liked the fact that the cover line was something like "Oh so flirty lingerie.".
Correct me if I'm wrong, but if you are showing a bloke your scants, you've pretty much stopped flirting. (Though, of course, I acknowledge that there is still plenty of time for you to change your mind at any point in the transaction and we will repsect hat decision. No smileys etc. here - dead serious).
(http://www.asdamagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/lingere_13.jpg)
(http://www.asdamagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/lingere_21.jpg)
Ah so that's what you were doing when Mrs Tips was away. (Took my advice ;))
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Mr Vzzbuz
In Aug'10 you downloaded a picture of a gorgeous young lady in a purple cos are you familiar with this young lady?
Ah so that's what you were doing when Mrs Tips was away
Would that it were, would that it were.
Even with Mrs Tips away, there are still two grown up children and Tiny Tips bouncing around the Chateau.
We managed three episodes of the A-Team (generally entertaining), a dozen of Season 2 of the Batman Animated Series (most excellent), a trip to see Gnomeo and Juliet (cack), finishing off the decorating of a bathroom, Zombieland (ran out of steam), Percy Jackson and the Lightning thief (mostly inoffensive), a trip to Scotland Street School Museum, a trip to Kelvingrove Museum (both great), three episodes of Smallville Season 7 (quite poor), a general tidy of the house including mopping all of the bathroom floors, 50 lengths swimming, a trip to the recycling centre, a good session on Monster Hunter Tri (pretty fun especially as free with NOM subscription), ripping twenty or so albums to my music player (I now have all my a-ha on digital) and the big shop for the week. I don't think I had time to shun anything...
Makes one feel for poor Mrs. Tips' fate on her return.
Quote from: TordelBack on 20 February, 2011, 04:18:32 PM
Makes one feel for poor Mrs. Tips' fate on her return.
I suppose the only ray of light is that it should all be over in a few seconds.
A few seconds? I'm not planning on doing it twice!
Quote from: charleswalter1860 on 20 February, 2011, 03:41:44 PM
Mr Vzzbuz
In Aug'10 you downloaded a picture of a gorgeous young lady in a purple cos are you familiar with this young lady?
No I am not but WOW. Please fill me in as I am all :-*
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Quote from: Tiplodocus on 19 February, 2011, 09:10:16 PM
About the only good thing about Valentine's day is the fact that every newspaper and magazine in existence uses it as an excuse to print pictures of beautiful women in their scants.
(http://www.asdamagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/lingere_31.jpg)
(http://www.asdamagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/lingere_41.jpg)This is one of the efforts from the ASDA Magazine (of all places). I particulary liked the fact that the cover line was something like "Oh so flirty lingerie.".
Correct me if I'm wrong, but if you are showing a bloke your scants, you've pretty much stopped flirting. (Though, of course, I acknowledge that there is still plenty of time for you to change your mind at any point in the transaction and we will repsect hat decision. No smileys etc. here - dead serious).
Very pretty indeed.. But she looks like a right handful and pain in the arse.
I'd give her a pain in the a.......
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Why does the forum just fall open at this thread every time I come here?
Quote from: Rog69 on 20 February, 2011, 10:04:13 PM
Why does the forum just fall open at this thread every time I come here?
It's because of those two numbers in your name and the Rog bit ;)
Dear Mr Vzzbuz
I'd rather fill her in!...if you know what I mean >:D.
Apologies for childish joke but I am currently experiencing a second teenage hood (is there such a word?) :D
I feel another Kleenex moment coming on! Plenty of paper mache available if anyone needs it to create a Blue Peter type Tracey Island model?
To much info? :-\
Possibly a tad too sloppy I must admit.....wallpaper paste maybe? :sick:
Quote from: Michaelvk on 20 February, 2011, 09:14:19 PM
she looks like a right ... pain in the arse.
Been watching the Crying Game have we? I shouldn't worry. I think she's all woman.
Surely we don't need pictures of naughty ladies flouncing about in their undies because as the title of the thread/subject asks "Does anybody want to look at womens underware?" you only have to go to your local Ann Summers shop in the High Street and stick you nose up to the window and gawp. But then again.......
Underwear AND comic related....
The new Wonder Woman for upcoming telly series...
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/coolproduction/ckeditor_assets/pictures/673/original/ap.jpg?1297906968)
good gracious! :o
QuoteThe new Wonder Woman for upcoming telly series...
They've taken a few liberties with that costume design...
Cheers
Jim
Thye've taken a few libert- agh! Nevermind...
She'll never deflect bullets when her bracelets are on her ankles. Unless they're round me shoulders at the time...
Looks like a very talented actress who knows her craft.......only joking phwoorrrrrrr and other carry on noises
As good an advert for waxing as you're likely to see. Very neat lady gardening.
It's an invisible costume, how clever.
Hey! Hey! I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating crisps!
Less talk more viewing.
(http://www-market-online.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/women_underwear.jpg)
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September Carrino
(http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/3720/septembercarrino228.jpg)
Kei Megumi
(http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/9357/keimegumigif001db.gif)
Yessir!
(http://static-p4.fotolia.com/jpg/00/02/94/79/400_F_2947985_lh56GuZNBTdn5cG45FYh0WpUH5bl4a.jpg)
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Don't even think about it... :D
(http://i655.photobucket.com/albums/uu271/needtocontrol/olivia-thirlby-dredd2.jpg)
(http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/6259/joannakrupainlingerie00.jpg)
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Back 100% on topic.
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRRI1VWALoLUGFRrlKByABK9S0inGrfMfKEEABoDE6tIyXU8e14Qg)
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 09 May, 2011, 12:05:57 AM
Back 100% on topic.
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRRI1VWALoLUGFRrlKByABK9S0inGrfMfKEEABoDE6tIyXU8e14Qg)
FOUL!
That's not underwear.
Quote from: Lee Bates on 09 May, 2011, 08:20:11 AM
FOUL!
That's not underwear.
And thus the post is 100% on topic - it asks the question of us: do we want to look at
this woman's underwear? And I think it's clear from our shared frustration that we most certainly do.
Is that Famke Janssen? I like Famke Janssen...
I'm stuck in work on my own on a Friday night, and I needed cheering up. Google was just sitting there, at the top of the screen, taunting me. And so here we are.
Please note that Ms. Johansson was 20 years of age when the film that is the source of this still was made.
(http://vybzmagazine.com/wp-content/gallery/Scarlett-Johansson-Upskirt-Still-From-The-Perfect-Score/Scarlett-Johansson-Upskirt-Still-From-The-Perfect-Score.jpg)
mmmmm cherries...
Quote from: strontium71 on 13 May, 2011, 07:43:20 PM
mmmmm cherries...
There's something about the combination of that line and your current avatar that just doesn't sit well...
:lol:
Tying together two threads the recently departed Suzanne Mizi
(http://tapatalk.com/mu/56b1610f-1d0c-5b7d.jpg)
"Hello, Sweetie!"
(http://www.perfectpeople.net/photo-picture-image-media/Alex-Kingston-494x810-42kb-media-746-media-108878-1159597507.jpg)
well it is Friday and The board has had a stressfull week....
(http://www.whatkatiedid.com/images/products/what_katie_did_vicky_suspender_belt.ct.jpg)
Swell. Just swell.
ahh Bernie
Is that shadow or does she have a rash?
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(http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_570xN.63505533.jpg)
And all you Gor fetishists can buy this stuff here: http://www.etsy.com/people/brooksbot75?ref=pr_profile
"the main items I will be selling are my Art Bras and wood sculpture."
Thanks for that- my wife has requested a couple of those metal bras now, and I stand to spend a fortune!
SBT
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 28 August, 2011, 09:41:34 PM
Thanks for that- my wife has requested a couple of those metal bras now, and I stand to spend a fortune!
SBT
Yeah, say it like it's a bad thing.
Having seen her in the flesh today, I thought I'd share
(http://www.paparazziwallpapers.com/data/media/28/halle_berry_24.jpg)
Quote from: The Enigmatic Dr X on 28 August, 2011, 09:44:38 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 28 August, 2011, 09:41:34 PM
Thanks for that- my wife has requested a couple of those metal bras now, and I stand to spend a fortune!
SBT
Yeah, say it like it's a bad thing.
I wouldn't mind one either... but surly some crafty crafter on the board could help.
IF he can stop drowning in his own droll that is...
Carla Brown. Yum Yum.
Watch in full screen for full benefit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy09ZKmkyHU&feature=related
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that perfume she is advertising is great in this shoot!
Just for balance....
(http://www.queerty.com/wp/docs/2009/02/toughguy4.jpg)
sorry that was meant for the Anderson! thread :D
Proudhuff, where do I send the bill for the eye bleaching I'm going to have to have now?
JvB
If you want balance start a mens underwear thread.
(http://s6.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/D28C2A4E.jpg)
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You lot make me sick, exploiting women like this. They have minds too you know >:(
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 24 November, 2011, 07:58:57 PM
You lot make me sick, exploiting women like this. They have minds too you know >:(
But you still looked. Didn't you.
JvB
I averted my eyes :cool:
One for the True Blood fans-
(http://i1210.photobucket.com/albums/cc417/speedoguy1/1314048071818.gif)
oh myyyyy
If there is such a thing as reincarnation, then I'm coming back as those hands on her thighs...with a pair of eyes attached to them...the hands that is...or even the thighs, now that I think of it...to be honest I'm drained of all lucid thought right now. Think I'll have to lie down for a while...
our Judge Anderson from planet replicas,
her stage name is Integra Fairbrook. real name Lauren i think.
details aside, lets all sigh and think of how good she makes the uniform look.
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQZ1rcMutE9_MQfJfbMPOlUlbs7N1tBhD7zPk58bZOpXIwXa-AVZw)
Dunno about Judge Anderson, but she can certainly look like Debbie Harry....
(http://i466.photobucket.com/albums/rr25/jmkphotog/A0014167.jpg)
Very pretty lass, but she could certainly stand to have a few helpings of munce.
More like Halo Jones.
On my Christmas list, I asked for a Star Trek Ships of the Line calendar for teh office. Then I cheekily put (or Kelly Brook) in brackets.
This is what my daughter bought me
(http://wonpic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Kelly-Brook.jpg)
It's a bit racy for the office but Mrs Tips has let me hang it on the back of the loft door. So whenever I have to clamber into the loft, I get to see her. The loft is where I keep my bag of tools so I've decided to become a bit more of a handyman about the house.
It just dawnec on me that this thread and Cosplay are the only two threads that 'sticky' themselves.
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 12 January, 2012, 10:27:39 PMThe loft is where I keep my bag of tools so I've decided to become a bit more of a handyman about the house.
Aye, Kelly's helped me with my DIY on occasion.
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 12 January, 2012, 10:27:39 PMMrs Tips has let me hang it on the back of the loft door.
Is that a euphemism?
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 12 January, 2012, 10:27:39 PMSo whenever I have to clamber into the loft, I get to see her. The loft is where I keep my bag of tools so I've decided to become a bit more of a handyman about the house.
And you've fallen into the trap.
Quote from: Emperor on 13 January, 2012, 02:29:07 AM
And you've fallen into the trap.
Outsourcing the role of totty in the domestic economy? Sounds inflationary. Make sure it's backed by the gold standard before committing to, say, a new
en suite.
(http://i1165.photobucket.com/albums/q599/SteevTH/WEB3.jpg)
Didn't want to start a new thread, or resurrect the "Burlesque" one, so, as my wife makes her living in her undies, here's my first attempt to link to my brand spanking new Photobucket account. Please excuse the indulgence.
SBT
That's waiting for you when you go home?
You , sir , are a bastard.
Oh my, nice basket! ;)
SBT, you've cut your good ladies arms off :o
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 29 January, 2012, 06:42:10 PM
SBT, you've cut your good ladies arms off :o
Well obviously, CF. They make better attachments for my steam powered wanking gauntlets, than those shop-bought ladyhands.
SBT
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 29 January, 2012, 04:37:15 PM
(http://i1165.photobucket.com/albums/q599/SteevTH/WEB3.jpg)
Love the headdress!
SHe's wearing a head dress??
Oh yeh missed that.
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Offered in tribute.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbmvwbFNyP1qzz4xwo1_400.jpg)
Ornella Muti. Delightful.
Anyway, turned the calendar in the loft space over this morning...
(http://www.magxone.com/uploads/2012/01/Kelly-Brook-Calendar-February.jpg)
This is the calender you want...
(http://i.imgur.com/0HADK.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/vSfLt.jpg)
You can buy her cd's as well ::)
She does have a fine set of lungs on her.
For your further delectation...
(http://i.imgur.com/Ov4XZ.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/mMsO7.jpg)
from this... ....to that..
I blame childbirth. It's not natural, all those people peering and prodding at your lady parts. Bound to change a gal.
We live in a society where grown men are obssessed with looking at titties.
Quote from: wonkychop on 17 February, 2012, 12:14:40 PM
We live in a species where grown men are obssessed with looking at titties.
Fixed that for you.
Quote from: wonkychop on 17 February, 2012, 12:14:40 PM
We live in a society where grown men are obssessed with looking at titties.
I was staring at her bananas....
boom boom
its the advertising, every where you look. you can't get away from it.
encouraging the far to early transition to milk powder from mother natures far superior provision.
leaving it at least 13-15 years until you are able to once again find that comfort. (Not with your own mother)
anyway back on topic.
(http://www.screensavershot.com/misc/female.jpg)
using a mac,new to the system, so if this fails i apologize.
Don't think anyone else could have managed to hold a couple of bananas the way Ms Church does there.
GLORIOUS.
NOW this is a comic book website, so please. lets have a little more important content. :P
(http://www.daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/supergirl-sexy.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Mvl3B.jpg)
In 3D at a cinema near you.............
(http://i.imgur.com/u69NU.jpg)
Is it so wrong to be so turned on by the end of that music vid. :-[ Cunningham is an absolute (twisted) genius.
My wife in her new underwear.
As if.
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WTF? She has the face of Richard David James and the bod of a mixed race Alexis Texas if she had bigger tits. Ur one unlucky/lucky cunt dude. :lol:
Bigjobs - Nobody mines a little fruitiness every now and then but I'm beginning to find your repeated OTT swearing in just about every post unsavoury.
Or I'm getting old and tired (and probably slightly hypocritical).
No, it's not just you, Tips.
It's getting incredibly creepy and stalker-ish now.
P.S.Your postin these comments on a thread that objectifies women? Ether it's all okay or none of it is. How do you like those tomatoes!!
Have had suspisions for quite a while now.
(http://howcanyougetrich.net/images/penny-drops1.jpg)
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Quote from: vzzbux on 20 February, 2012, 10:44:55 PM
Have had suspisions for quite a while now.
(http://howcanyougetrich.net/images/penny-drops1.jpg)
Thats one lovely pic by the way. Where'd you find it?
Yeah, me too.
SBT
Taking bets?
I think the money should go to Locust's
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Quote from: Tiplodocus on 20 February, 2012, 10:21:09 PM
Bigjobs - Nobody mines a little fruitiness every now and then but I'm beginning to find your repeated OTT swearing in just about every post unsavoury.
Or I'm getting old and tired (and probably slightly hypocritical).
What do you expect from a bunch of creeps who post on a women in underware (sic) thread?
The day someone tells me that I'm 'a creep' for enjoying the sight of women in their underthings is... well, yesterday for a start.
You're not a peeping Tom are you?
Quote from: bigjobs67 on 20 February, 2012, 10:41:52 PM
P.S.Your postin these comments on a thread that objectifies women? Ether it's all okay or none of it is. How do you like those tomatoes!!
I'm not sure I follow this reasoning. Are you saying that because this thread has pictures of scantily clad women on it then nobody should complain about you acting like a complete cock? I'm afraid that's a leap too far for me.
Let's get this show back on the road...
Bonus points for spotting the anachronism*.
(http://donglutsdinosaurs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Jonas53-1000x977.jpg)
(http://donglutsdinosaurs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Apatiosaurus3-1000x750.jpg)
And people ask my why I got into archaeology. Plenty more at the glorious site of the great Donald F. Glut, a man who can do no wrong. http://donglutsdinosaurs.com/ (http://donglutsdinosaurs.com/)
*Flip-flops in the Mesozoic, bah!
Quote from: TordelBack on 21 February, 2012, 04:18:21 PM
Bonus points for spotting the anachronism*.
Oh I thought that must mean nipple!
not the telegraph pole then ?
Do the dinosaurs represent some boarders?
Definitely... ;)
Flint spearheads.
Flip flops. Although I suspect not that many among the hivemind.
Those Dinosaurs have time machines.
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Quote from: vzzbux on 21 February, 2012, 08:27:29 PM
Those Dinosaurs have time machines.
Oh - I hadn't noticed dinosaurs in the pictures....
Quote from: DoomBot on 21 February, 2012, 09:13:01 PM
Oh - I hadn't noticed dinosaurs in the pictures....
Finally! Subtle, I know, but if you sort-of unfocus your eyes you can
just make them out.
Quote from: The Cosh on 21 February, 2012, 06:20:23 PM
Flint spearheads.
Was he in the Twilight saga?
anyway, the anachronism --- is it women and dinosaurs playing spin the bottle?
The blonde one in the first pic is a more attractive, thinner and I suspect saner version of my ex.
*goes all misty eyed for plain, chubby, mental ex*
Quote from: Satanist on 22 February, 2012, 07:37:08 PM
The blonde one in the first pic is a more attractive, thinner and I suspect saner version of my ex.
* plain, chubby, mental ex*
stick a piccie up on the
Boarders Wives thread and we'll decide about that :D
Clicking on the latest page of this thread only to find people talking makes me sad :'(.
(http://i.imgur.com/eUDTJ.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/ZCXwU.jpg)
hope it's cheered you up mate.
and this is for the tomboy in you
(http://i.imgur.com/LjoI4.jpg)
(http://www.lena-headey.org/wallpaper/Lena-Headey-11.jpg)
is that johnny depp?
Blasphemy! It's the divine Ms. Headey, my future second wife.
That's from the 90's, right? Lena Headey has to be like, in her thirties or something.
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ6rn4qOHIY-i7PIqh0-qr382CDeqUuxqwedGs3lasV-J9jwxEZgRHdTFcQFw)
That's headley Lamarr!!!
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 03 March, 2012, 03:06:17 AM
Quote from: SpetsnaZ99 on 29 February, 2012, 01:47:12 PM
is that johnny depp?
You've ruined her for me now.
I never touched the girl. I wasnt even in the country at the time
Grud bless Steve Cook and his wonderful blog! Warning, NSFW:
http://secret-oranges.blogspot.com/2012/03/sex-horror.html (http://secret-oranges.blogspot.com/2012/03/sex-horror.html)
It's March and the calendar in the loft has been turned over. Impressive. Bordering on the spectacular.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-3nso1coM-BI/T0mKKEiNwzI/AAAAAAAAH4M/eghz5g2Tdhk/s1600/Kelly+Brook+-+Official+Calendar+2012_04.jpg)
Could you make that image a bit smaller? At the moment I only have the ability at looking at one of the following at any one time:
a). Her face and the top of her breasts
b). All of her breasts and midriff
or
c). Her midriff/ legs/ sexual organs.
you know looking at such airbrushed images is bad for the self esteem? :o
(http://i.imgur.com/Jff79.jpg)
Quote from: fonky on 08 March, 2012, 10:36:57 PM
you know looking at such airbrushed images is bad for the self esteem? :o
Nah, I've pretty much come to terms with the fact that I will never look as good as Kelly Brook. That and the bit about driving a sports car through Paris with the warm wind in my hair.
(http://www.bestactress.info/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Kelly-Brook-hot-spicy-bikini.jpg)
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 08 March, 2012, 08:52:47 PM
It's March and the calendar in the loft has been turned over. Impressive. Bordering on the spectacular.
What on earth were you doing in the loft for 8 days?????? :o
Quote from: TordelBack on 08 March, 2012, 11:02:01 PM
(http://www.bestactress.info/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Kelly-Brook-hot-spicy-bikini.jpg)
...and that's why the oceans smell of fish.
Quote from: SpetsnaZ99 on 09 March, 2012, 08:23:15 AM
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 08 March, 2012, 08:52:47 PM
It's March and the calendar in the loft has been turned over. Impressive. Bordering on the spectacular.
What on earth were you doing in the loft for 8 days?????? :o
He was testing his Steam Powered Wanking Gauntlet.
Ahead of the return of Mad Men later this month, Elizabeth Moon (Peggy Olson) shows us what we've been missing. :D
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/08/article-0-12163F1F000005DC-230_634x902.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/08/article-0-1216461F000005DC-110_634x759.jpg)
woof ya kippa. :D
I've never seen Mad Men but -um- that's about to change... :-[
Even better:
(http://media.onsugar.com/files/2010/02/08/4/413/4130378/dbab35f589728173_christina_hendricks.xxlarge.jpg)
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 08 March, 2012, 10:24:52 PM
Could you make that image a bit smaller? At the moment I only have the ability at looking at one of the following at any one time:
a). Her face and the top of her breasts
b). All of her breasts and midriff
or
c). Her midriff/ legs/ sexual organs.
I think this is somehow an important metaphor for life and one worth getting used to now.
And to complete the Mad Men hat-trick, it's Miss January (Jones, that is):
(http://www.straitpinkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/january-jones-gq-magazine-5.jpg) (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_91s-Zkod9Gc/TMJwBAwX7vI/AAAAAAAAKgk/p44apHMoN3U/s1600/january+jones+03.jpg)
This thread is doing my equilibrium no good at all today. Best phone the wife and give her advance warning.
Quote from: TordelBack on 09 March, 2012, 05:31:56 PM
This thread is doing my equilibrium no good at all today. Best phone the wife and give her advance warning.
You want her at the pub and you'll be doing "research" on the net?
(http://i.imgur.com/p0QVt.jpg)
parp!
(http://i.imgur.com/VD9Qz.jpg)
just one more then...
(http://i.imgur.com/gCfFV.jpg)
This thread LOL x
I find myself living on a Thai island populated largely by female Scandinavian tourists in bikinis. I think someone's made a mistake.
And yet, I still can't get away from this thread.
I got given an ipod and 'synched' it with my pc. I now have a decade worth of porn accidently on my ipod as a friend pointed out today. Hmm can't decide if that's a good or bad thing x
Quote from: Judo on 12 March, 2012, 05:39:42 PM
I got given an ipod and 'synched' it with my pc. I now have a decade worth of porn accidently on my ipod as a friend pointed out today. Hmm can't decide if that's a good or bad thing x
That'd depend on the porn, I suppose. Even then a decades-worth seems a little... excessive.
I just *had* to put that in my advice thread. I have no objections to porn what so ever but I think when you have a decades worth on your ipod or posting in a thread on it, its time you tried internet dating :P x
Quote from: Judo on 12 March, 2012, 05:39:42 PM
I now have a decade worth of porn accidently on my ipod
Wow, Apple have released a 10 Petabyte iPod! Sweet! ;)
Anyway, this thread isn't porn - it's a respectful appreciation of noteworthy examples of the female form (mostly) clad in underthings. It's practically an aesthetics seminar.
Trouty,
Not sure who that bird is but, mmmmmmmmm I would even with yours!
Do like a decent Ginger with jubblies.
:o
I'm really scared as to what awesome forces we shall see unleashed upon the world if Draper fucks Joan this season.
you did read into that comment. Just saying ;) x
(http://i.imgur.com/55Pvl.jpg)
Jesus wept. Who's that?
Quality tottage there Fonky.
Catrinel Menghia is the model's name. Aparrently she has a sister called Lorena:
(http://i.imgur.com/swTQx.jpg)
Think I might ask Mrs fonky if we can go and live in Nebraska. ::) Cor! Phew! :lol:
(http://i.imgur.com/AUT75.jpg)
...........SHIT!
(http://i.imgur.com/IC4gV.jpg)
loking at dis luvy nokers
(http://i.imgur.com/r5pSV.jpg)
Quote from: fonky on 14 March, 2012, 11:21:34 AM(http://i.imgur.com/AUT75.jpg)
...........SHIT!
You should see her from the front! :D
(http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/8854/006123617lo.jpg)
Quote from: Judge Jack on 14 March, 2012, 04:15:01 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/r5pSV.jpg)
This is what I imagine fonky looking like
You think that looks bad? You should see what it looks like from the inside crazyfox. ;)
Does whale boning count as underwear? [spoiler]Corset does![/spoiler]
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le88avXBMh1qed0lco1_500.jpg)
Quote from: demos99 on 15 March, 2012, 04:31:07 PM
Does whale boning count as underwear?
It certainly counts as brave. Those fuckers weigh a ton.
Quote from: TordelBack on 21 February, 2012, 04:18:21 PM
And people ask my why I got into archaeology. Plenty more at the glorious site of the great Donald F. Glut, a man who can do no wrong. http://donglutsdinosaurs.com/ (http://donglutsdinosaurs.com/)
By Raquel Welch's mammoth pelt Tordelback! It's as if Jimmy Castor (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfBPjRp81fo&feature=related) has been inside
your head.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2469/3787522115_7441e1ec6d.jpg)
(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/68000/Mutant-Underwear-Model--68001.jpg)
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Cat would smeging love her.
JvB
It's April and I return from Hi-EX to this
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qak5W6REzpM/TzZM9eY3sAI/AAAAAAAAFuA/Echng7NLiVc/s320/kelly-brook-april-2012.jpg)
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 02 April, 2012, 04:39:07 PM
It's April and I return from Hi-EX to this
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qak5W6REzpM/TzZM9eY3sAI/AAAAAAAAFuA/Echng7NLiVc/s320/kelly-brook-april-2012.jpg)
Thought your wife was away for three days?
THEY DECORATED THE BATH ROOM!!! while you where away. WOW, no wonder your wanted to post that here.
(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=4600528965992964&id=213d7feba4e674158d1bf315756be13d&url=http%3a%2f%2fus.123rf.com%2f400wm%2f400%2f400%2fpilgrimego%2fpilgrimego0905%2fpilgrimego090500042%2f4882072-portrait-of-the-beautiful-woman-in-underwear-with-switch.jpg)
anyway, i havbe always had an interest in three things, comics, golf and females, two out of three aint bad.
On theme.
(http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2009/11/11/golf-ball-underwear_mlIZb_22975.jpg)
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the six breasted woman, why do they always have to over do the remakes, this is a screen shot of Total Recall the new version isn't it!!!
Hi-Ex 2013, meet your new star exhibitors...
http://www.girlgonegeekblog.com/2010/09/chic-and-sexy-fangirl-corsets/
:lol: That's not my neck she's crushing with the force there, is it?
(http://www.girlgonegeekblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/14-large.jpg)
"Cough -wheez-".
OR
"A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge or defense. Never for cupping".
Sigh.
http://www.esquire.com/video/krysten-ritter-funny-joke-from-a-beautiful-woman-video-1531138460001
Here's hanging on the loft door for the month of May.
(http://showbizworld.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Kelly-Brook-Calendar-2012-May-620x876.jpg)
If anyones looking for sandals try typing Reef Brazil into Google did a stand for them many years ago ;)
(http://beautycontestupdate.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Kelly-Brook-Calendar-2012-June-640x904.jpg)
I do like Tips' devotion to this thread having to go into his lift every month 8-?
he's gota lift to his loft?
8-)
The enchantingly named 'Starfucked' would make a good Durham Red (Mark Harrison version)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/524604_438863326131241_326444957373079_1921769_540776164_n.jpg)
It's my pleasure to keep posting from my calendar.
Be assured that everytime I go into the loft and crack one off, I may be looking at Kelly but I'm thinking of you guys.
(Yes, the phrasing is deliberate)
This is an interesting thread that i did not expect to find on a 2000AD forum.... Has my approval tho :)
Sorry for the delay chaps. (And any ladies thusly inclined). I think this might be my favourite so far.
(https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRGKpoe2hmPDAeUqJewW6Bu6nO3cFaUICr2b57hAmu3w8WPMkkirQ)
Will those Hershey Wally Squad photos never go away?
(http://redcfa.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Jessie-J-In-Vivienne-Westwood-2012-Olympic-Games-Closing-Ceremony.jpg)
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 04 June, 2012, 09:26:09 AM
It's my pleasure to keep posting from my calendar.
Be assured that everytime I go into the loft and crack one off, I may be looking at Kelly but I'm thinking of you guys.
(Yes, the phrasing is deliberate)
I feel soiled
Quote from: Proudhuff on 13 August, 2012, 12:38:04 PM
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 04 June, 2012, 09:26:09 AM
It's my pleasure to keep posting from my calendar.
Be assured that everytime I go into the loft and crack one off, I may be looking at Kelly but I'm thinking of you guys.
(Yes, the phrasing is deliberate)
I feel soiled
I feel wanted.
Quote from: Richmond Clements on 13 August, 2012, 12:42:16 PM
Quote from: Proudhuff on 13 August, 2012, 12:38:04 PM
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 04 June, 2012, 09:26:09 AM
It's my pleasure to keep posting from my calendar.
Be assured that everytime I go into the loft and crack one off, I may be looking at Kelly but I'm thinking of you guys.
(Yes, the phrasing is deliberate)
I feel soiled
I feel wanted.
now I'm worried
Quote from: Proudhuff on 13 August, 2012, 12:44:26 PM
Quote from: Richmond Clements on 13 August, 2012, 12:42:16 PM
Quote from: Proudhuff on 13 August, 2012, 12:38:04 PM
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 04 June, 2012, 09:26:09 AM
It's my pleasure to keep posting from my calendar.
Be assured that everytime I go into the loft and crack one off, I may be looking at Kelly but I'm thinking of you guys.
(Yes, the phrasing is deliberate)
I feel soiled
I feel wanted.
now I'm worried
You should be.
My birthday month brings forth this beauty...
(http://beautycontestupdate.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Kelly-Brook-Calendar-2012-August-640x905.jpg)
Kelly rocking a slightly more demure look for September
(http://beautycontestupdate.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Kelly-Brook-Calendar-2012-September-640x904.jpg)
How had I managed to forget about this thread? :lol:
What I came across when I tried to quickly check my spelling of deshabille.
(http://www.lingeriefine.tv/photos_produits/nuisettes/4539_300_deshabille_bicolore_reversible.jpg)
Kudos on all the Kelly Brook pics, she's a babe.
Here's a good looking gal, they should put her in a movie.
(http://i47.tinypic.com/14so2ue.jpg)
(http://i45.tinypic.com/s29ybl.jpg)
Heh. I didn't recognise her in the first picture!
she looks ready.
Heh, she's a pass.
Quote from: The Cosh on 24 September, 2012, 11:59:53 PM
What I came across when I tried to quickly check my spelling of deshabille.
(http://www.lingeriefine.tv/photos_produits/nuisettes/4539_300_deshabille_bicolore_reversible.jpg)
That will explian the splash marks!
Quote from: PsychoGoatee on 26 September, 2012, 01:24:30 AM
Kudos on all the Kelly Brook pics, she's a babe.
Here's a good looking gal, they should put her in a movie.
(http://i47.tinypic.com/14so2ue.jpg)
(http://i45.tinypic.com/s29ybl.jpg)
My Helmet's too big.
A day early but I'm going to have my hands full for therest of the week...
(http://beautycontestupdate.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Kelly-Brook-Calendar-2012-October-640x903.jpg)
(http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2007/02/05/myleene-klass_25.jpg)
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Quote from: Tiplodocus on 30 September, 2012, 06:17:54 PM
A day early but I'm going to have my hands full for therest of the week...
(http://beautycontestupdate.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Kelly-Brook-Calendar-2012-October-640x903.jpg)
I bet you are ;)
och, get yerself over here: http://www.whatkatiedid.com/ (http://www.whatkatiedid.com/) purely as a shopping trip
oh myyyyy
Quote from: Proudhuff on 05 October, 2012, 07:31:29 PM
och, get yerself over here: http://www.whatkatiedid.com/ (http://www.whatkatiedid.com/) purely as a shopping trip
I have a huge pile of their catalogues sitting not five feet from where I type this.
SBT
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 05 October, 2012, 08:18:20 PM
Quote from: Proudhuff on 05 October, 2012, 07:31:29 PM
och, get yerself over here: http://www.whatkatiedid.com/ (http://www.whatkatiedid.com/) purely as a shopping trip
I have a huge pile of their catalogues sitting not five feet from where I type this, they are as stiff as cardboard.
SBT
FTFY
V
Quote from: Proudhuff on 05 October, 2012, 07:31:29 PM
och, get yerself over here: http://www.whatkatiedid.com/ (http://www.whatkatiedid.com/) purely as a shopping trip
I think Proudhuff has won this thread:
(http://www.whatkatiedid.com/images/products/what_katie_did_marlene_suspender_belt_ct_1_large.jpg)
That's Proudhuff?
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 06 October, 2012, 09:34:30 AM
That's Proudhuff?
Well it's not like Tharg publishes his letters 'cos he's a got a great personality.
It's November.
Quite frankly, I would crawl naked for a mile over broken glass just to put matchsticks in this woman's shit.
(http://beautycontestupdate.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Kelly-Brook-Calendar-2012-November-640x903.jpg)
Yes.
Golly.
I like the way that Tordel's signature looks like he's saying thank you to me.
Again, breathtaking.
Very yes.
Tips, you provide a valuable public service.
what a charming image: the bloodsoaked Tips sticking matchsticks into a steaming pile o poo, not the chapping looking dame
Kiddin'
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 01 November, 2012, 12:05:10 AM
It's November.
Quite frankly, I would crawl naked for a mile over broken glass just to put matchsticks in this woman's shit.
Is that a lyric from that Proclaimers song?
Quote from: judgefett on 08 November, 2012, 03:19:06 PM
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 01 November, 2012, 12:05:10 AM
It's November.
Quite frankly, I would crawl naked for a mile over broken glass just to put matchsticks in this woman's shit.
Is that a lyric from that Proclaimers song?
I have just choked on my Snickers
Quote from: LARF on 08 November, 2012, 07:02:30 PM
Quote from: judgefett on 08 November, 2012, 03:19:06 PM
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 01 November, 2012, 12:05:10 AM
It's November.
Quite frankly, I would crawl naked for a mile over broken glass just to put matchsticks in this woman's shit.
Is that a lyric from that Proclaimers song?
I have just choked on my Snickers
Is that a euphemism?
Quote from: LARF on 08 November, 2012, 07:02:30 PM
I have just choked on my Snickers
Isn't that how Michael Hutchence died?
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Quote from: vzzbux on 08 November, 2012, 09:54:12 PM
Quote from: LARF on 08 November, 2012, 07:02:30 PM
I have just choked on my Snickers
Isn't that how Michael Hutchence died?
V
Curiously enough Snickers are called
Strangelwank TM in Germany.
(http://i1165.photobucket.com/albums/q599/SteevTH/dominounderware.jpg)
I have to live with this... Sigh. It's tough, but, you know...
SBT
That's advertising, SBT! Not underwear, but this double denim's so tight you can make out Kylie's ovaries:
http://i3.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article1436185.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Kylie+3 (http://i3.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article1436185.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Kylie+3)
Check the look on those guys' faces.
Prepare to be Mesmerized...
(http://ca.isohunt.com/forum/images/avatars/15590564634bb1ec7670615.gif)
Quote from: sauchie on 15 November, 2012, 10:22:42 PM
That's advertising, SBT! Not underwear, but this double denim's so tight you can make out Kylie's ovaries:
http://i3.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article1436185.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Kylie+3 (http://i3.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article1436185.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Kylie+3)
Check the look on those guys' faces.
Ohhhhh man...
Quote from: sauchie on 15 November, 2012, 10:22:42 PM
That's advertising, SBT! Not underwear, but this double denim's so tight you can make out Kylie's ovaries:
http://i3.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article1436185.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Kylie+3 (http://i3.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article1436185.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Kylie+3)
Check the look on those guys' faces.
Its the contrast in the faces of the man and the woman that 'flank' her in the background that are absolute gold!
Quote from: Colin_YNWA on 16 November, 2012, 06:58:46 AM
Quote from: sauchie on 15 November, 2012, 10:22:42 PM
That's advertising, SBT! Not underwear, but this double denim's so tight you can make out Kylie's ovaries:
http://i3.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article1436185.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Kylie+3 (http://i3.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article1436185.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Kylie+3)
Check the look on those guys' faces.
Its the contrast in the faces of the man and the woman that 'flank' her in the background that are absolute gold!
I love the way she's giving a suggestive hip thrust!
Why isn't this photo in the Would you? thread?
Quote from: Judge von Boom on 16 November, 2012, 12:22:16 PM
Quote from: sauchie on 15 November, 2012, 10:22:42 PM
http://i3.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article1436185.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Kylie+3 (http://i3.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article1436185.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Kylie+3)
Why isn't this photo in the Would you? thread?
Pointless question.
Not underwear but im sure ill be forgiven..
(http://i.imgur.com/MU4me.jpg)
Luca Prins is her name, and Dutch winter swimming is her game.
Quote from: Judge Jack on 25 November, 2012, 01:22:13 PM
Not underwear but im sure ill be forgiven..
(http://i.imgur.com/MU4me.jpg)
Luca Prins is her name, and Dutch winter swimming is her game.
I maybe taking the wrong thing from this photo... but why wear a hat? It ain't going to keep you warm if you are only wearing a bikini!
(Honest, I am straight!)
They're wearing hats?
Ahhhh there they are. You lose much of your body heat through your head and where else will they do the advertising.
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Quote
...but why wear a hat?
<chauvinism>
Looking like that, it's probably a good idea to keep a Dutch Cap handy.
</chauvinism>
This is December. Which is awesome enough but, to be frank, I really didn't want November to end.
(http://beyondhollywood.com/hot/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Kelly-Brook-2012-Lingerie-Calender-12.jpg)
I don't know what sort of calendar I'll get for Christmas but even if it's a Star Trek Ships of the Line calendar, I'll keep posting them up here. After all, it was the regular updates and sense of community it engenderedthat you liked. The pictures of Kelly in underwear were just secondary to that...
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 03 December, 2012, 04:54:54 PM
This is December. Which is awesome enough but, to be frank, I really didn't want November to end.
(http://beyondhollywood.com/hot/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Kelly-Brook-2012-Lingerie-Calender-12.jpg)
She looks eXy.
Just caught an episode of The Fall Guy for the first time in years, and it was as every bit as silly as id remembered it.
What i had forgotten was just what a treat Heather Thomas was to behold.
Must watch more episodes now.
(http://i.imgur.com/CU5UB.jpg)
You know I always thought it was Heather Locklear (in work so won't post a picture, damnit) in Fall Guy, was she in TJ Hooker then? It was one of them I think?
Yep Ms Locklear was in TJ Hooker.
Unfortunately there doesnt seem to be any pics about of her in Police uniform, and in a state of undress, :(
Quote from: Judge Jack on 20 December, 2012, 11:35:03 AM
Yep Ms Locklear was in TJ Hooker.
Unfortunately there doesnt seem to be any pics about of her in Police uniform, and in a state of undress, :(
Now THAT is a shame.
Quote from: Judge von Boom on 20 December, 2012, 02:43:00 PM
Quote from: Judge Jack on 20 December, 2012, 11:35:03 AM
Just caught an episode of The Fall Guy for the first time in years, and it was as every bit as silly as id remembered it. What i had forgotten was just what a treat Heather Thomas was to behold ... Heather Locklear was in TJ Hooker. Unfortunately there doesnt seem to be any pics about of her in Police uniform, and in a state of undress, :(
Now THAT is a shame.
I like Heather best (//http://). Both of those women are sporting frighteningly large hair, sadly neither of them appear able to dance.
Quote from: Judge Jack on 20 December, 2012, 11:35:03 AM
Yep Ms Locklear was in TJ Hooker.
Unfortunately there doesnt seem to be any pics about of her in Police uniform, and in a state of undress, :(
(http://media.celebrity-pictures.ca/Celebrities/Heather-Locklear/Heather-Locklear-569002-small.jpg)
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTuHbtCKjsgik9JhSQGlANif4xqdjQKw2LPCbX2i2E_xgf_IODAk-8dm-4nFw)
(http://heather-locklear.celebritything.com/photos/heather_locklear.jpg)
State of undress does very nicely thank you.
So I'm stuck in a high street underware (sic) shop and a video not dissimilar to this is on a continual loop on a 60 inch high def screen. Marvellous.
Ola Jordan off Strictly in her tims...
http://vimeo.com/51275693 (http://vimeo.com/51275693)
http://cheezburger.com/6850622720
It's a Star Trek 2013 calendar I'm afraid.
I can still post pictures and we can still say "what a marvellous craft. What beautiful lines. Look at those magnificent twin nacelles. What I wouldn't give to be gliding around the heavens inside that."
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 04 January, 2013, 10:41:41 AM
It's a Star Trek 2013 calendar I'm afraid.
Make it not so.
Of all the girlie calendars I have encountered in my travels, Kelly Brooks' was the most.... human.
-cue bagpipes-
(http://www.chrisandphilpresent.co.uk/blogs/hollyweird/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/star-trek-corset.jpg)
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It a bit.... cramped in there isn't it? :lol:
Quote from: vzzbux on 04 January, 2013, 11:35:11 AM
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In n out in Warp 9.4
USS Enterprise NCC-1701-DD
Wow sci fi's inspired lots of cool styles. Like this.
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/reptileking_/p_596_590_85F18252-7EEF-42B9-A7E5-46C9A4108C02.jpg)
Mass Effect maybe, but definitely no Gravity Effect there.
(http://blog.thaeger.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Kelly-Brook-Calendar-2013-January.jpeg)
The new calendar may actually be mostly off-topic. But I shall attempt to keep it up*all year.
*posting monthly.
Give this man a KTT for efforts above and beyond,
Good threads come and go, but the best ones never die.
Definitely off topic - this is swimware not underware (sic). I don't know if I can keep this up...
(http://www.frompstomp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Kelly-Brook-2013-Calendar-02-February.jpg)
Apparently she's split with Thom Evans. He looks angry:
(http://i1.cdnds.net/13/04/618x481/thom-evans_dhedral-ss13_01.jpg)
March
(http://www.mendaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Kelly-Brook-2013-Official-Calendar-4-753x1024.jpg)
Lovely.
(http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/PnJ4Azb5LPBIf5UrbUNPPg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7aD00NzQ7cT04NTt3PTQzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/AccessHollywood/184089.jpg)
Deadly.
I await CFs critique...
The ballistics on her!
I'd still dive in for a motor-board!
Guns? Check! Sex? Check! Zombies?... (http://"http://files.myopera.com/Nomieghirl/albums/1303161/DELLAMORTE%20DELLAMORE%20aka%20CEMETERY%20MAN-POSTER.jpg")working on it.
Quote from: von Boom on 12 March, 2013, 01:13:17 PM
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Wouldn't the recoil on that cause... a lot of problems?
You know, thirty years ago I ate meat. A year ago, I still ate dairy and eggs. But I don't anymore and I never will again.
(Removed by moderator)
What? :D
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 12 March, 2013, 04:07:46 PM
Quote from: von Boom on 12 March, 2013, 01:13:17 PM
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Wouldn't the recoil on that cause... a lot of problems?
Not if she was cold
sorry couldn't resist ;)
Quote from: Proudhuff on 22 March, 2013, 10:20:19 AM
sorry couldn't resist ;)
No prizes for guessing A) what you posted.
B) which moderator removed it. :lol:
Just to be clear, while I'm sure it will become a running joke the posting of images, links, jokes from and about yesterday's incident will result in the deletion of offending posts. Persistent postings will result in... well, you get the idea.
My advice: save it for a giggle/moan down the pub.
So, a censored picture of a woman who may or may not have been a character from 2000AD, gets deleted from a thread showing scantily clad women that was started by moderator here who has strong opinions on the portrayal of women.
This place is getting more bizarre by the day.
Sorry a one note joke that spun from a conversation on here one night 7 it 8 years ago has taken on a life of it's own.
Hardly my fault.
Quote from: Albion on 22 March, 2013, 02:14:04 PM
So, a censored picture of a woman who may or may not have been a character from 2000AD, gets deleted from a thread showing scantily clad women that was started by moderator here who has strong opinions on the portrayal of women.
This place is getting more bizarre by the day.
:lol:
I stand corrected - 10 years ago!
Come on guys think about the pussies kittens!
(http://blogs-images.forbes.com/michaellindenmayer/files/2012/10/kitten11-hartford-edu.jpg)
Quote from: Proudhuff on 22 March, 2013, 02:57:35 PM
Come on guys think about the pussies kittens!
(http://blogs-images.forbes.com/michaellindenmayer/files/2012/10/kitten11-hartford-edu.jpg)
I would.
....give each of those adorable little creatures to a deserving middle class family.
(http://oaeblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/gaffer-tape.jpg)
Quote from: Albion on 22 March, 2013, 02:14:04 PM
So, a censored picture of a woman who may or may not have been a character from 2000AD, gets deleted from a thread showing scantily clad women that was started by moderator here who has strong opinions on the portrayal of women.
This place is getting more bizarre by the day.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't enjoying the madness of it all.
Nice to know people really care about Halo/Gibson/what's-right-and-what-aint-about-attitudes-and-depictons/e.t.c. Be nice if it results in increased sales.
Quote from: Molch-R on 22 March, 2013, 12:17:38 PM
Just to be clear, while I'm sure it will become a running joke the posting of images, links, jokes from and about yesterday's incident will result in the deletion of offending posts. Persistent postings will result in... well, you get the idea.
My advice: save it for a giggle/moan down the pub.
what'd i miss?
Quote from: mogzilla on 22 March, 2013, 05:26:15 PM
what'd i miss?
:rolleyes:
(http://advancedanesthesiaspecialists.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/open-a-can-of-worms.jpg)
Jeez, Molch-R...you used to be cool, man.
And speakin' of boobies - ive only just noticed, but those 'News-in-Briefs' Girls are smart and sexy.
Quote from: Temponaut on 22 March, 2013, 05:30:34 PM
Jeez, Molch-R...you used to be cool, man.
When?!
Cheers
Jim
Quote from: Richmond Clements on 22 March, 2013, 02:28:29 PM
I stand corrected - 10 years ago!
Yeah. People are allowed to change their opinions on things, which is why I mentioned the meat thing. I am sure Rich probably wouldn't start this sort of thread today even if he thought it would have a short lifespan. So I am happy to cut him slack and I dont think this thread should be a rod to beat him with (however funny it is to do so.)
Hell, one day, I might even stop posting on it!
Cheers, Tips.
Not eating meat, you say - I've found myself veering further in that direction... but by christ I love bacon... And mackerel... I bloody love mackerel...
Quote from: Richmond Clements on 22 March, 2013, 07:25:52 PM
Not eating meat, you say - I've found myself veering further in that direction... but by christ I love bacon... And mackerel... I bloody love mackerel...
The past few months have been a fucking laugh riot for those who prefer the bean to the burger. On the other hand, I'm sure there's more naturally occurring iron in horse burgers than all the beans, nuts, wholegrains, dried fruit and green leafy vegetables I have to scoff to avoid anaemia and heart problems.
I have now experienced Canadian bacon and I can confirm it is very good indeed.
I can also confirm that Molcher was never cool, but that he is also a good guy who's simply trying to do his job, while keeping the peace. The best way to cope with the events of the last few days is to remember it's only another daft argument on the internet and we should all try to get along.
PS:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ng09FL_a8Ks/TLmtepcAbYI/AAAAAAAAAFM/ajwU7mbw1U8/s1600/media+picture+1.jpg)
Fuck you, Trout, with your calm reasonableness! This is the Internet!
You've adopted those strange Canadian ways all tol readily.
Cheers
Jim
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 22 March, 2013, 09:25:14 PM
Fuck you, Trout, with your calm reasonableness! This is the Internet!
You've adopted those strange Canadian ways all tol readily.
Cheers
Jim
BACON.
Quote from: Supermarine Troutfire on 22 March, 2013, 09:26:09 PM
BACON.
Mmmmmm..... A food that tastes so good that two major religions have it on a par with fornication!
Quote from: Supermarine Troutfire on 22 March, 2013, 09:26:09 PM
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 22 March, 2013, 09:25:14 PM
Fuck you, Trout, with your calm reasonableness! This is the Internet!
You've adopted those strange Canadian ways all tol readily.
Cheers
Jim
BACON.
He makes a strong counter-argument Jim...
I recently compiled a list of the three things that makes the human race officially awesome, and they were/are
1 - space travel
2 - music
3 - the bacon sandwich
Those who dislike these things are fucking weird and should be viewed with deep suspicion - though veggies get a pass as they invented veggie bacon, an action that is an inherent acknowledgement of the sheer awesomeness of #3 because they simply cannot live without it.
The lass is a veggie and SWEARS by veggie bacon. Keeps her off my real bacon.
Not a euphemism but I'm open.
Agree bear but I counter with
1 - TIME travel
2 - HEAVY STONER DOOM music
3 - the VEGGIE SAUSAGE sandwich <-- which is actually very likeable. Nearly convinced me to give up meat entirely that substitute stuff can be damned tasty.
Wait, dammit Trout's Canadian friendliness has effected us all. IT'S A TRAP. ON WITH THE ARGUING.
TOO MANY POSTS
NOT ENOUGH UNDERWARE
STOP WASTING MY CLICKS!
Quote from: Professor James T Bear on 22 March, 2013, 09:41:17 PM
1 - space travel
2 - music
3 - the bacon sandwich
Yes, yes and yes. You are wise.
It's actually funnier to post here without pictures of ladies in their scanties, if DDD and others are visiting in the hope of a good perv.
Mwah haaaaa haaaaaaaaa!
(http://blog.beliefnet.com/flunkingsainthood/files/import/assets_c/2011/03/LDSMormonGarmentAd1927_jpg-thumb-300x258-21713.jpg)
Bacon is not only tasty, it's versatile!
http://www.rocketfizz.com/index.php?option=com_virtuemart&page=shop.browse&category_id=1&Itemid=80
(And also, in this form, completely and unhappily awful.)
(http://i.imgur.com/Ew3xi.jpg)
According to Total Film, they used this image in the Star Trek: Into Darkness trailer to hide a link to a new poster (presuming this was most likely to be paused on). Dunno who it's meant to be; Nurse Chapel or Yoeman Rand? A handsome lass whoever she is.
(http://cdn.mos.totalfilm.com/images/s/star-trek-into-darkness-reveals-a-new-poster-130705-a-1363882502-470-75.jpg)
'Tis the young [spoiler]Carol Marcus, Original Kirk's old squeeze and mother of his son David[/spoiler], I believe. Thus far her inclusion is the most interesting thing about this movie.
And it appears that I have made my ridiculously pathetic 15,000th post on this, of all threads, and didn't even offer an ObPic. I think it is time to withdraw from proceedings, for the time being at least.
*raises vulcan eyebrow*
Fascinating.
Quote from: TordelBack on 25 March, 2013, 11:44:47 AM
I think it is time to withdraw from proceedings, for the time being at least.
Aww, don't go, TB!
(Or, at least, come back soon if you need the break.)
Cheers
Jim
Quote from: TordelBack on 25 March, 2013, 11:44:47 AM
'Tis the young [spoiler]Carol Marcus, Original Kirk's old squeeze and mother of his son David[/spoiler], I believe. Thus far her inclusion is the most interesting thing about this movie.
I was watching Kahn the other day and realised her appearance was a foregone conclusion - to avoid Kirk basically being a Deadbeat Dad, she has to turn up so she can be killed off. Then Kirk can have revenge for her death on top of the revenge for the other deaths in the trailer, and the revenge for the death of his dad he got in the previous film. Because reboot Kirk is more intresting and comp-lick-ate-id than the old one who is for nerds.
Less talk more underwear.
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Quote from: vzzbux on 25 March, 2013, 04:49:43 PM
Less talk more underwear.
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I like where he's going with this...
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 25 March, 2013, 11:57:49 AM
Quote from: TordelBack on 25 March, 2013, 11:44:47 AM
I think it is time to withdraw from proceedings, for the time being at least.
Aww, don't go, TB! (Or, at least, come back soon if you need the break.)
Seconded, although what a thread in which to have this conversation. Star Wars forums/facebook don't deserve you.
Quote from: vzzbux on 25 March, 2013, 04:49:43 PM
Less talk more underwear.
Or is it more talk and
less underwear (going on the pic)?! ;)
Quote from: vzzbux on 25 March, 2013, 04:49:43 PM
Less talk more underwear.
(http://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/449683983/Free-Shipping-font-b-High-b-font-Quality-Wholesale-Sexy-women-s-lingerie-underwear-Pink-Lycra.jpg)
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I've seen postage stamps that cover more space than what this lady is wearing.
Not that I'm complaining, you understand...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6lL5pbIImY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6lL5pbIImY)
Here's some, they've spelt it wrong though...
(http://www.infovisual.info/06/img_en/033%20women%20underwear.jpg)
Here's 1 of 2 in case folk are desperate. I must say, I prefer 2 of 2 though...
(http://www.infovisual.info/06/img_en/032%20Women%20sleepwear.jpg)
Fan of the Girdle. Very sexy.
Then lets see a photo of you wearing one then....
Sorry, got have to give to recieve. How much? :lol:
Sorry, I have another question - on Pete's posting 1 of 2 there is a picture of briefs.
Why are they labelled briefs, as they are clearly gaint pants and not brief at all ?
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She better not go jogging in that.... Thanks a nuclear bra... Cause you'll fall out of it.
I'm too embarrassed to make a pervy comment cause I know you're looking at this thread Doc.
And that reply makes my carful watching of you lot all so worth while...
Quote from: vzzbux on 01 April, 2013, 08:54:43 PM
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Ah f-ck it!!! Wouldn't mind polishing off those Easter Eggs!. :P
Goodnight.
Poor girl. Her back will pay for those things in the years to come.
Quote from: Professor James T Bear on 01 April, 2013, 11:27:56 PM
Poor girl. Her back will pay for those things in the years to come.
I think it was probably spending time on her back which paid for those things in the first place.
Vanessa Paradis, yum.
(http://www.tunc.biz/rock_vanessa_paradis_lingerie.jpg)
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Of likely interest to Squaxx of certain age (and one gentleman in particular), Wendy James discusses her perennial absence of the above.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xkkesz_transvision-vamp-wendy-james-talks-knickers-on-kids-tv_sexy#.UYztqdd385Y
Please grud, just grant me a time machine and an entirely different existence...
Oh Wendy... :-[
Quote from: TordelBack on 10 May, 2013, 02:02:50 PM
Of likely interest to Squaxx of certain age (and one gentleman in particular), Wendy James discusses her perennial absence of the above.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xkkesz_transvision-vamp-wendy-james-talks-knickers-on-kids-tv_sexy#.UYztqdd385Y
Please grud, just grant me a time machine and an entirely different existence...
Is it time for Tiplodicus to tell his Wendy James story again? :D
Wendy James was my first pop crush (very possibly because of that Saturday Superstore appearance) and I want to hear this story!
Also...am I the only one that still listens to Velveteen and thinks it's vastly underrated?
me too! - the crush AND wanting the story!
C'mon Tips, spill!
Gentlemen, you're welcome:
http://forums.2000adonline.com/index.php?topic=10901.0 (http://forums.2000adonline.com/index.php?topic=10901.0)
Quote from: Trout on 10 May, 2013, 10:23:11 PM
Gentlemen, you're welcome:
http://forums.2000adonline.com/index.php?topic=10901.0 (http://forums.2000adonline.com/index.php?topic=10901.0)
Cor, lucky bugger. I'd have taken a beating for a bit of Wendy thigh!
Over a decade old now, that post - Tips probably needs to take a pill to enjoy that memory now. I imagine this is what growing up in the Facebook generation must be like: every thigh you ever licked would be there forever, and probably used to sell you serious injury insurance.
Mmmmmmmmm. Wendy James' thigh.
How have I never heard this marvellous story before?
I'm amazed there is anybody left who hasn't heard it. I trot it out more often than the Cam Kennedy "Kenny Who" story.
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 11 May, 2013, 02:31:24 PM
I'm amazed there is anybody left who hasn't heard it. I trot it out more often than the Cam Kennedy "Kenny Who" story.
I never get tired of that one, either. :P
Fuckinell. Wendy James used to play pool in my local pub, in a very improbable turn of events for a small midlands Irish town. Sadly I was too young to get in. My mate got a pound note signed by her and a game of pool with her, the bastard
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 11 May, 2013, 02:31:24 PM
I'm amazed there is anybody left who hasn't heard it. I trot it out more often than the Cam Kennedy "Kenny Who" story.
Your story's better. You should do a comic of it.
(http://www.mendaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Kelly-Brook-2013-Official-Calendar-5-740x1024.jpg)
I was going to quietly stop posting on this thread in the hope that you stop using it as a rod to beat up Richmond with but, seeing as it's already bubbled back to the surface...
I would suggest she is not suitably attired for riding a motorcycle.
For a start she hasn't got a helmet.
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 17 May, 2013, 05:09:19 PM
For a start she hasn't got a helmet.
She can have mine if she likes.
(That joke represents everything that is wrong with everything today)
Quote from: Albion on 17 May, 2013, 06:14:55 PM
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 17 May, 2013, 05:09:19 PM
For a start she hasn't got a helmet.
She can have mine if she likes.
(That joke represents everything that is wrong with everything today)
You're a disgrace. A very, very funny disgrace.
Nice one Albion.... :lol:
Was waiting patiently for someone to say that one !!...
Nice posts Tiplodocus
She could have my helmet as well....
Mines' needs a bit of a polish though !!
See...there's always someone who takes it too far !! :-[
I wish I understood this, but perhaps it is better if I didn't.
And in case you think it cant get any more groan-worthy...
Would she need a helmet with those twin airbags to protect her?
Y'know, there has been some serious behind the scenes discussion on locking this thread as it does send out a pretty bad image for the site. And yes, I know I started it 10 years ago (10 years ago today, as it happens).
These last few posts have kind of cemented it for me. So, as I was the one to start it (as an off the cuff joke one night), I shall lock it after this post.
No doubt I'll be a grumpy killjoy Mr Negative... but hey, I'll just have to find a way to live with that. Meantime, I'll leave it with this:
(http://cdn.comicartfans.com/Images/Category_2094/subcat_4838/venus_scan.jpg)