Godders

[TordelBack]

Well that's the Green fields ruined for me now... 

It's what he would have wanted.

[JayzusB.Christ]

Was Roger only 16?

"...when he lost his virginity to a w**king machine/
Well I hope he came quick/
And I hope he came clean/
Young Roger Godpleton was he always obscene?/
Did it beat his m**t slowly/
Did it milk his s**k wholey..."

Tordelback, you are the lifeblood of this board.

[Trout]

All this time I was wasting
Hoping you would come around
I've been giving out chances every time
And all you do is let me down

And it's taking me this long

Baby but I figured you out

And you're're thinking we'll be fine again

But not this time around


You don't have to call anymore

I won't pick up the phone

This is the last straw

Don't wanna hurt anymore


And you can say that you're're sorry

But I don't believe you baby

Like I did before

You're're not sorry, no, no, no, no


Looking so innocent

I might believe you if I didn't know

Could've loved you all my life

If you hadn't left me waiting in the cold


And you got your share of secrets

And I'm tired of being last to know

And now you're're asking me to listen

Cause it's worked each time before


But you don't have to call anymore

I won't pick up the phone

This is the last straw

Don't wanna hurt anymore


And you can tell me that you're sorry

But I don't believe you baby

Like I did before

You're're not sorry, no, no, oh

You're're not sorry, no, no, oh


You had me falling for you honey

And it never would've gone away, no

You used to shine so bright

But I watched all of it fade


So you don't have to call anymore

I won't pick up the phone

This is the last straw

There's nothing left to beg for


And you can tell me that you're're sorry

But I don't believe you baby

Like I did before

You're're not sorry, no, no, oh

You're're not sorry, no, no, oh

No, oh, no, oh, no oh

Whoa, no, no

[JayzusB.Christ]

Your're Mom's been giving out chances every time

[Hawkmumbler]

I'm afraid I don't recal 'Roger'. What exactly did he do that was so offensive?

[Proudhuff]

What did Roger do to get banned?  I missed that bit. EDIT: Apart, of course, from my'y mom.

He posted a picture of Tom Hardy as Bane on the Dark Knight Returns thread ... next to a picture of an anus being stretched to improbable lengths by ten fingers, which looked very much like the design of Bane's respirator. If you ask me, it was a case of suicide by cop (well, moderator), and I'm sure Roger's happier where he is now - he has plenty of lush, green fields to run around in, the air is cleaner, and he has plenty of other dogs to play with.

  Thanks, though, was wondering what it was he did.

[Spikes]

Wouldnt it be nice to commission a memorial painting of Roger by that bloke who does those unicorn/obama mash-ups.
The end result would be summat else, i'd imagine.

[Colin Zeal]

He's like the Littlest hobo, already moved on to another forum where the inhabitants need him more than we do.

[TordelBack]

He's like the Littlest hobo, already moved on to another forum where the inhabitants need his Mom more than we do.

You know the drill.

[JayzusB.Christ]

Your're Mom knows the drill.

[Trout]

Bring back Roger!

[Hawkmumbler]

What a legend.