2000A.D. advertising slogans

[DavidXBrunt]

A simple but fun way to generate publicity slogans for 2000 A.D.

Or if you're really childish you could just put the word 'cock' in the generator instead.

Link: It's theat 2000A.D. feeling

[Tanky]

'Beware of expensive cock.'

Sound advice there...

As you were then :)

[Funt Solo]

"Happiness is Cock-Shaped."

"If You've Got the Time, We've Got the Cock."

"Behold the Power of Cock."


:)

[Funt Solo]

"Ding-Dong! Cock Calling!"

That's too funny.

"Don't Just Book It, Cock It."

[SamuelAWilkinson]

"Cock: The Other White Meat."
"Plink, Plink, Cock."

This never stops being funny. Except for this one, which is WAAAAY wrong:

"Silly Rabbit, Cock is for Kids."

[Funt Solo]

Vagina's quite good as well (that's not a slogan, but these are):

"I Wish I Were a Vagina Weiner."

"Schtop! This Vagina is not Ready Yet!"

"Step Into The Vagina."

[pauljholden]

I was gonna try 'Apathy' but I couldn't be arsed.

-pj

[pauljholden]

Or, if you don't like apathy you could try masturbation.
uhm...
Good Honest Masturbation Since 1896.
-pj

[Wils]

"Wow! I Could Have Had a Felching!"

"Gives A Meal Felching-Appeal"

"Welcome To Felching Country"

"Felching Keeps Going and Going"

"It's Felching Time"

"Super Felching is Almost Here"

"Wouldn't You Rather Be Felching?"

"Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Felching!"

[DavidXBrunt]

Nobody better lay a finger on my arse

[DavidXBrunt]

Oh and just because I was curious I typed in HIS name and got...

8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Scojo.

[Carlsborg Expert]

Shake the Bottle, Wake the Yoghurt Cannon.

[Steve Green]

"Made to Make Your Arse Water..."

Just imagining that as a jingle...

- Steve

[SamuelAWilkinson]

"There's Always Room For Boobies"
"When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Boobies."

[ThryllSeekyr]

I can't believe it's not vagina.

Let the vagian begin.

You always have time for vagina.

The vagina bars are on me.