The Official non-offensive but you know what I mean' swear words thread

[SamuelAWilkinson]

Spoffjob.

[Peter Wolf]

         C***oxes   !
 
           In memory of  Dave   Bedford   -   Lees
                        [sniff]
      It   was his word.       He invented it.
               
        I   have now shared it here

  Everyone start  saying it.      It will spread.

       It will end up in the oxford  dictionary   one  day.


         [I dont know if i can use it here or not]

[Large48]

Scunthorpe........

[mogzilla]

tharg goes on about us holding his mighty organ...does anyone else feel dirty?

[Queen Firey-Bou]

saw a kids programme where the scottish place names of 'AUchtermuchtie' , 'ekklefeckin' ( excuse spelling m'laud ) and so on were used as expletives, mighty funny it was too.

funniest swear ever was last night, when my darling littl'un, in frustration at crap tele or something, suddenly yelled out " f***ing c*ck !!" at the top of her voice, & was then embarassed & proud in equal measure.  we were frankly too shocked to react...

[Roger Godpleton]

Once I was messing about with a "Name your Character" jobby on a videogame*, trying to see what swears I would and would not be allowed.

I'm not lying here, "Toynbee" got blocked.



*It was Soul Calibur 3.

[skurvy]

Berk is good rhyming slang - Berkeley Hunt...

[Peter Wolf]

    That was meant to be  Someones going to . . . . . . .   pay !   but it still implies the word as you still hear it in your mind.    Better not do it then.

[Peter Wolf]

         Micheal             Hunt     ?

[johnnystress]

B. Oddie

[LARF]

Grimsby

Mablethorpe

Slough

[johnnystress]

Muff

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[Funt Solo]

An old automated chat room program used to kick people out if they (rarely) mentioned Scunthorpe or their rare pet cockatoo.  Wristwatch was also a kickable offence.

[LARF]

Splot*


(*pronounced as Splo if you live there and don't want to say what it's really called)

[gurnard]

Hey, Tweak72

Speaking as someone who lives in Belgium, that is offensive.  Any country that produces the best beer and chocolate in the world cannot be seen as a detrimental term surely ;-)