The Official non-offensive but you know what I mean' swear words thread

[paulvonscott]

Don't take fuck AND cunt into the shower...

Use FUNT!

Good to see you about, Jim.  Where do you go for the winter?

[davidbishop]

twatspin

fishspanner

knobcheese

Hugh Jardon

[Tweak72]

Oh sorry if your offended but I was quoting from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams. Which I would point out may offend you further so dont read it. Defiantly avoid the second radio series as you wouldnâ??t like it at all.
:)

[Jim_Campbell]

"Good to see you about, Jim."

Why, thankew, Herr VonScott. Actually, I are mostly bin lurking ...

"Where do you go for the winter?"

I'm a sad old goth ... I go out during the winter, when there's no chance of me actually tanning.

Come the summer, I retreat indoors and spend my time posting drivel to message boards from the shadows.

Although ... my shiny new laptop has found an unsecured wireless network in my local pub, so if I start making even less sense than normal, you'll know why!

Cheers

Jim

[Wils]

Pimhole
Shote bag
Fuskers
Pumpslider
Lesbotic

[-Dunk!-]

Farscape created Frell from fuckin hell.

Doesn't BSG use Frack?

Fuckin crack?
Fuckin roof rack?
Fuckin nice rack?

or am i missing something really obvious?

[Peter Wolf]

              Fuck  it  !   cant think of any more .

[Funt Solo]

Ching-wao tsao duh liou mahng!