Bring back the Sci-Fi Special please.

[Roger Godpleton]

Slaine: The Bride of Cum.

Apologies to whoever came up with that. (I said "came").

[ukdane]

Having learnt the secret to Tharg's ThrillPower the Dictators of Zrag launch an attack on the house of Tharg.

[Bouwel]

It was probably just a part of some Meltdown Man.

At least it wasn't leaft by Rogue Pooper....

-Bouwel-

[Dog Deever]

I proud to have that one, except that somebody split their seed over inside cover page.

It's not as bad as it sounds, excpet if I show this book to somebody else or even try to resell it. They might think it's my handiwork.

Both pages next to he inside cover were stuck like somebody had to spilt their nut juice/cookies over it.
It seems a strange assumption to immediately jump to, doesn't it?'

Well, this was something I noticed when I first got the book awhile ago.

The page next to inside cover page at the front of the book which I had to pry apart with a ruler.The damage is mainly on the second page rihght at the top where the words Lexicon are..I only just noticed the same thing was done to the second last page at the back of the book yesterday. I guess I never bothered to try opening that page until then.The damage is slightly more noticable. Whatever it it was the sticky stuff seems to be applied in a uniforrm fashion on the edges of the page. So they might not be the body fluids I thought they were. Probably just Glag glue or some of what ever books are bound with. Perhaps the sellerpurposely did this while repairing the book. I think there it does look suspiciously like love butter been split in excitiment. But thats the only place in the book where it's happned . So might really be glue. LIke who would actualley get excited over a Lexicon. Even if it's written in French.

"Wasn't me and I'm not sure who it was."

I wonder if this is what Simon Bilesy did
"I just like to say I prefer his painting with a brush and real paint than that other type of painting that men generally do up against the toilet wall in pubs."

I love his work, but that doesn't mean I want to buy his used toilet paper.

Well while I love his work, but thast as far as the love goes. Actuallely I shouldn't accuse him. He proabbly doesn't know. The seller probably does'nt know. Maybe the people in cutom or the mail sorting room know about this.

As long as there is a Slaine, there'll be a Thryllseeker!

Actualley, I'm only being sustained on the reprints so far.

There's tits and a mickey on the cover. Of course it's full of jizz
 

Only on the inside cover pages.

He might have smelt it y'know.

It must have been the scratch and sniff edition.

There's no odour, that might distiniguish betwent body fluids or  glue.

Now, I wonder if glue is made from body fluids. I do know it's some sort of animal product.

Overall, I not going to make big fusss over this. Not any bigger than I already have. I doen't want to see habit of this. It's bad thing for ghraphic novels and any chance of a future sale. Not that I was really planning that.

Please! Stop! I have a bust rib and the tears of laughter from this thread is killing me- my sides really are splitting!
Brilliant.

[ThryllSeekyr]

I think thread has thread deviated from it's intentianal path pathway, enough. My fault really, I guess, but I think thsi has been been discusssed to death.

I can't think of anymore jism gags.

[Bouwel]

I can't think of anymore jism gags.

'Cum On! I'm sure you can if you think hard enough about it

-Bouwel-

[Cactus]

Yes, we didn't think it too many.

[The Legendary Shark]

"2000AD and Palm Lord Summer Special 2009, comes bagged with a small sachet of creator droids' intimate fluids and a voucher for 25% off boxing gloves."

Thrills to include:

Judge Dredd in The Day the Law Jizzed
Shako in Come Dancing (on Ice)
Durham Red (no story here, just tits and arse)
Sinister Dexter in Ray and Finny Make a Porno
Tharg the Mighty in The Dick Tasters of Zrag
Reprint material - Slime Flies

Might work...

...but probably not. Is it time for my tablets, yet?