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I give up.
You are wrong and I am right.
If you still don't understand, with respect, you are thick.

Quality not quantity, Scojo.

Instead of an award you should be publically shamed for using up 2000ADonline's bandwidth with your nonsense.

Instead of a reward you should be penalised for wasting our time by whittering on about yourself instead of 2000AD.

I would say you owe each of us a tenner, compensation for loss of earnings.

See you in the small claims court.

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Oooh, I'd LOVE a collection of Necronauts.

But I'd feel silly buying a hardcover edition of Shakara, it's a bit of a light read.

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Scojo, stop squirming and admit you're wrong for once!

Mr Whit quite correctly said Dredd is not truly a fascist. You told him he was wrong then backed it up with arguments so woolly you're still having to justify yourself. Face it, he was right in the first place!

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Sorry Scojo, I don't normally go in for the playground-style "you're wrong and I'm right" tactics of which you're so fond, but in this case I have to make an exception. You're completely wrong.
You say Judges are the secret police of the future. If so, why do they wear bright yellow birds on their shoulders? A bit conspicuous, don't you think?
You say Dredd cannot question his actions. Have you not read the Democracy stories?
You then completely derail your own assertion "Dredd is a Fascist" by saying there is no difference between Fascism and Communism!
And what is a self-proclaimed writer doing saying "They are just words". Words are all you have! Knowing what they mean so you can use them effectively is a fairly major part of being a writer.

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Glimmer Rats - Couldn't read because of the art. So I have no opinion on the writing.

Raindogs - A convincingly written future world and female characters done better than, say, Durham Red.

Necronauts - Fantabulastic. Quite simply the best thing I'd read in 2000AD for at least ten years.

Storming Heaven - I've said so many times before why I liked this. It was completely different to what we're used to in 2000AD (and don't give me that Zenith rubbish) and was a fine example of a writer playing brilliantly to his artist's strengths.

Also Reefer Madness was great and Missionary Man is surely a classic character.

Satanus, Mean Machine and such recent Dredd gems as The Big Lie and Couch Potatoes prove Gordon is second to none when it comes to doing justice to established characters. Therefore I  am really looking forward to seeing what he does with Rogue.

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"Necronauts - great art (who says colour is better than black and white?)"

Nobody. Colour is for girls.

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No, really they weren't OK first time! I'm sure there's as much, if not more, mileage to be had from 'Nestel' than 'Rennie'. It just seems a bit pointless and unfunny.

Nathan of the unmockable surname.

Don't know if you're in a minority, but I at least disagree with you. There's no reason
why a story with drugs in it must have been written by a drug-user. Is Strontium Dog written by a mutant bounty hunter? Are Future Shock scripts delivered by time-machine? Writers are able to _make up_ stuff.

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'I think I assumed at the time that Gunnar has made a sudden movement, like extended his shoulder stock or something rather than actual telekinesis. '

So even as a child you came up with a more credible rationalisation than poor old GF-D !

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I know, I just didn't think it was polite to mention.

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I agree with you about the Dave Gibbons influence.

The cockernee gangster was Carver Hale. Dylan Teague did ink some of that but it was mostly drawn by Mike Perkins.
Dylan also inks Warthog in the Megazine.

Staz Johnson drew the Future Shock 'Old Red' about the horny giant space whale.

David Roach did some great work on Anderson and Nemesis the Warlock.

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They decided to keep it.

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There were bent judges in the men's toilets?

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