"How To Self Publish!!!"

[Trout]

Well, you could start by learning how to punctuate.

Anyway, I've acquired a copy of said exhaustive guide and will donate it to anyone who wants it.

Let me know and I'll stick it in the post.
Is the sendmail still down?

- Trout

[Tweak72]

"Anyway, I've acquired a copy..."

You make it sound so sordid, in a journalistic way. With images of dirty crumpled envelops passed under smoke filled pub tables full of used fivers.

Iâ??ll get me coatâ?¦

[Art]

It's the road to ruin! (but quite fun at times)

[TordelBack]

I hear it's a good way to find God.

[Matt Timson]

I'm on the verge of self publishing.  I'm going the feeble route though...

Link: http://www.lulu.com/uk" target="_blank">lulu.com

[Art]

Pah! Anyone without sore thumbs from folding and stapling and a cough from inhaling too much toner is taking the weak path!

[Art]

Pah! Anyone without sore thumbs from folding and stapling and a cough from inhaling too much toner is taking the weak path!

[Trout]

It came as part of a job lot of stuff! Nothing sordid...

[Buddy]

Before I volunteer for its posession, can I ask what it is?

[Trout]

It's a guide to self-publishing. It's a printed thing, A4 size, produced by some bloke who does his own comics.

It's got sections on everything you could possibly hope to know about the subject, and art from someone called PJ Holden, among others.

- Trout

[Wils]

But no section on punctuation? ;)

[Trout]

Don't make me angry.

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. ;-)

[Wils]

You must be joyous company walking around market stalls.

"Rrrrargh! Trouty SMASH misplaced apostrophes!" ;)

[Trout]

When I read Eats Shoots and Leaves I knew I was no longer alone in the universe.

[SamuelAWilkinson]

God, that was a great feeling, wasn't it?