I'm back and I mean business.
How fare you sir, i'm as straight as a banana and shit rainbows!
Straight indeed!
aah, one of the best threads ever (http://forums.2000adonline.com/index.php?topic=23629.0), so many banned boarders
*nostalgic sigh* Although it seems those excerpts from The Straightener have disappeared from the internet, Jobo is still spouting shite on his blog:
QuoteZeeraclluzegj
A bell rings once and its echo remains until Zeeraclluzegj is fixed and calling forth Zqelxoix to bind the edges and close further interference by portal streams. A great calm follows and magnificent feelings manifest; sight, sound, smell, touch, taste, and hearing becoming as one.
Sentients begin the filling process and the orgasm begins. Entering through funnels, the billions flow until Balzxejacht is reached and the funnels collapse to leave the final and ultimate destination ahead - a single point in a void. A call so strong and yet so gentle. An enticing, bewitching silence, that pulls that which can only be drawn. Onward, as all becomes quiet and peaceful. Onward as all emotion is relinquished and dissipated in the wake of the traveller. Onward as all knowledge is relinquished and dissipated in the wake of the traveller. Onward as the point is reached and the traveller is relinquished and dissipated in the wake of the truth, which holds no truth; the truth which holds no fear; the truth which holds nothing but nothing itself and gives itself up to the experience of the knowing of the Xexolian vortex and its gift of nothing.
And Django Zoon: The Straightener apparently has a new sub-title: "Top time and space bastard" (I kid you not). Doesn't seem to have been picked up by any actual publishers though...
I don't have a feckin clue WTF is going on here... :o
Quote from: Proudhuff on 20 September, 2016, 10:03:08 AM
I don't have a feckin clue WTF is going on here... :o
Having just read the thread in question I wish I didn't!
Bloody hell. I missed that thread the first time round.
See the bit where Bouwel wished Robin Williams was dead? You're sick, Bouwel, sick. You killed Robin Williams. Why did you kill Robin Williams? Nobody should write anything on the internet ever.
Quote from: Dandontdare on 20 September, 2016, 09:21:04 AM
aah, one of the best threads ever (http://forums.2000adonline.com/index.php?topic=23629.0), so many banned boarders *nostalgic sigh*
It also becomes clear towards the end that there a lot of deleted posts in the thread, rather spoiling the flow of the bile.
I still can't believe I actually read the whole first chapter of that drivel. And it's about me!
Blimey, I thought this thread would be just a stupid waste of time, but it turns out I DO need something straightened - I have an A3 block of paper which weirdly wasn't cut straight in the factory - it's ever so slightly off. If you could come round and straighten it that would be awesome.
Do you do teeth? Mine are like a vandalised graveyard.
It must've been optioned for a franchise at this stage - at least it's still available from Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/Django-Zoon-Straightener-Jobo-Pooks/dp/1481103318/ref=sr_1_fkmr0_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1474378145&sr=8-1-fkmr0&keywords=The+straightener+django+zoom
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 20 September, 2016, 02:18:58 PM
Do you do teeth? Mine are like a vandalised graveyard.
Well, I can have a bash at making them all the same...
well' that made the adventures or thryllseeker and his raincoat seem tame!
There were giants in the Earth in those days (Genesis 6:4).
Giant knobheads, that is.
I can't believe that was eight years ago.
Fair play, I remembered the name. And I can't even remember the name of... you know... thingy.
It's like Halo Jones Book 2, but with less naked feet.
I'm just absolutely flabbergasted that someone thought THIS was a good place to advertise a porno novel. I'd be hard pressed to find a more immature group of collective 40 something year old's outside of Facebook!
Quote from: Hawkmumbler on 20 September, 2016, 04:33:53 PM
I'm just absolutely flabbergasted that someone thought THIS was a good place to advertise a porno novel. I'd be hard pressed to find a more immature group of collective 40 something year old's outside of Facebook!
That's what she said!!!111!!!!!1
Heh, that's a good read. He has written another novel, not featuring Mr Django Zoom... Wolf Cries Man. Which has an interesting synopsis, quoted and given my emphasis and slight grammatical adjustment to avoid WALL OF TEXT (because you don't want to miss some of the stuff in here):
QuoteThe writing for Wolf cries man started out in 1999 and the book in 2003, but the content has always been with me in one form or another. A separate piece of work entitled, a unique reality was merged with it in 2010.
A work that has developed over the years, Wolf cries man began its life as a few pages of scribbling, moving on to automatic writing and later to the product of thoughts derived from and linked to other levels of consciousness that are not remote or running alongside other levels, but are actually just one level with many levels running at a single point of observation that can be accessed at the same point of observation using thought energy, which literally means: Every level is happening now and there is no travelling involved. Wolf cries man was, is, and will forever be an observation.
As a child, I thought that God was external to me. As I grew, I questioned God existence. I asked: "If God is the ultimate creator then what created God?" The searching began and it was only after my total understanding and knowing of my solipsism, I came to know that I was the ultimate creator of my experience and I was the God I was searching for.
Sometimes, it's hard to see the wood for the trees - the searching ended and I became free. What once was a form of expression to the others I deemed as separate from me when Wolf Cries Man was born and developed, has turned into something that is simply Me, I, Us, We, God, creating the writers and the readers and the players and the actors with an ultimate goal of keeping the creator busy in observation and so, if I were to summarise Wolf Cries Man into a single sentence it would be: Wolf Cries Man is merely Jibber Jabber in a lonely God's game of hide-and-seek for one.
QuoteWolf Cries Man is merely Jibber Jabber in a lonely God's game of hide-and-seek for one.
WTF does this even mean?! :lol:
I'm consious I'm often ignorant and so the solution here is clear, just read that thread in the linkie... but based on the comments here I'm thinking ignorance might be bliss?
Wow, there's some crazy-shit threads floating around in the bowels of the forum isn't there. Wonder what else is lurking....
Not sure if I've come across this before, but it has a familiar ring to it - Roger's quips may have been re-used for other threads, the OP seems identical to every other 'colourful' newbie that somehow finds this forum every few years or so, and this particular post made me chuckle....
(http://i.imgur.com/uDgLvFQ.jpg)
Quote from: Your're Mom on 20 September, 2016, 08:07:41 AM
I'm back and I mean business.
But what if my business is punctuation?
Damn, actually looking through a few "arguments" I had with Roger, I was a right miserable twat in 2012, how did you all put up with 16 year old me for that long?
Quote from: Hawkmumbler on 20 September, 2016, 11:11:35 PM
Damn, actually looking through a few "arguments" I had with Roger, I was a right miserable twat in 2012, how did you all put up with 16 year old me for that long?
16 is the average mental, nay prerequisite age here
Quote from: Hawkmumbler on 20 September, 2016, 11:11:35 PM
Damn, actually looking through a few "arguments" I had with Roger, I was a right miserable twat in 2012, how did you all put up with 16 year old me for that long?
Your mom!
Quote from: Hawkmumbler on 20 September, 2016, 11:11:35 PM
Damn, actually looking through a few "arguments" I had with Roger, I was a right miserable twat in 2012, how did you all put up with 16 year old me for that long?
Well the fact that reminds us you are only 20 means your a twat now too!!!!
Quote from: Colin YNWA on 21 September, 2016, 06:37:58 AM
Quote from: Hawkmumbler on 20 September, 2016, 11:11:35 PM
Damn, actually looking through a few "arguments" I had with Roger, I was a right miserable twat in 2012, how did you all put up with 16 year old me for that long?
Well the fact that reminds us you are only 20 means your a twat now too!!!!
Hoy, 21 come this time next week, and I'll still be a twat! And probably a bit of a dick as well!
Straighten that!
Grud, there's some names of that list I'd totally forgotten about... Peter Wolf!! :o
Quote from: Proudhuff on 21 September, 2016, 11:56:47 AM
Grud, there's some names of that list I'd totally forgotten about... Peter Wolf!! :o
He discovered Twitter, which seems to suit his stream-of-consciousness randomness more. He's racked up over 87,000 tweets in five years, which works out to one every thirty minutes, every single hour of every single day. You'll be unsurprised to learn that he's pro-Trump.
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 21 September, 2016, 01:26:24 PM
Quote from: Proudhuff on 21 September, 2016, 11:56:47 AM
Grud, there's some names of that list I'd totally forgotten about... Peter Wolf!! :o
He discovered Twitter, which seems to suit his stream-of-consciousness randomness more. He's racked up over 87,000 tweets in five years, which works out to one every thirty minutes, every single hour of every single day. You'll be unsurprised to learn that he's pro-Trump.
He sounds like a delight. :lol:
Quote from: Hawkmumbler on 21 September, 2016, 01:38:56 PM
He sounds like a delight. :lol:
Well, he's got twice as many followers as me, and I've been on a Twitter a year longer, so I'm clearly Doing It Wrong™.
aw, he was okay. He was on the original Hell-Trek to Inverness for Hi-Ex 2010 and we had a great time. He did have, shall we say, one or two anger management issues (not at the con but generally from his posts).
IIRC he was banned when he proposed continuing an online argument in a more, umm, physical manner at the next con.
Actually it may have been Jim that he was arguing with, now I come to think about it!
I'm sooo glad I don't tweet or whatever its called :D
Wasn't Roger G on that Helltrek too?
Quote from: Dandontdare on 21 September, 2016, 02:10:10 PM
Actually it may have been Jim that he was arguing with, now I come to think about it!
Not guilty! I've only ever been threatened once on here, and it wasn't by Peter, with whom I maintained an oddly-cordial relationship.
Helltrek 2012:
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c118/button71/hiex2012015.jpg)
They ended up eating Gavin somewhere in the wilds of Calhab after the wheels fell off.
Quote from: Proudhuff on 21 September, 2016, 02:23:20 PM
Wasn't Roger G on that Helltrek too?
Indeed - and he couldn't have been more different than his online persona - young, quiet and shy, very nice chap.
Yeah, 'Roger' was always a complete gent in any off-forum interactions I had with him. I know his abrasive online affectations annoyed many here, but personally I loved his nihilist saboteur schtick. And the Wolf has some bizarre politics-which-are-not-mine, but he was always a very decent bloke at heart. And a Bellardinelli fan of his magnitude gets all sorts of free passes from me.
I spoke to Rog a fair bit on the Wednesday Night Chat way back. He was a good egg and, like _Krustabi_, I rather enjoyed his sense humour.
My enduring memory of Rog at Hi-EX was him spotting Dode and I in the street and him turning tail and running away... :D
Dear Grud, we're not that scary are we...?
Quote from: Proudhuff on 22 September, 2016, 07:51:29 PM
My enduring memory of Rog at Hi-EX was him spotting Dode and I in the street and him turning tail and running away... :D
Dear Grud, we're not that scary are we...?
Not sure, i'll tell you when I see you at Thought Bubble.
'Soon...veeery sooon....'
Quote from: Spikes on 20 September, 2016, 10:40:30 PM
Wow, there's some crazy-shit threads floating around in the bowels of the forum isn't there. Wonder what else is lurking....
IIRC it's not a good idea to ask for iPod technical advice unless you have a penchant for cheese.
Quote from: Tjm86 on 22 September, 2016, 08:03:56 PM
Quote from: Spikes on 20 September, 2016, 10:40:30 PM
Wow, there's some crazy-shit threads floating around in the bowels of the forum isn't there. Wonder what else is lurking....
IIRC it's not a good idea to ask for iPod technical advice unless you have a penchant for cheese.
And somewhere to stick it..,.
Quote from: Proudhuff on 22 September, 2016, 07:51:29 PM
Dear Grud, we're not that scary are we...?
Yes. Yes you are. Both of you.
Quote from: Tjm86 on 22 September, 2016, 08:03:56 PM
Quote from: Spikes on 20 September, 2016, 10:40:30 PM
Wow, there's some crazy-shit threads floating around in the bowels of the forum isn't there. Wonder what else is lurking....
IIRC it's not a good idea to ask for iPod technical advice unless you have a penchant for cheese.
... and slugs are not interchangeable with toilet paper
Quote from: Dog Deever on 21 September, 2016, 05:31:14 PM
I spoke to Rog a fair bit on the Wednesday Night Chat way back. He was a good egg and, like _Krustabi_, I rather enjoyed his sense humour.
I miss the Wednesday Night chatroom. Godpleton was wont to give live commentary on whatever show he was watching at the time and it was always quality entertainment.
IT IS MARCH 2012
Quote from: Proudhuff on 22 September, 2016, 07:51:29 PM
My enduring memory of Rog at Hi-EX was him spotting Dode and I in the street and him turning tail and running away... :D
Dear Grud, we're not that scary are we...?
Not so much scary as implacable. Like those old fashioned slow zombies.