Threadjacking!

[JohnW]

The bar has been raised too high.
Back when I was first old enough to stay up for the Eurovision, a young man presented himself in the whitest flariest white flares in all of Europe and rightfully took the trophy home to Ireland.
Forty-four years later we field a balletic transgender Drune and yet we somehow can't place better than sixth?
I ask my fellow Irish squaxx: what must we, as a nation, do now?
What can we do?

[The Legendary Shark]

Invent the Éirevision Song Contest?