Life is riddled with a procession of minor impediments

[maryanddavid]

'I Went Down' unfortunate name, but from what I remember it was a decent film, couldnt imagine it travelling well outside this little island though.

David

[Roger Godpleton]

Where does my brother keep finding Christmas Cake?

[Jim_Campbell]

... Radio 4 doesn't appear to be working through iPlayer this morning and I feel strangely lost without it!

Cheers

Jim

[Christov]

Surely you have an actual radio sitting around somewhere?

[Mikey]

My cat.

This morning it had thrown most of it's litter onto the floor, seemingly so I could better see what a big shite it had done overnight. So I clean up the mess, and lift the tray only to find my cat managed to piss under it. So I cleaned that up too.

Then when I go back into the living room it had boked all over the sofa.

sigh

M.

[Dandontdare]

My cat.

This morning it had thrown most of it's litter onto the floor, seemingly so I could better see what a big shite it had done overnight. So I clean up the mess, and lift the tray only to find my cat managed to piss under it. So I cleaned that up too.

Then when I go back into the living room it had boked all over the sofa.

sigh

M.

What are you feeding the poor beast? 

[vzzbux]

Proves my theory about cats are pure evil.






VNP

[Jim_Campbell]

Surely you have an actual radio sitting around somewhere?

How old do you think I am?

Cheers!

Jim

[Roger Godpleton]

I need to wash my feet.

[Roger Godpleton]

Even I know when something is too rude to post.

[Jim_Campbell]

and lift the tray only to find my cat managed to piss under it.

How the fuck do they do that?

Cheers

Jim

[Roger Godpleton]

WTF is up with the in-store radio in Superdrug?

[Mikey]

What are you feeding the poor beast?

The cat puke appeared to be hair ball induced - one of the problems is other fuckers feeding the cats, leading to fights, hence Jonesey being under house arrest unless we're at home. The hair on his head is growing back, but for a while he was a skin.

How the fuck do they do that?

Piss under the tray was a new one to me. I didn't realise it was a common skill amongst cat kind.

Today's minor impediment is the lack of Scotts Porage Oats in the local Tesco, so I'm reduced to Quaker after an ill advised box of Tesco own brand. I swear they stop selling things once I buy them; see my favourite oaty, chewy bars and (middle class alert!) tapenade.

M.

[Peter Wolf]

My local art shop doesnt have any Ivory Board in stock so it means going up to London to buy it instead and luckily an art materials shop in Soho has plenty in stock so it just means a day out in London but the shop is doing a good deal on it so its not all bad.

I just get tired of going into shops and not getting what i want when i want it.

[TordelBack]

Just got short notice for working tomorrow morning from 7, and I'm not getting paid for it (everything going to pay off company debts, no money for Tordels for months now), and off down the Social Welfare office for the first time ever next week to see what I can grub up.  Bah.

However, this is all minor stuff. The sun is shining, the family is well, and I've lost 2.5 stone since February on the sweet-jeebus-I'm-broke diet  (the book's out any day now).