Life is riddled with a procession of minor impediments

[COMMANDO FORCES]

A number 1 all over I hope 

[nev]

It's pretty damn short. And it probably cost as much as the fancy meal you mentioned.

[COMMANDO FORCES]

I pay about £6 for my haircut at a barbers, I bet you go to a salon 

[Mikey]

Pfft! Barbers and salons are for poseurs - I use a razor for mine.

My impediment today is my laptop is slow as the four penny post - it took 15 mins to fully start up!

M

[Noisybast]

Pah! Razors! I just wait until my neighbour is cutting his hedge, then conceal myself in the privet. Quick, cheap, and an adrenaline-fuelled thrill-ride into the bargain!

[Mikey]

 How do you cut your hair though?

[nev]

I pay about £6 for my haircut at a barbers, I bet you go to a salon 

I paid a fiver.

[Peter Wolf]

I cut my own hair as well which is hardly ever since it grows very slowly and no one else ever touches my hair with anything that cuts less'n they wants a face fulla 4.

I have a slight phobia or aversion to hairdressing salons and especially Barbers shops.

[vzzbux]

Bought the missus a Spongebob dressing gown yesterday to find that it hasn't got the belt






V

[mogzilla]

I had a haircut.

which one?

i for one am growing mine after many crap haircuts...its at the messy awkward stage sort of an eighties afro combo. plenty of gel!!

[nev]

Hair Number 407, slightly left of the fringe.

[mogzilla]

Hair Number 407, slightly left of the fringe.

lord of the fringe ?

[Tiplodocus]

Not made it to the comic shop for two weeks.

Next chance I'll have is next wednesday. 

That means possible Thrill Power Overload as I pick up 3 progs, a Meg, the end of Battlefields: The Firefly and Her majesty, the next Grant Morrison Batman and Robin and the next Return of Bruce Wayne.

On the plus side: some great reading ahead.

[Peter Wolf]

I left a bottle of cider in the freezer to chill it and then forgot about it and now its frozen solid and i want to drink it right now.

Its fair to say also that i am not particularly enjoying life right now for many different reasons.



Also i havent got the go ahead yet on any of the outside work that i have priced up for and booked up and the clock is ticking and before they know it will be Autumn and the weather will deteriorate because they spend too long procastrinating not to mention all the absentee Buy to let landlords that own flats that they rent out have to be contacted and on and on and on it goes....

Its all a fucking complete drag.

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[JOE SOAP]

Microwave it.