Life is riddled with a procession of minor impediments

[nev]

Today I got shampoo in my eye. It hurt. I regained sight about 10 minutes later though so it's okay.

[mogzilla]

mini mogs birthday party today one woman rang at the last minute because she only "just" found the invite and anyway thought it was next week (how she did that when she'd just found it...) on family bought ALL their kids including ione brat who thought it was his party ,he actually took one of the seats for the other kids! we had one no show so being nice, my wife let him have the chips and his cute 2 yr old sis have a butty then the little shit demanded pudding! and sweets!! swear to grud he had worms !!! also the parent buffet we put on was invite for all the parents who came left there kids and fucked off outside for the afternoon not bothering to help or even see if we'd killed their children and then said lazy dad came in and filled a plate ...my wifes far to diplomatic....


  and we had a pissed man turn up who was pissed when he arrived shouting "oi" to our helpers so when i went over he must have realised he was in the wrong place at the wrong time i am not a fighter but if he'd have disrupted mini's do i mighthave made an exception.

[Rog69]

I bought some Boots own-brand hayfever eye drops yesterday, they appear to be made from a mixture of battery acid and salt water.

[TordelBack]

Weaver fish. owowowowowowowo

[Peter Wolf]

My stupid exuberant gay neighbours.I am tired of their noise and their constant loud gabbling away ten to the dozen and their stupid laughing out loud every 5 seconds and all the other stupid noises that they are making and the stupid ugly bint who is with them with her obnoxious shrieking voice that doesnt stop.I feel like taping her mouth up or stuffing something into it.

Horrible and i find this with a lot of women and people in general.Horrible voices andthey make far too much noise and they get right on my tits.

I think i am going to have to shut my window as they are drinking which means its only going to get worse.More idiotic behaviour on the way.....

[TordelBack]

Are you sure you haven't fallen thrpugh a wormhole into an episode of Three's Company, Peter "Mr. Roper" Wolf?  (if so:  the gay guy's only pretending - he's really Buffy Summer's robotic wannabe  stepdad!).  Sadly it sound more like Will & Grace (more squealing, less lingerie).

[Peter Wolf]

They are so clueless that they dont even know how to set alight to a Barbeque to get it going.

[SuperSurfer]

Using new washing machine/dryer. I hit auto for drying and realised the default setting is 2hrs. Instructions say not to interrupt drying. Like a sauna here now.

[Peter Wolf]

Using new washing machine/dryer. I hit auto for drying and realised the default setting is 2hrs. Instructions say not to interrupt drying. Like a sauna here now.

Nonsense.You can turn it off at the mains.

Just turn it off.

[Roger Godpleton]

Punched myself in the balls.

[TordelBack]

Punched myself in the balls.

Future generations applaud your foresight.

[Roger Godpleton]

Especially since I was turned into a voodoo doll of a certain metal detector guy...

[nev]

I'm meant to be going to school 'til Friday even though all we're doing is watching DVDs.

[vzzbux]

Another hot day and another late finish.






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[M.I.K.]

Are you sure you haven't fallen thrpugh a wormhole into an episode of Three's Company, Peter "Mr. Roper" Wolf?

The (original) UK version's called Man About The House.