Life is riddled with a procession of minor impediments

[Roger Godpleton]

They had alternative titles, so he gets a pass.

And before anyone starts, Led Zeppelin's fourth album isn't called "Led Zeppelin", it's called "Led Zeppelin IV".

[Colin Zeal]

Self-titled albums are bad enough. But when it's not even your debut?

When it's your fourth album?

You guys just lost yourselves a sale.

Does this mean you didn't buy Blur's self titled fifth album then?

[uncle fester]

Technically Led Zeppelin's fourth album doesn't have a title... 

[COMMANDO FORCES]

Drokk! I'm awake but the alarm is set for 14:00, what to do!

[Noisybast]

Technically Led Zeppelin's fourth album doesn't have a title... 

'course it does! It's

[staticgirl]

Left my sudafed at home. I am allergic to London.

[Roger Godpleton]

A bunch of the corduroy on my trousers has been eroded.

[SmallBlueThing]

Reading The Mega City One Archives 3. Judge Fear's shoulder armour: "conventional pads with a zig zag motif" apparently. So, not man traps then?
This isnt good.
SBT

[Kerrin]

A bunch of the corduroy on my trousers has been eroded.

Stop rubbing yourself then.

[House of Usher]

Reading The Mega City One Archives 3. Judge Fear's shoulder armour: "conventional pads with a zig zag motif" apparently. So, not man traps then?

What's The Mega City One Archives?

[House of Usher]

I'm working indoors this week, with fixed hours, but it means I'm constantly subjected to the kitsch-obsessed Radio 2, starting with Chris Evans.

[Roger Godpleton]

I used a pumice stone to shave my legs.

[JOE SOAP]

Do you have to shave prostheses?

[TordelBack]

In desperation the wife and I took on a weekend job handling (from home) an out-of-hours phone line for the place she works.  We had hoped for more hours, seeing as the service was her idea in the first place, but we ended up with the weekend night shift which oddly enough nobody else wanted.  We figured that between the two of us we could handle the kids and the phoneline, maybe even get some of my own work done in between calls once the kids were in bed.  Turned out to be a lot more work than expected, but hey, we're desperate, and at least there were two of us.  

Today she got her first payslip with the extra job on it, and after tax and various deductions it worked out as just over €4 an hour - for the two of us (that's STG£3.30 to be split two ways, fact fans).  For Saturday and Sunday evenings up to midnight.  They had neglected to mention that these hours wouldn't be at her "regular" hourly wage (never mind overtime), but rather at minimum wage, which was then taxed at the maximum rate because it was tacked on as overtime to her monthly wages.  I'd love to complain to her wankstain of a boss, but frankly we need the money.  Plus it beats my earnings for last month of €500 for 200 hours.  I am enjoying this recession, I must say.

[staticgirl]

That sounds more like a major impediment!