Life is riddled with a procession of minor impediments

[Cyberleader2000]

I printed out my paypal receipt for BICS, my hotel reservation, train confirmation and even a map showing the hotel, the convention centre and the pub - and I put them all somewhere safe. Very, very safe apparently, 'cos I can't find the buggers.

yea and that safe place is called the bin I bet you might have accidently throne them away with something elses like a news paper happens to my mum's documents all the time

[Dark Jimbo]

The corner of my bedroom window is infested - INFESTED - with ladybirds, I've just noticed. Seriously, it's a frikkin' colony. They look like they're setting up camp for the winter.

[House of Usher]

The corner of my bedroom window is infested - INFESTED - with ladybirds, I've just noticed. Seriously, it's a frikkin' colony. They look like they're setting up camp for the winter.

On the outside, I hope.

[johnnystress]

Can we get a photo?

[Dark Jimbo]

On the INSIDE.

Every time one leaves the safety of the pack to crawl across my wall or computer screen I've been pouncing with a cup and card to relocate the buggers outside, but I've not plucked up the courage to tackle the main mass as yet.

[Darren Stephens]

Some twit has just won my old HDTV on Ebay, collection only. Of course, reading the postage instructions never occured to them, so they are now expecting it to be posted to them.  I suppose I'll have to re-list the bugger....what a waste of a ten day listing that was! 

[Aaron A Aardvark]

My aquarium problems are over, coz ALL my fish are dead.

Fuck.

Anyone want a big glass box full of cloudy water?

[Tiplodocus]

Just had a haircut (it was starting to look too much like a mullett) and I've got itchy bits down my collar.

And it's going to be at least seven hours before I get home and get a chance to change my shirt.

But so long as I don't think about it itching, I'll be fine.

So long as I don't think about it itching, I'll be fine.

So long as I don't think about it itching, I'll be fine.

[mogzilla]

itchy ,scratchy ....tasty

[Mikey]

Didn't like his face...

I've misplaced my good wooly hat of 7 years vintage and have bought another one that I suspect will not keep it's shape for so long.

M

[Roger Godpleton]

I got dishwasher steam in my nose.

[Banners]

Three refuse to give me my PAC. Gah!

M@

[Kerrin]

I think they have to by law now, don't they? That's if your contract is up of course.

[mogzilla]

I got dishwasher steam in my nose.

good for the sinuses my boy!

[Peter Wolf]

I thought it was Tuesday.