Life is riddled with a procession of minor impediments

[Hawkmumbler]

My depressions made a small rebound and i'm feeling very down and generally lacking motivation today. I feel like shit TBH. 

[The Legendary Shark]

Damn that black dog - keeping mine at bay for now but I can feel it winding up to bite.

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

For some inexplicable reason I have the tune to The 12 Days of Christmas stuck in my head.

I don't even know the words

[Mattofthespurs]

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A partridge in a pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!



You are more than welcome.

[Theblazeuk]

I won a 2000AD Facebook comp! The book arrived!

It's Nikolai Dante's The Great Game, which sits on my shelf in original print form already. Touche life touche.

[Molch-R]

I won a 2000AD Facebook comp! The book arrived!

It's Nikolai Dante's The Great Game, which sits on my shelf in original print form already. Touche life touche.

Ah, sorry to hear that - want something else instead?*


*Note: requested item must be in my 'giveaway store' at this present time

[Mattofthespurs]

I won The Ballad of Halo Jones twice for having 2 letters of the week.

I was happy to donate them to my Son's school library.

Get em young I say.

[Hawkmumbler]

Somehow don't think Dante is school material.

[Mattofthespurs]

Somehow don't think Dante is school material.

Depends. Could easily be placed into a sixth form library of a school.

I mean, if they can dress up as Christian Grey as twelve year olds...

[Theblazeuk]

I won a 2000AD Facebook comp! The book arrived!

It's Nikolai Dante's The Great Game, which sits on my shelf in original print form already. Touche life touche.

Ah, sorry to hear that - want something else instead?*


*Note: requested item must be in my 'giveaway store' at this present time

Wow! Thanks Molch. Not sure what you have in your giveaway store but I have Dante up to Tsar Wars (and an Amerika I picked up at a bargain somewhere). Missing the rest though. Other books I would love are Stickleback, Zombo, Kingdom Call of the Wild, Judge Dredd case files 24, Kingdom Call of the Wild, Button Man, Durham Red...

Basicaly anything but earlier Dante collections, the Case files from 1-23, or Sin Dex (got all of em).

Whatever you deign fit to send my way and let me know where I should return the Great Game too. Which btw, I love the new cover etc of this edition



Heh looking at the back of the Great Game I think Hawk is dead on the money. Gimp dante with lola...

[Molch-R]

Wow! Thanks Molch. Not sure what you have in your giveaway store but I have Dante up to Tsar Wars (and an Amerika I picked up at a bargain somewhere). Missing the rest though. Other books I would love are Stickleback, Zombo, Kingdom Call of the Wild, Judge Dredd case files 24, Kingdom Call of the Wild, Button Man, Durham Red...

Basicaly anything but earlier Dante collections, the Case files from 1-23, or Sin Dex (got all of em).

Whatever you deign fit to send my way and let me know where I should return the Great Game too. Which btw, I love the new cover etc of this edition

No worries - PM me your address again and I'll pop something in the post. No need to post Great Game back, just pass it on to someone who might appreciate it

[Richmond Clements]

Wow! Thanks Molch. Not sure what you have in your giveaway store but I have Dante up to Tsar Wars (and an Amerika I picked up at a bargain somewhere). Missing the rest though. Other books I would love are Stickleback, Zombo, Kingdom Call of the Wild, Judge Dredd case files 24, Kingdom Call of the Wild, Button Man, Durham Red...

Basicaly anything but earlier Dante collections, the Case files from 1-23, or Sin Dex (got all of em).

Whatever you deign fit to send my way and let me know where I should return the Great Game too. Which btw, I love the new cover etc of this edition

No worries - PM me your address again and I'll pop something in the post. No need to post Great Game back, just pass it on to someone who might appreciate it

Why oh why do you hate the fans so..?

[Molch-R]

Why oh why do you hate the fans so..?

I'm just a really terrible person.

[Jim_Campbell]

I'm just a really terrible person.

I thought we'd established beyond reasonable doubt that you're history's greatest monster? There was talk of business cards...

Cheers!

Jim

[Molch-R]

I thought we'd established beyond reasonable doubt that you're history's greatest monster? There was talk of business cards...

Nonono, I'm actually destroying 2000 AD from the inside, remember?