Ok... tell me, what exactly is Munce?

[johnone]

Actually furniture and plastics in the meg are made from polypropolene (I think thats how its pronounced) which is basically recycled Human Waste!!
 And Raw Munce is so foul that its used as a repellent for Rad Fleas!

[Dounreay]

"Munce is a versatile meat substitute..."

Ah, so its made with the filling from Scotch  pies.

Bet it tastes nice deep fried in batter.

[TordelBack]

the filling from Scotch pies

Single malt pies, I hope.