your mondegreens

[Wils]

Guns & Roses: Sweet Child of Mine...

She's got eyes of the bluest skies,
And toothpaste on her brain

[Noisybast]

Joe Jackson's "Got The Time", or more specifically, Anthrax's cover of it - my mate misheard the line "Ticking in my head" as "Tickling my bread".

[Wils]

Hehehe. I remember it as:

"Got the thyme, chick-chick-chicken in my head"

[Floyd-the-k]

that catchy but very short Blur song, SOng 2:

I got my head checked
By a trembochet

It`s supposed to be jumbo jet, but it sure sounds like trembochet to me. No I don`t know what trembochet means (device for checking Damon Albarn`s head I suppose)

[Steamboy]

yep got a mate that used to crack us up by singing "Chicken in my head" all the time to that one.

CU Krestel

[Wils]

+++ NECRO-POST +++

Rather than reply to Jim's misheard lyrics post on the food thread, derailing it even more, I've dug this bugger up. :)

I shall add to the list...

Billy Idol - Eyes Without a Face (French has been roughly translated appropriately)

[Cul au sujet de visage] Arse about face
[Cul au sujet de visage] Arse about face
[Cul au sujet de visage] Arse about face
Got no human grace, you're arse about face



And The Human League - The Sound of the Crowd

Put your hand in a party wave
Arse around

[Dudley]

My love has got no money,
He's got a strong valise
My love has got no money
He's a drag queen from Belize

[Bad Andy]

Freddie Mercury - Living on my own

Mean old lady, Mean old lady
I get so lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, yeah
Got to beat some git on the head


Peter Kay did a lot of stuff with these when he was starting out

[DavidXBrunt]

Valerie, call on me,
Valerie, call on me.
Valerie, call on me,
Cause I'm saving for a new setee.

[Jim_Campbell]

"with my man she runs..."

I think you'll find that's a double mondegreen, because I'm pretty sure the lyric is "With my mind she runs."

Cheers!

Jim

[ukdane]

I've got Tourettes

[Buddy]

Lynol Ritchie.

Dancing on the Sea Link.

[TordelBack]

The Zig and Zag guys used to do  a morning-radio spot on this very subject, and it was drowning in classics.  E.g.

The Chrstians:
"When will there be a hard vest
For the worms?"

[mondocoyote]

Yeah this song is dedicated to
All the Guns n'fuckin' Roses fans
Who suck willies through all the Fucking shit
And to all those opposed...
Hmm...well"



..stuck with us.

[SamuelAWilkinson]

that catchy but very short Blur song, SOng 2:

I got my head checked
By a trembochet

It`s supposed to be jumbo jet, but it sure sounds like trembochet to me. No I don`t know what trembochet means (device for checking Damon Albarn`s head I suppose)


Shit! It's Jumbo Jet? I always thought it was Damon Albarn getting his head shaved by some bloke called 'Itchy Mochay'.