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SPAMMERS
« on: 19 July, 2010, 10:21:52 PM »
Dear spammers,
             we,although being comic book fans, are not as green as we are cabbage looking (except tharg of course) we do not want your product, we are fans on a well established community and unlike some forums out there we are a proper community we have our scary loner ,our big bearded  bear and of course our village idiot .
 
  if you want to come on here please do, but prepare to be sucked ....(i should leave that sentence there and wait for roger to cum along..but i digest)...into the wonderful worlds of tharg that has after all been going strong for 30 plus years.

  we can see through spam as a hive mind and when we catch you we will eat you (mmmm grilled spam butties).

   yours faithfully

mogzilla esq ...




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Re: SPAMMERS
« Reply #1 on: 20 July, 2010, 09:41:22 AM »
we have our scary loner ,our big bearded  bear and of course our village idiot .
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I'm having fun working out who's who!  :D

And while I'm here, anyone want to buy some viagra?

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Re: SPAMMERS
« Reply #2 on: 20 July, 2010, 10:04:58 AM »
If you send me your bank account details, I'll pass on the US$3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 I found down the back of me sofa. To my surprise there was a letter with YOUR name on it which detailed a harrowing tale of a perambulator crash and the dying wish of your ancestor.

BLESS GOD YOU BE WITH! IN BANK DAYS QUICKLY MUST ADMIT!

M
To tell the truth, you can all get screwed.

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Re: SPAMMERS
« Reply #3 on: 20 July, 2010, 10:09:18 AM »
On a related note, apologies to anyone who received a pharma-spammy email from me the other day. I installed an IM client on my phone, which immediately set about shitting out nonsensical emails to everyone in my address book. Sorry 'bout that.
Dan Dare will return for a new adventure soon, Earthlets!

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Re: SPAMMERS
« Reply #4 on: 20 July, 2010, 10:19:33 AM »
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which immediately set about shitting out nonsensical emails to everyone in my address book.

And these are different to your usual emails how..?

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Re: SPAMMERS
« Reply #5 on: 20 July, 2010, 11:48:03 PM »
they're not listening...just checked out the profiles of two new "members" both with "personal injury claim" website as thier lnk.

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Re: SPAMMERS
« Reply #6 on: 21 July, 2010, 12:18:37 AM »
What up Everybody ?   :D

I am new to forum and want to say hello !  :D and you will love this website my friends !

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If you send me your bank account details, I'll pass on the US$3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 I found down the back of me sofa. To my surprise there was a letter with YOUR name on it which detailed a harrowing tale of a perambulator crash and the dying wish of your ancestor.

BLESS GOD YOU BE WITH! IN BANK DAYS QUICKLY MUST ADMIT!

M

I request that the cash is in used notes [GBP] of varying denominations.
« Last Edit: 21 July, 2010, 12:25:40 AM by Peter Wolf »
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Re: SPAMMERS
« Reply #7 on: 01 August, 2010, 01:40:56 PM »
to be sucked ....(i should leave that sentence there and wait for roger to cum along..but i digest)

THat's Raw!...I'll bend over backwards to avoid thy digestion.