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Mat: You live ina B&Q? Thats handy,man, lots of parking and a burger van outside.
Do you have to get multipacks of everything even if you just want one?

Proudhuff

Ah, the death sentence for car stealing, hate to think what would happpen to someone who done something really wrong  like pass the port the wrong way or not stand for the national anthem.

Major Middenpus Rtd.

 I'm enjoying this 'soup opera' but I think Heinz should be given a chance...  

I thought our stragegy was to:

Find big safe hill, sit tight until we've almost won, THEN go against orders, break ranks, snatch defeat fi the jaws of victory and

Run down hill

Wave big sword

Shout "Aaaaaaaarrrrgh!"

get Stabbed maimed etc  

lose heroicly and blame the English.

This also covers football and politics..


Proudhuff

Its been worrying me for some time now, but the continuity of the above scripts has really UPSET ME! Zammo never actually visted the bog in any eposide, and when he did use any weapons it was always silver tipped BULLETS from a AK47, i REALLY wish you lot would pay attention and do some SERIOUS RESEARCH before putting fingers to keybaords. Thankfully the West bikeshed has not been mentioned as this was only BUILT AFTER Phil Redmond's death at the hand of the Daleks, which he deserved as he STOLE my ideas,I'm SERIOUS you know.

The Blessed Brian




 

I remember putting an Action Man grenade on a small hoop earring aboot this time...

heehee forgot aboot that...

Mangled Midden

Every day in every way my life is getting more Zarjazz.

Sorry to say, but Pat Mills' early writing has always been a great joy to me as its good to see someone further out there than me, I've picked up many books on his recommendation.

Its always been the ideas in 2k that interest me, the periods when 2k lost its way was when challenging ideas/writers were lacking ( the TPO says that was when the marketing folks and beancounters were in charge)

Proudhuff

'Sanity' and 'Late night chatting' don't really go together... add beer and it all goes pear shaped. For me there are numerous  'tumbleweed' moments as i try and read what I just wrote then try and catch up on those more fleet fingered folk who use more that two digits and aren't on their sixth can of Stella.


As dino would say ' I'd hate to be teetotal. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as your going to feel all day'

and ' I'm not drunk, the rest of the world's two drinks behind'

and 'your not drunk if you don't have to hold on to the floor'


Sans 'hotel' Proudhuff.

 

Wouldn't it be terrible if this was kept at the head of the board as a embarrassing warning about drinking and boarding...hint hint

The any manic 5.

Hey, I always enjoy those disconnected 'work' nights in London, you know it will end soon and It's nice to get a bit space, imagine some poor bar steward's lifes are like that all the time...

 makes you love what you've got...

Haste ye back


Middenpus

Bou:
I've forgotten how to do the 'ladd/ette' thing a long time ago,
the car thing leaves me cold except the odd euro car fi the sixties(or the black ones the Gestapo had)
and its been a long time since top gear got up my nose!
Doing doughnuts? what like Homer?

Proudy  

doing doughnuts ??? please explain...

middenpus

I'd like to suggest to old Thargy that 2000AD does a double act with Skin two.

Matron The screens!!

  Nurse proudhuff

Sorry I just like the thread name and didn't what it to drop off matron.

Middenpuss

'Fierce gimp fixation on this board'


You say that like its a bad thing...

Bring out the Huffster