Return to Return to Armageddon – and other ill-advised sequels

[Funt Solo]

Skizz: Jizz - the alien interpreter gets offered a niche job in the adult film industry.

[Woolly]

Paul Grist was thinking along the same lines when he wrote "Jack Staff"

That looks great! Might have to track a copy down...


The Reggae-Funk of Halo Jones - The middle books before we move onto her Ambient phase
Enamoured Gideon - Our favourite annihilator meets a lady-bot! (She hates him though)
Bottom Man - Probably best I don't describe that one...

[davidbishop]

Button Fly Guy: won't stop till he's killed 501 people.

[Funt Solo]

Button Man Too: a rom-com in which Harry falls in love with a rival Button Man.
Button Men: the sequel.
Three Button Men and a Baby: the next sequel.

[Woolly]

Al's Boobies?

[JohnW]

Boobies? Jizz? Bottoms?
This used to be a thread where you could bring your kids, dammit!

[Funt Solo]

Figure my venture is the worst offender, there. Soz, mate. I'll switch my fam-bafflers back on. If a mod can be arsed bothered, feel free to asterisk my j**z.

This is me genuinely trying to be polite.

[JohnW]

Not a bother, old stock.
It's not as if I even have kids.

[Funt Solo]

Ah ... sold them?

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Mechastopheles: Transformers

Makes me think of this:

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

... feel free to asterisk my j**z.

At least buy me dinner first

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

Accidental double post

[Funt Solo]

They said online love could never blossom!

[Dash Decent]

The Limerick of Halo Jones - the much shorter prequel to the popular trilogy.

Meltdown Man - Nick Stone starts a new job at an iron foundry.

Piltdown Man - Nick Stone gets caught by an elaborate hoax.  "He also says he's heard animals talk!"

Vogue Trooper - Young Venus lands her dream job at a reputable fashion magazine, only to find herself flying cups of designer coffee across the country to meet the whims of her egotistical boss, Miranda Nortly.

Nort by Northwest - A case of mistaken identity sees an innocent Nort general on the run from a deranged clone Souther who wants to kill him, simply because he engineered the death of thousands of his brothers in arms.

V.C.s and Quinch - Another unsurprisingly unsuccessful team up.  "Eat plutonium death, you disgusting G'egeekajee weirdos!"

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

The Jolly Yarn of Ichabod Azrael (and the japes in his wake)