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Rob Schneider to cameo in Dredd
« on: 16 August, 2011, 03:21:31 PM »
What could be better than a Rob Schneider cameo?  Surely it's not too late for Rebellion to suggest this?

If you had 1 minute of Schneider in the film, what do you think should happen to his character?  What other cameos might make the film even better?

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Re: Rob Schneider to cameo in Dredd
« Reply #1 on: 16 August, 2011, 03:39:56 PM »
Sorry If to reply. why Rob Schneider???

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Re: Rob Schneider to cameo in Dredd
« Reply #2 on: 16 August, 2011, 04:11:56 PM »
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Re: Rob Schneider to cameo in Dredd
« Reply #3 on: 16 August, 2011, 04:16:40 PM »
One minute is 59 seconds too long. It only takes a second for a second rate bit part actor playing Second Hapless Passerby in Background to get shot in the head.
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Re: Rob Schneider to cameo in Dredd
« Reply #4 on: 16 August, 2011, 07:29:26 PM »
Throat cut (So he can't shpeel shit) and to die slowly in agonising pain. Ma Ma's first screen victim





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Re: Rob Schneider to cameo in Dredd
« Reply #5 on: 16 August, 2011, 07:39:13 PM »
Scheider should be Judge Death in the after-credits. He should appear in an alley, take his helmet off, make a joke about his penis and wink at the camera.
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Re: Rob Schneider to cameo in Dredd
« Reply #6 on: 16 August, 2011, 07:41:09 PM »
Oh, what, suddenly we cant edit anymore? When i've been happily editing my posts all day? "ShNeider", not 'scheider', obviously.

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Re: Rob Schneider to cameo in Dredd
« Reply #7 on: 16 August, 2011, 07:44:14 PM »
Scheider should be Judge Death in the after-credits. He should appear in an alley, take his helmet off, make a joke about his penis and wink at the camera.
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Re: Rob Schneider to cameo in Dredd
« Reply #8 on: 16 August, 2011, 10:15:44 PM »
What could be better than a Rob Schneider cameo?  Surely it's not too late for Rebellion to suggest this?

If you had 1 minute of Schneider in the film, what do you think should happen to his character?  What other cameos might make the film even better?

Gets hit by the perps' speeding vehicle in the first second, lifeless and increasingly battered and torn body dragged along for the next 59. Not sure if this would make the film better, but it would be poetic justice.

Simon Pegg should have a cameo as he's a huge Dredd fan and actually can act.

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Re: Rob Schneider to cameo in Dredd
« Reply #9 on: 16 August, 2011, 11:32:10 PM »
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Re: Rob Schneider to cameo in Dredd
« Reply #10 on: 16 August, 2011, 11:45:52 PM »

Simon Pegg should have a cameo as he's a huge Dredd fan and actually can act.


He's a Star trek fan too...didn't do him any favours.

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Re: Rob Schneider to cameo in Dredd
« Reply #11 on: 17 August, 2011, 12:49:36 AM »
A Dianne Lane cameo would be fine .. don't even know any other films that phoney version of Fergee was in .

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Re: Rob Schneider to cameo in Dredd
« Reply #12 on: 17 August, 2011, 10:12:29 AM »
Very naughty Duds, but on topic it would have been great to have Ian Dury pop up again.

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Re: Rob Schneider to cameo in Dredd
« Reply #13 on: 17 August, 2011, 10:18:11 AM »
Um... He's been dead for eleven years!
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Re: Rob Schneider to cameo in Dredd
« Reply #14 on: 17 August, 2011, 10:26:59 AM »
That's why it'd be great...