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Started by House of Usher, 23 March, 2009, 05:17:47 PM

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mogzilla

my daughter is four and already has learned how to pickpocket dad's wallet.

TordelBack

Quote from: mogzilla on 05 February, 2010, 08:32:39 PM
my daughter is four and already has learned how to pickpocket dad's wallet.

Dunkzilla!  At least she'll never go hungry.

Tiplodocus

Be excellent to each other. And party on!

staticgirl

I have cleared the blockage in my vacuum cleaner. Now I don't have purple hair all over the carpet anymore....

The Legendary Shark

And they say the spirit of Carry-On is dead...
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House of Usher

Talking of Carry On, I saw a Kenneth Williams impersonator and a very unconvincing performance of Joan Sims at the theatre today in 'Stop Messing About.' It was sort of okay. Sometimes. And, for the benefit of Tips, it was full of knob gags!
STRIKE !!!

Mike Gloady

I'm fond of using my knob AS a gag.  I wonder if this gets the Tips Seal of Approval?
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House of Usher

Quote from: Mike Gloady on 06 February, 2010, 08:09:03 PM
I'm fond of using my knob AS a gag.

I'm so glad there's nothing funny about mine!  :lol:
STRIKE !!!

COMMANDO FORCES

Quote from: Mike Gloady on 06 February, 2010, 08:09:03 PM
I'm fond of using my knob AS a gag.

You must have a flexible back or a very long knob :lol:

staticgirl


Mike Gloady

I know it was a cheap gag, but I couldn't resist.  Apologies.

And CF - it's neither.  Sadly.
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House of Usher

Cheap??? That's very nearly free!


Here's another one:

[spoiler]What did one cocksucker say to the other?[/spoiler]

"Mmmffglubbfllbblublub"
STRIKE !!!

staticgirl

heh.

I am mildly pleased because I have got the hyperlinks working in my yahoo e-mail again. I don't know how I did that but it was getting really annoying having to open in new tab all the time. Now it opens in the same window hurrah.

mogzilla

Quote from: TordelBack on 05 February, 2010, 08:46:19 PM
Quote from: mogzilla on 05 February, 2010, 08:32:39 PM
my daughter is four and already has learned how to pickpocket dad's wallet.

Dunkzilla!  At least she'll never go hungry.

she had three breakfasts today!!!!


and please dont use the phrase " a cheap gag" when discussing knobs fried egg butty being snorted down the nose is quite painful :o

COMMANDO FORCES

I just watched two old women trying to pick up dog shit on the other side of the street as I'm sat typing on here at the bay window. Their tiny dogs were pulling on the leads and making it hilarious to watch them try to bag the filth.
I should have got the video camer out.