Cover Puns

[The Legendary Shark]

Psychic projection of youthfulness. Indicator of vanity, possible pressure point. (SJS Assessment Bulletin)

[Funt Solo]

Rogue Pooper

A sexy female Nort agent, disguised as a vid-vulture mechanic, poisons Rogue with a fast-acting laxative.

Neil: "Uhm, Vyvyan, can laxatives actually kill you?"
Vyvyan: "I dunno, Neil, but I'm going to stay around and find out!"

[The Legendary Shark]

For Rogue's diarrhoea he needs von Trapp's patented "Trooper Belly (Fragile) Colic Toxic G.I. Potions."


I'll get me wimple.

[JohnW]

A sufficiently awful pun, but where are the ugly AI avatars we all hated, Sharky? Every day used to bring us something new and disturbing.
It's as if you're not even trying anymore!

[The Legendary Shark]

Since the last site glitch, I can't change anything on my profile. I suspect Deep State shenanigans... But if nobody else can change theirs either then it probably isn't that. 

Furthermore, the Spoiler and Move tags stopped working ages ago, the Active Topics page is lying in an unmarked grave somewhere and we still haven't got a Like button - one could almost say that this Stupid Bally Badly Fix-ed Website Is Atrocious...


(It's not really atrocious - I just can't find my rhyming dictionary.)

[Vector14]

Anderson has a daughter!?

Judge Anderson in 2127 (aged about 50):




Anderson's daughter in 2145 (18 years later):




The only thing that baffles me is that we never saw the story in which Anderson gives birth (or conceives a daughter through other means). Her daughter looks like she just graduated from the academy, so there's some missing tale left to be told.

Intriguing!

Ander-daughter!!!
Anderson's secret revealed in this weeks prog!

[Dash Decent]

There's something about that 'young' Anderson that reminds me of the 'why can't they all be nice "2000AD, It's not for girls" advert.

[Vector14]

There's something about that 'young' Anderson that reminds me of the 'why can't they all be nice "2000AD, It's not for girls" advert.

Wow! I just looked it up and you're right. Never seen that before. Very 90's.

[nxylas]

Wow! I just looked it up and you're right. Never seen that before. Very 90's.

To quote Kent Brockman (who was talking about the '60s), "what a shrill, pointless decade that was".

[rogue69]

Dredd Reckoning

It's the end of days and Grud has returned to Mega City One to judge the right and wrongs doings of Judge Dredd actions and to pass judgement upon him

[Funt Solo]

Dredd Reckoning

It's the end of days and Grud has returned to Mega City One to judge the right and wrongs doings of Judge Dredd actions and to pass judgement upon him

I figured this would happen at some point...

[M.I.K.]

Also, first page of thread, I beat you to it with some slight variation, (which makes that cover image sort of apt)...

Dredd Retconning

Judge Dredd slowly begins to realise that aspects of his own history aren't quite how he remembers them. No one believes him until Psi Division start picking up on the changes to reality. It would appear that someone has been altering the past, but whom and for what purpose?