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Started by Proudhuff, 11 June, 2012, 02:32:01 PM

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The Legendary Shark


Baby, I ain't the answer to anybody's question.

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von Boom

I dunno. If the question is 'who ate all the bloody biscuits?' I'd be inclined to look your way, Sharky.

The Legendary Shark


It's the dolphins.

All their biscuits are soggy.

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Funt Solo

The dolphins went to Eton, then?
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NapalmKev

Quote from: Funt Solo on 26 February, 2020, 08:43:06 PM
Did you turn 42 today?

I did indeed! Well done, sir. I'm now on the fast track towards CodgerVille.

Did somebody mention biscuits? I'll have a couple of Ginger nuts to go with me cuppa.

Cheers
"Where once you fought to stop the trap from closing...Now you lay the bait!"

Gary James

Quote from: NapalmKev on 27 February, 2020, 03:17:30 PM
I'll have a couple of Ginger nuts to go with me cuppa.
The preferred term is redheads.








I couldn't not make the joke. Apologies to all redheads - death threats won't be necessary...

The Legendary Shark

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The Legendary Shark


It still doesn't excuse the state of their biscuits. If you live in the sea you need tupperware, or at least an air-tight biscuit tin. It's just a no brainer.

And people say dolphins are intelligent. Pfa. They can't even keep their biscuits dry.

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von Boom

I bet they keep their biscuits soggy on porpoise.

*duck*

Gary James

Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 27 February, 2020, 07:17:00 PM
And people say dolphins are intelligent.
Given that they are unable to keep out of tuna nets, I hardly think one is going to complete the Times crossword puzzle in the near future.

Tjm86

So the government has announced the new Coronavirus Czar .....

Chris Grayling.

The Legendary Shark


I have a cold and everybody's looking at me weird.

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Funt Solo

Quote from: Tjm86 on 01 March, 2020, 05:16:03 PM
So the government has announced the new Coronavirus Czar .....

Chris Grayling.

He must be blowing someone.*

*By which I mean, of course, blowing them kisses.
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paddykafka