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New Tom Cruise movie

Started by paddykafka, 16 January, 2012, 10:52:07 AM

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paddykafka

News just received: Tom Cruise is to star in a new spy flick about a Secret Agent with erectile dysfunction. It's called "Emission Impossible".

locustsofdeath!

I thought it was going to be called "The Unfirm".

Satanist

Hmm, just pretend I wrote something witty eh?

JamesC


Goaty


vzzbux

Drokking since 1972

Peace is a lie, there's only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.

Steve Green


ICONIC_TM

Free Willy! Cant Believe i Just Said That! :-[

SpetsnaZ99

All the right hands

or

Frisky Business

but definately not

The Firm

:-\
You ever notice that everyone who believes in creationism looks really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day." Yeah, looks like he rushed it.

Goaty


James Stacey

minority re: stalk

Apparently he played 'Woody' in 'Losing It' which kind of makes its own jokes http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085868/

SmallBlueThing

Surely if it's Tom Cruise, then

'Bottom Gun'

is the only way to go?

SBT
.

James Stacey

Don't you mean A Good Few Men

SpetsnaZ99

According to IMDB he is currently filming :-

One Shot

Playing the role of:-

Jack Reacher

You couldnt make it up could you....
You ever notice that everyone who believes in creationism looks really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day." Yeah, looks like he rushed it.

Rog69

And if you scroll down his IMDB page to 1983 it seems he was in a movie called losin' it playing a character called "Woody".