Life is sometimes sort of okay because...

[Buttonman]

You should have done her blocking a pedway and causing a disturbance. As for the couple - bribing an officer of the law is a serious offence!

[COMMANDO FORCES]

How nice was that!

Really nice, John. Please tell me you were in full uniform at the time.

I was wearing a Dredd T-Shirt if that helps and in my daysack were items from the House of Tharg

[Frank]

I wandered off to buy a load of Magnums

I can tell from the way your leathers bulge that you're packing a magnum. Careful with your frozen dairy treat:

[COMMANDO FORCES]

My day has strangely gone full circle now, if only it were like that

[Dunk!]

A colleague got sent 3 of the latest prog in their subscription envelope (some stuffer must've bored, distracted or just didn't care) so gave me a copy for free this week.

That is all.

[TordelBack]

I finally got to eat one of those Tim-Tams, the national dish of Australia if travellers' tales are to be believed.  Turns out they're Penguins.  That's not a bad thing, obviously, but still, not exactly the 8th Wonder of the Biscuit World that had been billed.

[Hawkmumbler]

A colleague got sent 3 of the latest prog in their subscription envelope (some stuffer must've bored, distracted or just didn't care) so gave me a copy for free this week.

That is all.

Give this guy a KTF!!!

[Theblazeuk]

I finally got to eat one of those Tim-Tams, the national dish of Australia if travellers' tales are to be believed.  Turns out they're Penguins.  That's not a bad thing, obviously, but still, not exactly the 8th Wonder of the Biscuit World that had been billed.

Did you do the straw thing?

I reckon they're nicer than penguins.

[JayzusB.Christ]

Took me a while before I realised it was the chocolate bar you meant.
I don't like Penguins.   

[CrazyFoxMachine]

Despite having a stonking hangover today is rather lovely because before parting ways to spend eggweekend nonreligiously eating with our families my Geoffery made me a tiny egg-themed Dredd comic. Judge Dregg. In which is a vicious parody of IDW's multiple dark judges... also a very tasty 'house of lannister' millionaire shortbread with crushed-up lion bars on top...

sigh <3

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

Well for the first Saturday in a long long time, I'll be finished before 3/4am. HOORAY FOR RELIGIOUS OPPRESSION!

[mogzilla]

...it seems I finally have a new boss that is willing to actually listen and support me with a "difficult" colleague..
light at the end of a very long tunnel

[JayzusB.Christ]

I was doing a mural for a completely empty - closed in fact -  nightclub (downstairs in a pub) at about 7pm today, when a barman came down and told me there'd be a stripper there soon, but I could keep working if I wanted to.  Sure enough, a not-particularly drunk stag party of about 6 lads arrived, music started, and a lady showed up, took all her clothes off and rubbed cream onto her breasts. Then after twenty minutes or so they all disappeared and the club was empty again and I finished my painting.
Like the filthy, misogynist sexist pig I am, I enjoyed watching the sexually attractive woman rub cream onto her breasts.  Sorry.

[Ancient Otter]

I was doing a mural for a completely empty - closed in fact -  nightclub (downstairs in a pub) at about 7pm today, when a barman came down and told me there'd be a stripper there soon, but I could keep working if I wanted to.  Sure enough, a not-particularly drunk stag party of about 6 lads arrived, music started, and a lady showed up, took all her clothes off and rubbed cream onto her breasts. Then after twenty minutes or so they all disappeared and the club was empty again and I finished my painting.
Like the filthy, misogynist sexist pig I am, I enjoyed watching the sexually attractive woman rub cream onto her breasts.  Sorry.

So I take you will not be filing a claim of sexual harassment in the workplace against your employer?

[Hawkmumbler]

Shots have been fired, a hornets nest has been unsettled! Is that the ominous thudding of a Jim sized retort I hear?